Nah, I didn't think you cared about that. P.S. It was me.
But what you do care about is "Did our begging, ranging from intelligent to persistent to pathetic, get us to the Level Mod job?" Well, yes, it did!
*everyone cheers*
For two of you.
*cheering becomes confused*Farewell, You Lazy Git. 
But, yes, first things first. We are going to be saying goodbye to one of our Level Mods. And three months from now he'll realize he was demoted and make a goodbye speech.
But for now, we will be saying a fond farewell to our new Honorary member (We're getting a lot of those lately)
StarF!Yes, StarF will be leaving the force. Odds are little will change; we didn't see our fantastic sarcastic friend doing too much out on the force, or... that he even made too many levels or played them to begin with.
So, unless he does one of these
1) Show that, wait, he actually has been doing stuff and wants to keep doing it,
or 2) Declares and proves that he will start doing stuff,
he will take the walk of handshakes and wellwishers.
But who gives a ♥♥♥♥ about that? 
No, you give a ♥♥♥♥ about your new level mods. Well, second things second. *audience sharpens blades*
CommentsAfter you read the announcement, you may comment. Now there's one big thing you may not do. I don't wanna see any whining whatsoever about you not getting the job. Seriously. I hate those. I will be quick to warn as soon as I see this. You're here to congratulate the new members of the force, not whine and complain about them taking your dream away. Anyway, there's always next time.
And, as always, regular text messaging rates do apply.
Oh come on! Tell us who got hired!Alright, alright. Well, it was a tough choice that brought on some fervent debate. But we were able to choose. I think our first new Level mod was the one who impressed us the most with her pitch and her mannerisms and her overall behavior and composure. She's also the first female to have a job at Runouw.com, due to our high testosterone fueled population.
Ladies and gentlemen,
~MP3Amplifier~!*applause*
Congratulations, MP3! Here's your new blue "I'm a LeMoD!" pin! ...psst, just imagine it's there.
But wait, there's more!Yes, we have one more lemod who pushed past all the debate from start to finish to become the definite choice! He's well known as a collaborate of Star King and a well known, respectable level maker and unofficial caretaker of the Lemod forums. He also has a ♥♥♥♥♥' sig from Panik.
Friends, N00bs, Countrymen, I give you, the very
AwesomeJFRD!Yes, here's your imaginary pin, too. You deserve it. Now, you two crazy kids, you gotta remember to do your job, because that is dependent on how long you keep your color. Bah, but you'll do fine!
Now, everyone else, don't fret. The level mod force is a constantly growing and changing force.
I don't see why you guys want it so bad, but You can perhaps get there someday. You won't do that by complaining. Seriously, brethren mods. Please, if I miss it, warn any of the complainers for me.
Well, that's that! Look for the Runouw Votes results soon and come give our new symbol for female empowerment and our finally recognized caretaker some love!
Cheers!
MoD