So I just remembered that I had an account on there that I forgot about, but for some reason I couldn't log onto it. I'm checking my email--NOPE. Definately created my account before.
...Something, something, password restore...
Then I realise I'm on the Nintendo of EUROPE Club nintendo page. Checking out the shop and seeing ♥♥♥♥ rewards (Like Ringtones, backpack, DS case and (best rewards on there) Nintendo Point Cards (yeah, those for the WII and DS)). Then going on the announcement and seeing:
"There are plenty of unique and exclusive items already available in the Stars Catalogue"

Up yours too Nintendo.