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Postby Dark_Meta_Knight » April 13th, 2011, 4:55 pm

A Michael Jackson story
Page 1 chapter: 1
This is a story of Michael Pedo Bieber Barney Jackson.
Or Michael Jackson for short.
It was august 5th 1958.
And something monstrous was being born.
Now let's see what's going on with the birth.
Doctor: Push, Push.
Michael's mom: I'm trying!
Doctor: Well then try harder now push!
Michael's mom: Oh it's on! *Get's out of hospital bed and start's:
Whacking the doctor with the blanket*
While that was going on what she didn't know is.
Michael was already born *Like 2 hours before that*
Who knows what would have happened if she gave birth that late.
It must be all the whiskey she drank.
Now chop chop back to the story.
Doctor: OH NO STOP HITTING ME!
Michael's mom: Then show me what it is.
Nurse: Congratulations it's a goyl.
Michael's om: What's that?!?
Nurse: It's half boy half girl, And slightly a bit to monster.
Michael's mom: Oh dear what time of monster did I give birth to?!?
And well that's where it blows off.
Micheal's mom: I want to know who the father is.
Nurse: We don't know yet.
Doctor: To know know you will have to take a test.
Michael's mom: A TEST??? I'M NOT IN SCHOOL I DON'T
NEED TO TAKE A TEST!!!
Doctor: No, no mam not a school test a actual hospital test like drawing your blood.
Michaels mom: Okay...
[s]Sorry if I have to cut in here.
2 day's later michael's aunt died boo hoo hoo.
Go get a tissue you cry baby.[/i]








*Page two to be posted tomorrow*
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Re: A Michael Jackson story

Postby MessengerOfDreams » April 13th, 2011, 5:25 pm

Don't give a company ♥♥♥♥ whether or not he's dead, MJ stories are immature, dumb and otherwise ♥♥♥♥ up. This is no exception. 0/10
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Re: A Michael Jackson story

Postby Avo » April 13th, 2011, 5:39 pm

''This is a good story.'' BAHAHAHAHA! THAT WAS FUNNY!

No seriously. What is this? First of all, it's a chat story, which is bad.

Second of all, it's intentionally making fun of one of the greatest singers in the world. It's not funny, it's crude and offfensive, it makes me want to crawl into a hole and die.

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Re: A Michael Jackson story

Postby Dark_Meta_Knight » April 13th, 2011, 6:30 pm

Sorry I didn't know it was a accident. D:
I won't let it happen again I promise.
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Re: A Michael Jackson story

Postby Chaukai » April 13th, 2011, 6:49 pm

Nice try, but this does seem rather offensive and... Well... Pointless. PM one of us if you want this topic unlocked, but that's when you give some sort of evidence that of improvement. More story-like, random is fine as long as you can fit it into a story. (Example: Red's stories.)
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Re: A Michael Jackson story

Postby MessengerOfDreams » April 13th, 2011, 8:09 pm

Your first locked topic...

I'm so proud of you. :) *wipes tear*
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Because the world needed a Samus/Dedede story
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The story of Rachel meeting Amber after a lifetime of silence and being shunned
Original: Your Hand in Mine
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