Why should you buy Minecraft?

Why should you buy Minecraft?

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Postby Raz » November 28th, 2011, 9:41 pm

First of all, listen to some minecraft music while reading.


Right now you may be thinking

"Psh, why would I buy Minecraft when I have Call Of Duty?"

Minecraft may have bad graphics, like it's from 1997 or something, but the gameplay is amazing. You can make the game in to whatever you want it to be. The possibilities are endless. The game is updated once a month, sometimes, it updates even more than once a month. Back in alpha, the game was 50% off, then beta came, 25%. and It just came out about, a week or two ago. It may be at it's full price, but it's still 100% worth it. The game is rather addicting, you can survive, build anything in creative mode, or just play adventure maps made by people. Yep, millions of custom created maps to play. You can even change those ♥♥♥♥ graphics to some pretty amazing texture packs, like Sphax PureBDcraft. The game's main mode is survival, where you punch trees, make a house, survive the night from monsters like skeletons, creepers, and zombies. Then theres creative, where you can build and place anything you want and you can fly also. The game isn't JUST singleplayer though, I've been playing minecraft since...August of last year i'm sure. Haven't gotten sick of it since. Multiplayer is what keeps me addicted to these games. Theres so much to do in it. It also has the same ability of Creative and Survival, but people have built so much amazing things, say, they've even made Hogwart's Castle.
It also runs on ANY COMPUTER, and it can also be run in the browser.

Now, tell me what you think of the silly Call Of Duty franchise after you buy the game and play for 3 days.

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Re: Why should you buy Minecraft?

Postby *Emelia K. Fletcher » November 29th, 2011, 9:11 am

BEST. RANT. EVER.


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Re: Why should you buy Minecraft?

Postby Kirby859 » November 29th, 2011, 1:00 pm

it runs on any computer?


Yeah, any computer except ancient ♥♥♥♥ ones :troll:
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Re: Why should you buy Minecraft?

Postby JacktheOrk » November 30th, 2011, 9:47 am

Much love to you for mentioning Sphax. And also I has two computers and one don't play it, the only reason being is that it doesn't have a dedicated graphics card, and this is like the only requirement for Minecraft, also you need to have lived under a rock to have not got Minecraft by now
SIMPLE SIGNATURE IS SIMPLE
SIMPLE SIGNATURE IS SIMPLE
SIMPLE SIGNATURE IS SIMPLE
SIMPLE SIGNATURE IS SIMPLE
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Re: Why should you buy Minecraft?

Postby Master1.0 » November 30th, 2011, 6:34 pm

So. ♥♥♥♥. Epic.

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Re: Why should you buy Minecraft?

Postby ChaosYoshi » November 30th, 2011, 9:24 pm

Nicely said. Just about everyone that I know that has played the game at least once loves it. A couple want to buy a new laptop or smartphone for the game alone.
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Re: Why should you buy Minecraft?

Postby Charcoal » December 1st, 2011, 2:54 pm

3-Dimensional Pixels, and also from watching videos made by the Yogscast.
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