CORRUPT-A-PRESENT

[l.m]

I don't have any money. Instead I give you rabies.

I wish somebody reply this post.

[Sethster]

Wait, i don't even... how do I make this joke? Whatever, I'm gonna give a reply infected with rabies.

I want a video game about rabies.

[Harmless]

The rabies content was so much that eventually you too were afflicted with rabies.

I wish for a good internet connection.

[Killswitch]

Granted, you get a virus everytime you open a web page.

I want a video game console.

[Dtroid]

There are no games in the game console,but there is rabies.

I want something.

[Supershroom]

You get NOTHING.

I want a pretty sweater.

[TheExcavator]

You get the prettiest, girliest sweater ever. But you are stuck wearing it forever. Have fun with heat stroke come summer.

I want happiness.

[#4715]

You get NOTHING.

I want a pretty sweater.

You get the prettiest, girliest sweater ever. But you are stuck wearing it forever. Have fun with heat stroke come summer.

I want happiness.

Thanks for breaking the rabies chain.
You don't get happiness, you are publicly shamed for breaking the rabies chain. In the middle the night a person breaks into your house and gives you rabies for breaking the chain.
I want absolutely nothing.

[l.m]

You win nothing but air. Air is something.

Also, the air is infected with rabies.

I wish this damn forum gets locked because really, this is getting annoying.

[Yoshi Boo 118]

This forum gets locked but enough rabid users escape and infect everyone else on the site.

I wish for Bam to be content with people breaking the rabies chain.