Mario mishaps

[Firestar]

Hello this time you will be sharing any mishaps you have in your mind so here are 2 of mine.

Luigi: I'm bored.

Mario: Hey! I got a joke.

Luigi: It better not be corny, like that MOOOvie joke you did 2 weeks ago.

Mario: No it's not. Okay, so a cheese walks into a bar--

Luigi: I CHANGED MY MIND. I have something better to do.

~Walks into enemy and dies~

Mario: Son of a goomba! That's 64th time he did that!

During Super Mario 64.....

Princess Peach: Dear Mario, please come to the castle, I've baked a cake for you. Love Princess Toadstool, Peach.

Mario: Peach has baked a cake? I can't wait to get some!

~After saving Princess Peach~

Princess Peach:...let's bake a cake for Mario.

~Record Scratch sound and music Stopping~

Mario: WHAT? ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY BAKED A CAKE AND NOW YOU LIE? THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!! THE CAKE IZZZZ AAAAA LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

I bet you've never notice this AT ALL when you're playing Super Mario 64/Super Mario 64 DS.

[Kimonio]

Toad: Hey Mario! Now that you have 32 Star Coins, go through this door!
Mario: O-a-kay! ;D
Mario:*walks through door
*screen goes black*
*Mario reappears with one half that looks like Luigi*
Marigi: WTF?! How did that happen?!
*brandobrawl walks by computer*
Brando: *snicker* That's easy..you both are gay!
Marigi: OvO
Brando: .....I'll shut up now....
Marigi: Good...*walks back through door
*screen goes black*
Luario: WTFH?!?!?!
*players look at screen and see......

Lives: N/A
Power:N/A
Coins: N/A
Shines: N/A
Star Coins: N/A

Luario: O_X

*game over music from Yoshi's Island plays*

Best I could come up with.