The Trojifausty's story (ran out of ideas)

[Esquizofrenowski]

This story is about a hero that saved the Universe. A hero that saved his bag full of Internet. A hero that saved...

Nah, read the story to know the rest!!


Chapter 1: A robbery
Once upon a time, there was a guy called Trojifausty. Trojifausty is a very big guy, with "SpongeBob-type" teeth, "Weegee-type" eyes and "Squid ward-type" nose. He was a superhero at his city, called "O.R.L.Y. Town".
Exactly at year 9001, at 13:37, someone started to destroy a building. As soon as he discovered this precious information, Trojifausty went to investigate this mysterious case. When he found the place, he saw the guy that was doing this: it was his worst enemy, the Trajilufus!!!!
Trajilufus is a sort of big guy, with two arms, two eyes, one mouth, five teeth (He's afraid of dentists) and one head.
-Trojilas... Grogifa... Tregy... Never mind. YOU!!!!- Said Trajilufus. - You dare trying to stop me!? You're too weak to defeat me!-
-Trajuli... Traguy... Trojan... Ugh, YOU!!!!- Said Trojifausty. -I'll stop you from destroying this building!! FALCON KICK!!!!-
Trojifausty dashed at Trajilufus direction, but Trajilufus dodged the attack with ease.
From a sudden, Trajilufus said: -IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!- And a huge plasma flare went out of his mouth. Luckily, our hero was using his trusted mirror and deflected the flare, returning to Trajilufus’s mouth, imploding him. -DIE! - Said Ganon, with a strong tune.
After commemorating his victory, Trojifausty met the Mayor of the O.R.L.Y. Town, that said: -Congratulations!! You've saved that condemned building from destruction! Here it is your prize: A WHOLE BAG FULL OF INTERNET!!
-Thank you, Mayor!!- Said Trojifausty, with a big smile at his SpongeBob-type mouth.
When Trojifausty touched the bag, he lifted the bag in the air and the message "YOU'VE OBTAINED A BAG FULL OF INTERNET!!" appeared on his head, followed with the “DUN, DUDUDUDUUUUN!!!” music that appears every time you find something at Zelda games.
-Why they always do this? - Thought the Mayor.
From a sudden, a giant enemy crab appeared, stole Trojifausty's bag of Internet, and disappeared from their front.
-OH, NO!!- Said the Mayor, surprised. -That giant enemy crab had stolen your bag full of Internet!! Hurry up and get your bag back before he sells it for 599 US$!!!
And then, Trojifausty ran away, following the giant enemy crab that stole his bag.
Trojifausty walked in circles for five minutes, and then he started to walk forward as soon as he noticed this.


Chapter 2: Esquizofreland
After walking for 2 hours and 31 seconds (over 9000 seconds), he found one of the Internets from his bag. –He went here already. – Trojifausty said, with a smarty tune. –Better follow these Internets…-
While following the Internets, Trojifausty found a mysterious city, called Esquizofreland.
Trojifausty started to get curious about this city. And, without his knowledge, I’ve appeared behind him quietly, shook his shoulder, and said: -NICE DAY TO GET SCARED, HUH!? –
When I said that, Trojifausty jumped away, screaming.
I laughed: -HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *Breathing* -HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Did I scare you? –
Trojifausty, after recovering and breathing 12 times, shaking his head, smiling, and getting closer, calmly said: -DON’T EVER DO THIS AGAIN OR I’LL SHOW YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! -
-OK, OK!! I’ll not scare you again. – I said. –But, what are you doing here? That’s not your city. –
After thinking a bit, Trojifausty said: -I’m looking for a giant enemy crab that stole my bag of Internet. –
-Well, I saw a giant enemy crab walking around with a bag. He went over there. - I said, pointing to the cemetery.
-NO, you must be kidding!! – Trojifausty said, with surprise.
-I’m not. – I’ve answered.
-Hmm… Can you go with me? – He said. –I… I’ll need some help… You know, these crabs are strong…-
-They’re not. They can get destroyed with one hit or two. – I said, with a superior voice. –But I’ll go anyways. –
-Good, let’s go!!- Trojifausty shouted. –LEEROOOOY JEEEENKIIINS!!!! –
-Who’s he? – I asked.
- What? You don’t know him!? – He said, surprised with my stupidity. –Eh... I’ll explain this on the way. Come on! –


Chapter 3: The cemetery
They walked for 25 seconds and 392 milliseconds until they reach the cemetery.
- There it is: The cemetery. - I said.
- Oh, no… - Thought Trojifausty, shaking his hands like a blender. – Why the cemetery? Why exactly here? It could be a fast-food restaurant, or a bar, but NO!! It MUST be a cemetery!!
After walking around the cemetery for some time, they found another Internet lying on the ground. When Trojifausty crouched to get the Internet, he heard a loud noise, and died.
NO!! He did not die: he just fainted with all his fear.
When he woke up, he found himself at a very dark place, which looked like infinite, and a strange man appeared from nowhere.
- Wake up, Mr. Freeman. – The man said – Wake up, and smell the ashes…
- Wait, I’m not Freeman, my name is Trojifausty.
- You’re not Mr. Freeman!? - The man said, surprised. - Is this “Half-Life 2”?
- No, this is “Trojifausty’s story of pure randomness”.
- Umm, my apologies for disturbing you. – He said, and disappeared from Trojifausty’s front. And suddenly, everything went bright and returned to normal. He could see the Internet at the ground. He got it, and continued to walk.
After walking around, we found a cave, and none of us wanted to go inside it. We started to argue, until I got an idea:
- Rock, paper and scissors? – I said.
- Hmm… - Trojifausty thought for a while. – Okay.
Then, an epic battle started:

# Esquizofrenowski used Scissors!!

# Trojifausty used Rock!!

# Trojifausty wins!! Fatality!

- Well, you won. – I said. – So, YOU will get inside!
- What!? But... – Trojifausty said, surprised. – Hmm, alright!! But later it’s YOUR turn!
- Alright. - I replied.


Chapter 4: The guy, the crab, and the cave
After getting inside the cave, Trojifausty noticed that the cave is dark. He walks a bit, and suddenly, he hears a voice:
- WHO’S THERE!? – The voice said. –ARE YOU MY TEDDY BEAR?
- No, I’m Trojifausty.
- WHAT!? YOU DARE ENTERING AT MY CAVE? YOU MUST have a tea.
Suddenly, a huge monster appears. It’s the Giant Enemy Crab that stole Trojifausty’s bag of Internet!!
- What? YOU!? How did you find me? – The Crab shouted.
- I’ve followed the Internets lying down on the ground… - Trojifausty explained. – I guess you’ve made a hole at my bag.
- Oh, the hole? – The Crab opens the bag and shows it to Trojifausty. – Is it this hole?
- Um, no. Anyway, give it back to me!! – Trojifausty tried to get his bag, unsuccessfully.
- Hey, don’t touch my bag!! Or else you will DIE!! – The Crab shouted with anger.
- So I’ll fight for it!! Come on!! I’ll show you my ski*- The Crab hits Trojifausty on the head before he could finish his phrase. – Ouch. Now, you’ve made me angry!!
#Wild Giant Enemy Crab appears!
#What will Trojifausty do?
-Attack -Item
-Magic -Flee
#Trojifausty uses flee.
#Giant Enemy Crab wins!! Fatality!

Suddenly, I’ve listened Trojifausty, screaming, getting out of the cave.
- What happened? – I asked.
- He’s creepy!! He’s ugly!! He’s THE GIANT ENEMY CRAB!!!!! – Trojifausty shouted with fear, running away.
- Oh, great, another baby scared of crabs… - I said. – Hey, come back here!!! I have a Scooby Snack for you!!
After listening this, Trojifausty returned like a thunder and said: - Did you say “Scooby Snack”?
- Yes, I did. – I said.

After eating a bunch of Scooby Snacks, Trojifausty returned to the cave, ready for the fight.
- YOU AGAIN!? – The Crab said.
- Falcon… PUNCH!!!! – Trojifausty shouted while punching the Crab, destroying it. –DIE! – Said Ganon, with a strong tune.
And then, Trojifausty recovered his bag of Internet. But suddenly, he heard another voice:
- RUN!!! RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!! – And suddenly, a Teddy Bear appeared from the shadows, running in despair to the cave’s entrance.
- What, why? – Trojifausty said.
One second later, a shadow appeared. Trojifausty noticed that the shadow made everything around it green.
- What is this thing? – Trojifausty thought, curious about the shadow.

TO BE CONTINUED


----NOT!!

EDIT!!!!:

Do you know what? I think I can't finish this story.
I ran out of ideas.




And the mysterious shadow was meant to be Weegee!, if you're wondering.

[MessengerOfDreams]

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Sorry, busy facepalming on my keyboard.

Not that great. I didn't understand a single word of it, grammar needs work, no cohesion.

2/10 (because it is original)

[Esquizofrenowski]

Grammar needs work, no cohesion.

I'll see if I can fix this.

EDIT:
Fixed.

[Sonicfan253]

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Besides, Its not a very good story, it needs ALOT of work 1/10