(Based of some article I read) *Turns on virtual console*
Mario: Huh? Where am I?
BM: Oh, i'm just gonna play this little game...
M: Game? What game? H-HEY! Why am I moving by myself all of a sudden! WHO ARE YOU?!
BM: Me? I'm just the player controlling you.
M: STOP IT! Wait- what's that thing?!
BM: A Goomba.
Mario: It looks disgu- Hey! How did I.... WAIT! Why did you kill that poor thing it wasn't doing anything bad at all you creep!
BM: You know what, just relax, i'm controlling you for a simple game.
M: Back to my question... WHAT GAME?!
BM: The game i'm playing right now.
M: This is my life not a game!
BM: No, it's a game. A game in which you have to rescue a princess.
M: A princess? I get to meet one?
BM: Yep, as long as you don't d- whoops.
M: AAAAAH!!!!
M: WHAT JUST HAPPENED???
BM: You died, you have two lives left now.
M: WHAT?!
BM: Ooh!
M: OW! What was that for!?
BM: I got you a coin!
M: By hitting my head in a solid block of bricks?! Why can't you just get a penny of the floor or something?
BM: This game dosen't have any coins on the floor... Also, did that hurt?
M: OF COURSE IT DID!!! YOU HIT MY HEAD IN A SOLID BRICK FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!! (Which, by the way, broke apart when I hit it...)
BM: Oh.... Hey look a mushroom!
M: Wait I don't want to eat that it looks poi-
...
AWESOME I'M FREAKING HUGE!!!!
BM: And now you aren't.
M: OW OW OW! I'm tiny again! That dosen't make ANY sense! How did those things hurt me by touching me...
BM: It's a game, anything can happen. Look, can you shut up and let me play if I get you another mushroom?
M: Fine....
*later*
BM: There it is the flag!
M: Huh?
BM: Yes I won!
M: WOAH! Did you see that? I just jumped on that 30 ft. tall flag pole and slided down, then made some fireworks appear, am I really that popular?
BM: You are WAY more popular than just that.
M: What do you-
1-2
M: Hey I didn't finish talking! Wait, I don't want to go in there! Don't make me go in there!
BM: Trust me if I didn't want to go there I wouldn't.
M: What do-
Inside 1-2
M: AGAIN! I was cut off again!
BM: Yep.
M: Anyways what were you going to-
OW! WHY THE HECK DID YOU NOT MOVE ME FOR??!!!
BM: Sorry. There. Their dead.
M: I hate you...
BM: I hate this game's controls.
..
Whoops.
M: Seriou- AAAAH!!!
M: You did that on purpose didn't you?
BM: Yep. And now i'm quicksaving the game, bye!
M: Wait w-
*Turns off game*
[To be continued...]