Setting(s): SSX's cafe, outside, olive garden
Me: "walks in and orders a starsoda and stars walking with it toward a table"
Waluigi: "trips me"
Me: Woah WHAAA! "falls and spills starsoda on shadow"
Shadow: GRR!!! "starts chasing me"
Me: uh oh... "runs as fast as I can"
Waluigi: (while I am running from shadow, accidentally knocking stuff over) Waha! Waluigi's number one!
Shadow: Meh, I'm wasting my time. "goes to sit down"
Me: *phew* Hey wario, whatcha got there?
Wario: Its a diamond I found on top a pillar! It was guarded by a red echidna, but I stole it while he was not looking.
Me: Wario, thats a chaos emerald! And that red echidna was knuckles!
Wario: knuckles??? You mean that guy with the spikes on his knuckles?
Me: Yes... Im gonna go tell him that you stole it.
Wario: W-Wait! Here! Take it! I cant stand getting beat up!
Me: -_- and I thought wario was tough... "gives the emerald to knuckles while mario and ssx argue"
Mario: SSX-a! come on-a! I want another mushroom-a!
SSX: No mario! you have had too many! besides! you dont have any money left!
Mario: Mamma Mia...
Now we go to Luigi and shadow, who is holding luigi up in the air.
Shadow: I will ask you one more time, where is the professor's diary???
Luigi: I told you, I have no Idea what you are talking about! All I have is this music cd...
The cd case that luigi is holding opens, and the diary on a cd falls out.
Luigi: O_O I have no Idea where that came from! I...
Shadow: "Throws luigi across the cafe"
Luigi: MAMA MIA! "lands on a table and breaks it"
Meanwhile...
Fawful: I am seeing plumber of green is falling on table! I must go helpify him!
Fawful: (to luigi) I am seeing that you are hurting as much as crust on bread after it has been cut and thrown in the blender!
Are you having the alrights?
Luigi: Yes, im fine. Note to self: NEVER upset shadow.
Fawful: I HAVE RELIEF! Now I go talking to that shadow like a man after 10 cups of coffee!
Fawful: Shadow! You must stop this absurdnessnessness. Luigi is hurting as much as someone snapping his finger a million
times! First, you break the pillars like cupcakes with sprinkles and whipped frosting. Then you throw luigi as high as an
airplane. What might be the wrong?
Shadow: Okay, first of all, stop talking like that. Second, luigi had the diary that I needed. Is has the secrets to my past!
Fawful: Okay... you are not the fish on the hook yet, but you will be if you do it again. Am I having the okays?
Shadow: Um... I think so...
Fawful: I HAVE HAPPY! Now I go take care of luigi! "leaves"
Meanwhile AGAIN...
Me: (after seeing what happened to luigi) Wow, I need to remember to never upset shadow.
Wario: Meh, shadow is stupid.
Me: ! Orly? You wanna go tell him that?
Wario: Um.... no.
Me: Why not?
Wario: well, i, uh...
Me: you scared?
Wario: NO! "Belly rumbles" WAHAHA! You know what that means!
Me:
EVERYONE! DUCK AND COVER!Wario: WAHAHA! "MEGA FART"
"the force of the fart knocks everything over"
"cafe fills with fart gas"
Everyone: EW! UGH! "Runs out of cafe"
After the cafe is fixed... again...
SSX: Okay, now since wario is banned from the cafe, maybe now we can haz some peace.
Waluigi: Why did you not ban shadow from the cafe?
SSX: I am not going to answer that. Now...
"A large rumble is heard, and bottles fall off the shelves"
Me: WHOAH! What was that?
"A familiar looking flying clown car and a hovering egg shaped hovercar appear in the air"
Mario: MAMA MIA! BOWSER-A???
Sonic: EGGMAN???
Bowser: Yes, it is I, bowser! I have teamed up with Dr. Eggman in order to steal the chaos emeralds and take over the world!
Robotnik: I TOLD YOU! MY NAME IS NOT EGGMAN YOU DUMBO! ITS ROBOTNIK! RO-BOT-NIK! Dr. IVO ROBOTNIK!
Bowser: OKAY OKAY. FINE. ROBONIK. Or... whatever. Anyway, here we go! "pushes a button, causing a large vacuum to
appear"
The vacuum starts sucking in stuff, including 2 of the 7 chaos emeralds.
Bowser: Yes! We already have 2!
Knuckles: You two are not going to get away with this! "jumps up and punches bowser's koopa klown kar, putting a huge dent
in it"
Bowser: AGH! Let's get out of here, Robonik.
Robotnik: I told you, It's robotnik!
Bowser: Whatever. "flies away with eggman"
Sonic: Eggman needs to be stopped!
Mario: But-a what about bowser-a?
Sonic: Yeah, him too. but anyway, we can't let them get the chaos emeralds. We need a team! Everybody line up!
"Everybody lines up"
Sonic: Okay, so first, anyone that wants to help raise their hand.
"Knuckles, Fawful, Mario, Shadow, and Me Raise their hands."
Sonic: Okay... what about luigi? LUUUUUUIIIIIIIGGIIII???
Luigi: "hides behind table"
Sonic: Come on luigi, dont you want to help us?
Luigi: Nuh-uh.
Sonic: Okay, fine. SHADOW!!!
Shadow: "Drags luigi out of the cafe"
"Everybody leaves"
"we go back to everyone."
Fawful: So.. what is the chaos emeralds are?
Sonic: They are very powerful gems. If someone obtains them all, they will become invincible.
Fawful: Fawful never heard about thing like that since he turned good. But its sounding cool.
Fawful: I am guessing that we cannot let them find them all?
Knuckles: If they find them all, they will be unstoppable. We can't let that happen!
Luigi: I still don't have a good feeling about this... what? MAMA MIA!
Fawful: "Turns around" Luigi? Where are you go? Plumber of green? Hello??? OH NOES!
Everyone else: WHAT???
Fawful: LUIGI IS BEING THE MISSING!!!
Shadow: No, he's not missing. He found a restaurant.
Sonic: Olive garden to be exact!
Mario: Mama mia...wait? Olive garden? ITALIAN FOOD! Can I go join luigi?
Sonic: Well, I suppose we can all get something to eat.... do they have any chili dogs???
Mario: Sorry sonic, but the closest thing they have to a chili dog is bread sticks.
Sonic: Well, I'll probably be able to find something. Do they have macaroni and cheese?
Mario: If you consider-a shells and cheese-a the same thing-a...
Sonic: Its just the shape of the noodle that's different... so I'll have that.
Mario: Well, lets-a go in! I want-a pasta!
Soon after they finish...
Mario: That was delicious.
Sonic: Who puts pepper in mac and cheese? "sneezes"
Fawful: Sorry! It was the accidents! I was been trying to put it on my delishi pizza!
Sonic: Pepper on.. "sneezes" pizza? Yuck!
Shadow: Stop it... we need to be serious about this if we want to stop robotnik and bowser.
As they walk off, a familiar figure hides in the bushes, watching their every move.
???: *Snicker* "runs off"
Meanwhile at the bad guy's hideout...
Bowser: Now how are we going to get the other chaos emeralds?
Robotnik: I've come up with the perfect plan.
Robotnik: First we distract everybody, then steal a couple more when they are not looking, then go to angel island for the
remaining ones.
The same familiar figure that appeared earlier peeks out from behind a machine.
Bowser: Perfect! now that.. "hears a sound" did you say something?
Robotnik: No... did you?
"clunk"
Robotnik: "jumps into bowsers arms"
Bowser: "Drops eggman" You are too fat for anyone to carry you!
"clunk"
Bowser: I'm scared!!
???: Theres no need to be scared.
Bowser: AHHHHHHHH! A GHOST!
Robotnik: That's no ghost... that's... "thinks" *GASP!* It's... It's... EGGMAN NEGA!
???: Yes, it is I! Eggman NEGA!
Bowser: Eggman nega? Who's that?
Robotnik: It's an alternate version of me, that is older, but far more crazy and diabolical than me.
And his name isn't spelled nega, its NEGA, with all caps.
Bowser; How did you know that I said nega instead of NEGA? They are both pronounced the same way.
Robotnik: ... I don't know. O_O
Eggman NEGA: SHUT UP! The both of you! I will now put you in my dungeon!
Bowser: Why?
NEGA: All part of my plan to get the chaos emeralds! I need them to power my special camera! "Pulls out the camera"
Bowser: It's just a camera...
NEGA: SILENCE! You are lucky it does not work now! Anything I take a picture of gets turned into a card!
Robotnik: But you already tried that plan! And it failed! Remember in sonic rivals?
NEGA: But this time it is different! My camera now has a... are you ready for this? A BRAND NEW.... FLASH LIGHT BULB!
Bowser: A... flash light bulb? I thought it would be something scary. like an SD card. Or a tripod.
NEGA: SHADDUP! "Throws them in the dungeon"
In the dungeon
Bowser: Great, now what?
Robotnik: I... don't know. WAIT! Look at the bars in the window! They are made of wood!
Bowser: Who makes window bars out of wood?
Robotnik: Eggman NEGA does. Now let's get out of here!
Bowser: "burns the bars"
"They climb out the window"
Bowser: Great now what?
Robotnik: *sigh* We will have to side with the heroes.
Bowser: I HATE IT WHEN WE HAVE TO DO THAT!
Robotnik: It's our only hope of stopping NEGA.
Bowser: Okay...
Down the road, where the heroes are
Robotnik: Okay, we will just go over there and ask them. But we gotta be quiet!
Bowser: Okay! "Steps on a twig"
Sonic: Huh?
Robotnik: You dumbo! They heard us!
Sonic: Hey! It's eggman and bowser! ATTACK!!!
Robotnik: Oh no... RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
"They get away"
Robotnik: *phew* Okay, i've got a better plan.
Back to the heroes
Sonic: Aw man! They got away!
Knuckles: Well they won't get away next time!
Sonic: hey, what's that?
Shadow: It's a white flag! Someone is surrendering! But who?
"They walk over to the flag, where robotnik and bowser are waving it."
Knuckles: What is this? Is this another trick???
Robotnik: No! No, of course not!
Bowser: Let us come with you!
Sonic: And why would we do that?
Robotnik: Eggman NEGA captured us! You are the only ones who can stop him!
Sonic: Well, okay. Shadow! Make sure these two dont get into any trouble!
Shadow: You had better not be lying, or I will kill you both.
Bowser:
"Shivers"Robotnik: I would advise that we dont turn against them. Shadow never bluffs.
Bowser: Gee, thanks. That REALLY helped.
Sonic: Now, where is NEGA's fortress?
Bowser: We just escaped, we could take you there!
Sonic: Okay!
At the fortress
NEGA: HAHAHAHAHA! Soon I will rule the entire planet! Now let's see... if I take a picture of this chair... it is now a card!
And if i scan the card with the camera, it is now a chair again! I will now take a picture of my fortress, and take the card
somewhere else so no one can find me.
"takes a picture of the fortress"
"gets in eggmobile and flies away"
"the heroes arrive where the fortress should be"
Robotnik: Huh? Where did the fortress go?
Shadow: I knew you two were lying!
Robotnik: W-Wait! I'm telling you! It was here!
Bowser: Maybe he turned it into a card so he could take it somewhere else!
Sonic: Huh?
Robotnik: NEGA rebuilt his camera that turns stuff into cards. Remember? In sonic rivals?
Sonic: I DO remember that. But where could he be?
Robotnik: I have no idea.
Me: "Finds a card with a picture of a chair on it on the ground" What's this?
Knuckles: "Takes the card" It's a card from the camera.
Shadow: I guess you two weren't lying.
Bowser: *Sigh of relief*
Tails: There you guys are!
Silver: We have been looking everywhere for you!
Sonic: MORE people? This is getting old.
Tails: Aw, come on. You wouldnt want to miss your old buddy tails now would you?
Sonic: I guess not...
Tails: Besides! We thought you could need some help.
Silver: SSX Told me where you were.
Sonic: Looks like everyone is here.
Silver: Well, I heard the story about NEGA, lets go get him!
???: Hello!
Sonic: Huh? who are you?
???: Let me introduce myself! My name is Master 1.0. But you can call me master.
Me: Oh! Hey master!
Sonic: You know him?
Me: Yes.
Sonic: Well, okay.
Master: I want to join your team!
Sonic: Well, what can you do?
I am great with computers, I can wrestle, I can run fast, (but not as fast as you), I am smart, and I can jump high.
Sonic: Sounds good, you are on the team!
Master: Thanks!
Silver: Hello??? We are wasting time! Let's go get NEGA!
Over to NEGA in his eggmobile
NEGA: I will be at my destination soon! Then the chaos emerals will be in my hands! HAHAHAHAHA!
Knuckles: That's what you think! "jumps up and punches the eggmobile"
NEGA: Oh no!!! It's going crazy!!!
"The eggmobile explodes"
NEGA: "is knocked into the air by the explosion, then falls back down on the grass" Ow... grr... I still have my camera!
Sonic: that thing? It couldnt turn even a mirror into a card.
NEGA: Oh yeah? Watch it do that! "pulls out a pocket mirror and take a picture of it"
"The camera is turned into a card"
NEGA: OH NO!!! My camera! It's ruined!
Silver: And you're next!
NEGA: Oh no... "Runs away"
Sonic: He's getting away!
Master: I got him! "Runs toward NEGA and tackles him"
NEGA: Hey! get off you stupid kid! "breaks free"
But by the time he breaks free, he is surrounded by everyone.
NEGA: "laughs nervously" Well this is an... awkward situation.
Silver: Give us back the chaos emeralds!
NEGA: I don't have any! Those two were the only ones to succeed in taking any!
Robotnik: But you took them from us!!!
Fawful: I will be the finding out who is having emeralds. "Uses vacuum pack to suck the emeralds out of NEGA's pockets"
NEGA: "Nervous laugh"
Knuckles: You liar!
Fawful: I have got him! "sucks NEGA into his vacuum pack, which shrinks him"
NEGA: Hey! Let me out!
Me: It looks like this adventure is over!
Master: How about we go back to the cafe and get something to eat! But not pizza.
Me: Okay, we'll see when we get there.
Mario: Let's-a-go!
"Everyone walks back to the cafe"
???: (From a distance) Puyo! Puyo!
THE END...?
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