On the thirty-first day of Christmas, I downloaded
Thirty One Thirty Ones,
Thirty locked holiday forums moved to the graveyard,
Twenty Nine screaming Harmlesses,
Twenty Eight misspeled wordz,
Twenty Seven houses with kitschy lightning,
Twenty Six Christmases
Twenty Five spinning starfish,
Twenty Four tilted cartridges,
Twenty Three complaints about the removal of Revexpand,
Twenty Two Baby Oranjesus',
Twenty One soups,
Twenty overpowered megaphones,
Nineteen silent treatments,
Eighteen Advanced Wars Megatanks,
Seventeen Riemann hypotheses,
Sixteen New Years fireworks,
Fifteen censored words (stupid censors),
Fourteen tin soldiers,
Thirteen tapes with the song "Friday" in them,
Twelve Chaus Wahaha~ing,
Eleven rabies chains,
Ten buried topics like this,
Nine Darthbrowsers fleeing,
Eight slices of cake to throw on the ground,
Seven ugly winter forums that cause retinoblastoma,
Six monster trucks,
Five untold secrets,
Four <Venexis> hnnng ♥♥♥♥♥,
Three concentric circles,
Two daddy long legs,
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