This is old news but it's still ♥♥♥♥ awesome. I'd wear my diamond armor, look straight at it, yell "CAN'T TOUCH THIS", turn around, and bury it in a lava filled hole. Or maybe just surround myself in a 5-block wide lava moat, and then spawn one on the other side and have it run at me and fall into the lava (because lava gives off light, and they don't spawn in lighted areas DERP). It's fun to do stuff like that. NO. The most fun thing ever you could possibly do with Endermen is make a big long high speed minecart track along a flat area, look at one straight behind you, turn around and turn on the minecart thing and have it chase you around, and when you get bored you take a diamond sword and stop the minecart thing and hold it out behind you and it runs into the sword and dies. Even though the last part isn't possible in MC, it would be awesome if it was.
If Notch decides he really wants something terrifying in MC, tell him to make something where in every map there are at least 3 giant caves, which when you first enter are fully lit with no monsters, and once you walk inside of it, the entrance suddenly collapses, all the torches go out, any light sources in your inventory are malfunctioning, and a scream/roar type sound (kind of like the Kretin boss from Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside story, where it goes SKRAARHAWHFEIOWEIF!!!! for more info watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3DKoC12000 (skip to about 1:05 for the screech)) and you battle some sort of giant monster in almost complete darkness at first, then lava starts pouring down from the ceiling and you can see it. It would probably be optional so that 8 year olds don't scream, run away from the computer, die in MC, respawn and lose everything, and have nightmares and cry to their mommies.












