Chapter 1: Weapons to Mushroom Kingdom
I was using my Hover Fludd to scale Tall Tall Montain. When I got to the top, I watched and see a guy. I asked his name:
Freddy:
- Hey, who are you?
????:
- Hi. I'm John, the Blacksmith.
Freddy:
- What is... Blacksmith?
John:
- It's simply... a guy that works with steel. My job, is create weapons.
Freddy:
- Weapons?
John:
- Swords, polearms, axes, maces, daggers... These things. You know, right?
Freddy:
-Yes, I think I understand... but why would you come to sell "weapons" to Mushroom Kingdom? Here is freaking undangerous.
Exactly when I sayed "freaking", one Evil Goomba come from back of the Blacksmith. John handed one axe and putted on the poor Goomba. Lots of Blood start leave from his head.
Freddy:
-Wow! So is that what a weapon do? I want one axe!
John:
- For you, is only 1,500 Coins. - smilling to me.
Freddy:
- F*ck you! This sh*t is freaking expensive!
John:
- Really? So die! - And shots a polearm on my head.
Freddy:
- Uhhh... I see I don't want a axe... gimme a mace.