On The X day of christmas

[ChaosYoshi]

On the 41st day of Smissmas, Old Nick stole from me,

41 pencils
40 fourtees
39 Kleenex boxes
38 incomplete thoughts
37 babies
36 glitches
35 level reviews
34 10 Huggy Wuvvy Tummy Bundles
33 satchel charges
32 back-to-back posters
31 Dtroids
30 years of waiting
29 Websites
28 super combos
27 annoying Christmas songs
26 rejections
25 koibehs
24 numbers
23 Nightmares before christmas blackouts
22 sad miscarriages on christmas eve
21 mysteries
20 headphones
19 life-threatening dog bites in your arm
18 questionable surprises
17 paper dreidels
16 bags of sand
15 empty sets
14 fire flowers
13 portable computers
12 forgotten comments
11 sigbars
10 imaginary characters
9 cans of soda
8 crappy movies
7 french hens
6 barrels of gunpowder
5 crates of morphine
4 turtle doves
3 Fruitcakes
2 comments from a disgruntled MK
and Lee's severed arm in a gym locker

[Dtroid]

On the 42nd day of Christ mas, I mentioned in this post:

42 x 35 =s
41 pencils
40 fourtees
39 Kleenex boxes
38 incomplete thoughts
37 babies
36 glitches
35 level reviews
34 10 Huggy Wuvvy Tummy Bundles
33 satchel charges
32 back-to-back posters
31 Dtroids
30 years of waiting
29 Websites
28 super combos
27 annoying Christmas songs
26 rejections
25 koibehs
24 numbers
23 Nightmares before christmas blackouts
22 sad miscarriages on christmas eve
21 mysteries
20 headphones
19 life-threatening dog bites in your arm
18 questionable surprises
17 paper dreidels
16 bags of sand
15 empty sets
14 fire flowers
13 portable computers
12 forgotten comments
11 sigbars
10 imaginary characters
9 cans of soda
8 crappy movies
7 french hens
6 barrels of gunpowder
5 crates of morphine
4 turtle doves
3 Fruitcakes
2 comments from a disgruntled MK
and Lee's severed arm in a big coffinnnnnnnn

[Harmless]

On the ????th day of some long forgotten holiday some bearded man sent to me:

43 boxes of schoolwork
42 x 35 =s
41 pencils
40 fourtees
39 Kleenex boxes
38 incomplete thoughts
37 babies
36 glitches
35 level reviews
34 10 Huggy Wuvvy Tummy Bundles
33 satchel charges
32 back-to-back posters
31 Dtroids
30 years of waiting
29 Websites
28 super combos
27 annoying Christmas songs
26 rejections
25 koibehs
24 numbers
23 Nightmares before christmas blackouts
22 sad miscarriages on christmas eve
21 mysteries
20 headphones
19 life-threatening dog bites in your arm
18 questionable surprises
17 paper dreidels
16 bags of sand
15 empty sets
14 fire flowers
13 portable computers
12 forgotten comments
11 sigbars
10 imaginary characters
9 cans of soda
8 crappy movies
7 french hens
6 barrels of gunpowder
5 crates of morphine
4 turtle doves
3 Fruitcakes
2 comments from a disgruntled MK
and Lee's severed arm broadcasted on NBCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

[CedarBranch]

On the [inserted] day of Christmas... something very nice was given... like...

44 dumb bells
43 boxes of schoolwork
42 x 35 =s
41 pencils
40 fourtees
39 Kleenex boxes
38 incomplete thoughts
37 babies
36 glitches
35 level reviews
34 10 Huggy Wuvvy Tummy Bundles
33 satchel charges
32 back-to-back posters
31 Dtroids
30 years of waiting
29 Websites
28 super combos
27 annoying Christmas songs
26 rejections
25 koibehs
24 numbers
23 Nightmares before christmas blackouts
22 sad miscarriages on christmas eve
21 mysteries
20 headphones
19 life-threatening dog bites in your arm
18 questionable surprises
17 paper dreidels
16 bags of sand
15 empty sets
14 fire flowers
13 portable computers
12 forgotten comments
11 sigbars
10 imaginary characters
9 cans of soda
8 crappy movies
7 french hens
6 barrels of gunpowder
5 crates of morphine
4 turtle doves
3 Fruitcakes
2 comments from a disgruntled MK
and Lee's severed arm's address withheld