Anyway this will be a bunch of short stories that are random and have little to no point whatsoever. ENJOY!
The Foru Brothas
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foru was sitting on a park bench one Sunday after-noon when suddenly he exploded and his innards were caught in the wind. It blew the guts right into the school window next to Alucard. Surprised at the random red stuff landing on the window he got up and ran outside in the middle of class. He got detention, but no one ever caught him. Except for one. or fourinone actually, for you see he was running a test to see how light innards must be to fly in the wind so he made several clones of himself to asplode. "You are having too much of the knowing my boy." Four said as he began to stuff Ace into a van. "I'm just going to have to fix that." And then the van door shut and a random bag was placed over his head. On the way to his house foru's car blew up leaving only one survivor... RADDAR!!1! For it was he/she that had hit the switch that activated the bomb and for whatever reason he/she decided that he/she was going to be within the blast radius today.
Satisfied that he had ruined two lives she started to walk into a nearby junkyard. And OMGWTFLOL Foru sat on the hood of a car holding none other then... TED THE STICK!!! Ridder sure that she had killed the real foru was all like 0_o. "As it turns out there were no clones, I don't have the name fourinone for nothing you know. You have killed two of us, well okay the first one kinda committed suicide in the name of science BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER!!! Point is we are only half strength now." "Wait, the narrator said that the first one was a clone." Raddar interrupted "Yeah well the narrator's an idiot." Hey I'm the narrator! "SHUT UP!!! Look point is, we are down to half strength. We're going to have to make more. Do you know how we do that? Hm Ridder." Just then... NOTHING HAPPENED and there was an awkward silence.
"I said Do you know how we do that? HM RIDDER." four broke the awkward silence before it even began. "Oh right my queue." Another foru said as it leaped from behind Ridder and did the weirdest thing for a crazy psycho cloning person-thing to do. He gave her a OGMWTFBBQ box... filled with squirrel eating alligators.
We now interrupt this story with a message from our sponsor Last Legacy.
Knight guy: So uh, you can kill stuff, and ,uh, bend the space time continuum and stuff, and kill stuff, and oh you can make stuff too... yeah that's pretty much it can I have my five dollars now?
Now back to our featured presentation.
The quire way in which the foru bros. clone is surprisingly simple. They give the victim-to-be a box with a squirrel eating alligator and wait for it to be turned loose, after which the instant that he catches and eats a squirrel the previous owner of the box becomes a foru clone.
Ridder: Cool story brah. *opens box* OH SH-
Now leaving the story of raddar and the replicating foru we find ourselves in a world in which everyone is badass. (Or atleast can be made to sound badass by a good story or two ) Or more particularly we find ourselves at the home of RedLink. After you take an imaginary walk up to his door step the place explodes and we are wisped away to the real story, Brandobrawl. Around this time he was typing up the next chapter of the Runouw Forum story (speaking of which we all must now band together to force him to finish it if we ever want it to be done at a reasonable time) and just in general being awesome. When all of the sudden OMGWTFBBQ (it seems I've heard this somewhere before. >.>) ABSALUTLY EVERYTHING HAPPENED and all at the same time just like it haz been doing for the last who knows how long. Evolutionist say some billions of years, Creationist say about 6,000. And some say it never started... Anyway his mom told him that he was moving to a location where he would have absaposativfreakinlutly no interwebz. To which brando calmly replied. "ARE YOU MAD WOMAN!!! I have to bring the awesomeness of this story to the masses or so help me they will tear us apart!" ... yeah he still moved, but guess where he moved to. Right next to the junkyard where ridder is right now... speaking of which.
The alligator has eaten it's squirrel by now and so the foru bros. are now at 1/2/3rd stranth and have sited there next target, one that lives close to there very position... SAX_MAN!!! Wut? Brandobrawl was too awesome to go after next, besides he still needs to right Runouw Forum. Anyway Sax_man's house was well guarded so why they chose that house beats me. Two guards roaming the front another two in the back, security cameras out the wazoo (not that anyone knows what the heck that is) and maybe a random hound dog or two. So how did they get in you ask. Well they started by blowing shiz up like the fourth of July and then went commando with there banana phones (prank calls and such) then they walked through the front door and asked the maid where sax was.
She pointed to the closet in of which was a the body. "well poot." one said. "So who do we clone now?" two asked. "What about the maid?" Three suggested. And so it was.
The foru brothas where nao back in the business of blowing shiz up and making comedy acts at the tavern every Tuesday.
Just so you know I survived the explosion(obviously, I mean I'm not going to kill myself off) but that's another story... which is right below this one... probably.
Satisfied that he had ruined two lives she started to walk into a nearby junkyard. And OMGWTFLOL Foru sat on the hood of a car holding none other then... TED THE STICK!!! Ridder sure that she had killed the real foru was all like 0_o. "As it turns out there were no clones, I don't have the name fourinone for nothing you know. You have killed two of us, well okay the first one kinda committed suicide in the name of science BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER!!! Point is we are only half strength now." "Wait, the narrator said that the first one was a clone." Raddar interrupted "Yeah well the narrator's an idiot." Hey I'm the narrator! "SHUT UP!!! Look point is, we are down to half strength. We're going to have to make more. Do you know how we do that? Hm Ridder." Just then... NOTHING HAPPENED and there was an awkward silence.
"I said Do you know how we do that? HM RIDDER." four broke the awkward silence before it even began. "Oh right my queue." Another foru said as it leaped from behind Ridder and did the weirdest thing for a crazy psycho cloning person-thing to do. He gave her a OGMWTFBBQ box... filled with squirrel eating alligators.
We now interrupt this story with a message from our sponsor Last Legacy.
Knight guy: So uh, you can kill stuff, and ,uh, bend the space time continuum and stuff, and kill stuff, and oh you can make stuff too... yeah that's pretty much it can I have my five dollars now?
Now back to our featured presentation.
The quire way in which the foru bros. clone is surprisingly simple. They give the victim-to-be a box with a squirrel eating alligator and wait for it to be turned loose, after which the instant that he catches and eats a squirrel the previous owner of the box becomes a foru clone.
Ridder: Cool story brah. *opens box* OH SH-
Now leaving the story of raddar and the replicating foru we find ourselves in a world in which everyone is badass. (Or atleast can be made to sound badass by a good story or two
) Or more particularly we find ourselves at the home of RedLink. After you take an imaginary walk up to his door step the place explodes and we are wisped away to the real story, Brandobrawl. Around this time he was typing up the next chapter of the Runouw Forum story (speaking of which we all must now band together to force him to finish it if we ever want it to be done at a reasonable time) and just in general being awesome. When all of the sudden OMGWTFBBQ (it seems I've heard this somewhere before. >.>) ABSALUTLY EVERYTHING HAPPENED and all at the same time just like it haz been doing for the last who knows how long. Evolutionist say some billions of years, Creationist say about 6,000. And some say it never started... Anyway his mom told him that he was moving to a location where he would have absaposativfreakinlutly no interwebz. To which brando calmly replied. "ARE YOU MAD WOMAN!!! I have to bring the awesomeness of this story to the masses or so help me they will tear us apart!" ... yeah he still moved, but guess where he moved to. Right next to the junkyard where ridder is right now... speaking of which.The alligator has eaten it's squirrel by now and so the foru bros. are now at 1/2/3rd stranth and have sited there next target, one that lives close to there very position... SAX_MAN!!! Wut? Brandobrawl was too awesome to go after next, besides he still needs to right Runouw Forum. Anyway Sax_man's house was well guarded so why they chose that house beats me. Two guards roaming the front another two in the back, security cameras out the wazoo (not that anyone knows what the heck that is) and maybe a random hound dog or two. So how did they get in you ask. Well they started by blowing shiz up like the fourth of July and then went commando with there banana phones (prank calls and such) then they walked through the front door and asked the maid where sax was.
She pointed to the closet in of which was a the body. "well poot." one said. "So who do we clone now?" two asked. "What about the maid?" Three suggested. And so it was.
The foru brothas where nao back in the business of blowing shiz up and making comedy acts at the tavern every Tuesday.
Just so you know I survived the explosion(obviously, I mean I'm not going to kill myself off) but that's another story... which is right below this one... probably.
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"We are now receiving word that the Alien spaceship has started to land in Lincoln park." Said the reporter as she began walking into view of the landing site.
It was not long after she said those words that they landed. The doors of the craft opened and a blinding light erupted from within. The crowed all opened there mouths in awe before they even saw the silhouette of the creatures walk to the doorway. Then the dark figures walked out on to the ramp protruding from the ship. They were green with glass bowls over there head for breathing. When they reached the end the leader began.
"Greetings humans. We come in peace."
And then the army arrived. The General opened the hatch to the tank and popped up.
"LOOK OUT THEY COME IN PEACE!!!"
*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
"Boom goes the alien."
*que intro music*
The Lazor Collection +
"Oh boy a letter from mu uncle!" *boy opens letter* ... ..... ..... ............................................. ... ... "DOCTER OCTA-" "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH" RANDOM BOY FTW!!!
"YAY MY FIGHTER IS FINALLY A LEVEL 20 W000000000000000-"
Computer: "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
Uh I have to make another random story. Well better get to work. *opens computer and starts typing*
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"I HAVE A IDEA!" *creates a story that rips-off the Lazor Collection.
Ash: "GO TENTAQUIL USE SPLASH!"
Tentaquil: *leaps into the air* "TENTA QUI- BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*Tentaquil learned secret skill FIRE MAH LAZOR*
I have ran out of ideas so I will now cut to a word from my sponsor. ~Fiesta~
Delve into the colorful world ~fiesta~ as you get killed by lvl 19 Pirates, and go one meaningless quest that give you little gold and XP.
Rage quit after you waste hours trying to level up by fighting enemies 3 levels higher then you.
It's a good thing we have Kingdom Quest that allow you to fight powerful enemies alongside friends and actually get XP, Gold, and rare item.
I now return to my sucky presentation.
"DIE POTATO!!"
Potato: "Not toda- BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!"
"It was two days ago that she appeared. That day when I first saw here. I couldn't believe my eyes. She looked like a angel fallen from BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!"
And that's pretty much all the Random Lazor stuffs I could think so... yeah. Go home. I'll make a crappy update later. Kthnxbai. :3
It was not long after she said those words that they landed. The doors of the craft opened and a blinding light erupted from within. The crowed all opened there mouths in awe before they even saw the silhouette of the creatures walk to the doorway. Then the dark figures walked out on to the ramp protruding from the ship. They were green with glass bowls over there head for breathing. When they reached the end the leader began.
"Greetings humans. We come in peace."
And then the army arrived. The General opened the hatch to the tank and popped up.
"LOOK OUT THEY COME IN PEACE!!!"
*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
"Boom goes the alien."*que intro music*
The Lazor Collection +
"Oh boy a letter from mu uncle!" *boy opens letter* ... ..... ..... ............................................. ... ... "DOCTER OCTA-" "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH" RANDOM BOY FTW!!!
"YAY MY FIGHTER IS FINALLY A LEVEL 20 W000000000000000-"
Computer: "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
Uh I have to make another random story. Well better get to work. *opens computer and starts typing*
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"I HAVE A IDEA!" *creates a story that rips-off the Lazor Collection.
Ash: "GO TENTAQUIL USE SPLASH!"
Tentaquil: *leaps into the air* "TENTA QUI- BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*Tentaquil learned secret skill FIRE MAH LAZOR*
I have ran out of ideas so I will now cut to a word from my sponsor. ~Fiesta~
Delve into the colorful world ~fiesta~ as you get killed by lvl 19 Pirates, and go one meaningless quest that give you little gold and XP.
Rage quit after you waste hours trying to level up by fighting enemies 3 levels higher then you.
It's a good thing we have Kingdom Quest that allow you to fight powerful enemies alongside friends and actually get XP, Gold, and rare item.
I now return to my sucky presentation.
"DIE POTATO!!"
Potato: "Not toda- BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!"
"It was two days ago that she appeared. That day when I first saw here. I couldn't believe my eyes. She looked like a angel fallen from BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!"
And that's pretty much all the Random Lazor stuffs I could think so... yeah. Go home. I'll make a crappy update later. Kthnxbai. :3
Mah Life, tis a Video Gaem
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James stood at the wall overlooking the foggy outskirts of the city Silent Hill. He recently received a letter.
"In my restless dreams I see that town. I am there now in your special place, waiting for you. - Mary"
'It couldn't possibly be my Mary.' He thought 'She met that damned Game Over screen three years ago.'
*que intro music* :3
"Hey Mario."
"Oh hey Link. What's up?"
"A pixar movie. :3"
"Wait how do you know that? TV's weren't even invented till centuries after you? o_O oh and lawl. :3"
"GO MAGIKARP USE LULZ!"
"Wait your using a Magikarp to fight me? Ha... haha... hahahahahahahahahahahahaha" *dies from laughter*
"Nice going Magikarp. Now let's go get you some candy."
Death: "In the name of your father I demand you cease this attack!"
Alucard: "I will not."
Death: "I see..." *steals equipment* "Hahahahaha! We will me-"
"DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS!!!" *BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Narrating Mage dude: "Green Jester needs food badly!"
Jester: *Goes to Burger King*
Narrating Ghost Mage: "Well that's one wayt to solve it. -_-"
Random person you retuned to cuz of fetch quest: "Here I shall bestow upon you the greatest magical power ever!" *Gives Cloud Ultima*
Cloud: "^_^ YA- wait a minute. This requires OVER 9000 MP to use!!! :O"
"What are you thinking!? Life is not a game to be won!"
"Of course it is. Why just yesterday I beat Link by $100,000."
What Trollers want you to think:
Blue Halo guy: "DIE RED SCUM!!!" *is blasted* "Dude wtf? We're on the same team."
Other Blue Halo person: "No we're not."
Original blue dude: "Uh, yeah we kinda are."
Second blue dude: "Uh, No we're not.
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What's really happening:
Blue dude: "DIE RED SCUM!!!" *is blasted* "Dude wtf? we're on the same team."
Troller: "No we're not."
Blue guy: "Uh, yeah we kinda are."
Troll: "I TROLL YOU LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO-"
Mario: *jumps off of Yoshi to reach high ledge*
Yoshi: "YOU TRECHEROUS SWINE!!!!!!" *comes back as ghost* " "
Alucard: *Makes a crucial jump nearly avoiding a Madusa head*
"DOCTER OCTAGONAPUS!!!" *BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
AlucardX60: "Oh Hi there. How the hell did I get into this story? Anyway you may be asking yourself 'Ace why did your last story suck so much. And why did you make another one just like it but awesomer?' well good sir I'll tell you why. Because I'm a completly random retard. Yep you read right. Infact I'm so random that-"
"DOCTER OCTAGONAPUS!!!" *BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
"In my restless dreams I see that town. I am there now in your special place, waiting for you. - Mary"
'It couldn't possibly be my Mary.' He thought 'She met that damned Game Over screen three years ago.'
*que intro music* :3
"Hey Mario."
"Oh hey Link. What's up?"
"A pixar movie. :3"
"Wait how do you know that? TV's weren't even invented till centuries after you? o_O oh and lawl. :3"
"GO MAGIKARP USE LULZ!"
"Wait your using a Magikarp to fight me? Ha... haha... hahahahahahahahahahahahaha" *dies from laughter*
"Nice going Magikarp. Now let's go get you some candy."
Death: "In the name of your father I demand you cease this attack!"
Alucard: "I will not."
Death: "I see..." *steals equipment* "Hahahahaha! We will me-"
"DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS!!!" *BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Narrating Mage dude: "Green Jester needs food badly!"
Jester: *Goes to Burger King*
Narrating Ghost Mage: "Well that's one wayt to solve it. -_-"
Random person you retuned to cuz of fetch quest: "Here I shall bestow upon you the greatest magical power ever!" *Gives Cloud Ultima*
Cloud: "^_^ YA- wait a minute. This requires OVER 9000 MP to use!!! :O"
"What are you thinking!? Life is not a game to be won!"
"Of course it is. Why just yesterday I beat Link by $100,000."
What Trollers want you to think:
Blue Halo guy: "DIE RED SCUM!!!" *is blasted* "Dude wtf? We're on the same team."
Other Blue Halo person: "No we're not."
Original blue dude: "Uh, yeah we kinda are."
Second blue dude: "Uh, No we're not.
"What's really happening:
Blue dude: "DIE RED SCUM!!!" *is blasted* "Dude wtf? we're on the same team."
Troller: "No we're not."
Blue guy: "Uh, yeah we kinda are."
Troll: "I TROLL YOU LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO-"
Mario: *jumps off of Yoshi to reach high ledge*
Yoshi: "YOU TRECHEROUS SWINE!!!!!!" *comes back as ghost* "
"Alucard: *Makes a crucial jump nearly avoiding a Madusa head*
"DOCTER OCTAGONAPUS!!!" *BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
AlucardX60: "Oh Hi there. How the hell did I get into this story? Anyway you may be asking yourself 'Ace why did your last story suck so much. And why did you make another one just like it but awesomer?' well good sir I'll tell you why. Because I'm a completly random retard. Yep you read right. Infact I'm so random that-"
"DOCTER OCTAGONAPUS!!!" *BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
NO PANTS FTW
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Time to make a actual random story again so let's see... Red was sitting in a bar weraing a trench coat and cool sungalsses and no pants. Yeah that's a good start, but what happens next? Uh... THEN WTFBOOM He blew up and destroyed the tavern! Yeah that's good hey I think i'm on a roll. So then... uh... Jello was watching from a hill outside of the town in a black trench coat and even more epic sunglasses... and black pants. He smiled at the explosion as he began to walk away in slow motion. As he was walking another man walk out infront of him his face hidden in a combonation of his hat and high collar coat. He pulled out his sword and dashed towards Jello but failed and fell into the obvious river between them. Jello waved like a idiot as the man was taken down stream.
*BANG* A bullet flew past jello and hit a tree giving Jello enough time to jump into some nearby bushes. He looked around to try to locate his attacker, but couldn't find him so he drew his flame thrower and started a friggin forest fire. Then the Pedo bear walked up to him and said "Only you can stop forest fires." Jello got mad and shot fire at him as he screamed "KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!" Then he looked down at his chest as he realized that his heart was missing. He looked up to see Red there holding it. "You didn't think you could kill some who wasn't wearing pants did you?" And then Jello died. THE ENDISH THINGY!!! Yeah I think that works. :3
*BANG* A bullet flew past jello and hit a tree giving Jello enough time to jump into some nearby bushes. He looked around to try to locate his attacker, but couldn't find him so he drew his flame thrower and started a friggin forest fire. Then the Pedo bear walked up to him and said "Only you can stop forest fires." Jello got mad and shot fire at him as he screamed "KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!" Then he looked down at his chest as he realized that his heart was missing. He looked up to see Red there holding it. "You didn't think you could kill some who wasn't wearing pants did you?" And then Jello died. THE ENDISH THINGY!!! Yeah I think that works. :3
SUMMER BREAK
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This story begins on a planet contained within a galaxy that's contained within a universe that's contained within a omniverse that's contained in *fixes record*
"OH YEAH SUMMER BREAK I JUST STOLE THIS BOAT!" Said Shadrixian emerging from a random boat.
"Why do you need a boat?" Asked his friend Charlene standing on the pier.
"Why do you need to know? Oh I have a idea! Why don't we make-out!?" Shade said with enthusiasm now standing on the pier.
*awkward silence*
"Hey Charlene I'm looking for the Banana King." Shade stated
"The Banana King?" Charlene asked now examining a rocket launcher.
*BOOM* a rocket fired from the rocket launcher and the boat blew up
"I knew this day was coming Charlene. We're going to war!" Shade said as he put on a helmet and grabbed a AK-47.
"With who exactly?" Charlene asked
"With the Russians of course." Shade replied
"So the Russians somehow fired a rocket ALL the way from Russia to your boat?" Charlene asked another question.
"No Charlene they fired a rocket all the way from Australia. OF COURSE THEY FIRED IT FROM RUSSIA! Anyway that's beside the point. It's time to bomb the Russians! (Like a Boss)" Shade replied with enthusiasm as he turned into a jet (Like a Boss).
"Okay just be sure not to crash into the sun. (Like a Boss)" Said Charlene as Shade flew away.
EPILOGUE:
"Shade there just mosquitoes." Said Charlene to Shade who was holding a rocket launcher
"I THINK I SEE ANOTHER ONE!!!" *explosion is heard*
MEANWHILE: ( )
In a world where poptart shaped cats fly carelessly threw space, cakes lie, and I am a boss (Like a Boss) there is tales of a man so epic that the only reason the omniverse doesn't implode from his awesomeness is because he wills it. This being is known simply as The Great Banana. (What did you think I was going to say? Chuck Norris or something?) The origins of The Great Banana are unknown some say he grew on a tree like every other banana but when it grew to large it fell into the nearby toxic waste where it was given consciousness. Other say he doesn't exist at all. But what is known is that he likes waffles and there is a creeper right behind you.
"OH YEAH SUMMER BREAK I JUST STOLE THIS BOAT!" Said Shadrixian emerging from a random boat.
"Why do you need a boat?" Asked his friend Charlene standing on the pier.
"Why do you need to know? Oh I have a idea! Why don't we make-out!?" Shade said with enthusiasm now standing on the pier.
*awkward silence*
"Hey Charlene I'm looking for the Banana King." Shade stated
"The Banana King?" Charlene asked now examining a rocket launcher.
*BOOM* a rocket fired from the rocket launcher and the boat blew up
"I knew this day was coming Charlene. We're going to war!" Shade said as he put on a helmet and grabbed a AK-47.
"With who exactly?" Charlene asked
"With the Russians of course." Shade replied
"So the Russians somehow fired a rocket ALL the way from Russia to your boat?" Charlene asked another question.
"No Charlene they fired a rocket all the way from Australia. OF COURSE THEY FIRED IT FROM RUSSIA! Anyway that's beside the point. It's time to bomb the Russians! (Like a Boss)" Shade replied with enthusiasm as he turned into a jet (Like a Boss).
"Okay just be sure not to crash into the sun. (Like a Boss)" Said Charlene as Shade flew away.
EPILOGUE:
"Shade there just mosquitoes." Said Charlene to Shade who was holding a rocket launcher
"I THINK I SEE ANOTHER ONE!!!" *explosion is heard*
MEANWHILE: (
)In a world where poptart shaped cats fly carelessly threw space, cakes lie, and I am a boss (Like a Boss) there is tales of a man so epic that the only reason the omniverse doesn't implode from his awesomeness is because he wills it. This being is known simply as The Great Banana. (What did you think I was going to say? Chuck Norris or something?) The origins of The Great Banana are unknown some say he grew on a tree like every other banana but when it grew to large it fell into the nearby toxic waste where it was given consciousness. Other say he doesn't exist at all. But what is known is that he likes waffles and there is a creeper right behind you.
especially four exploding everything
Made by LordFalcon 
Should be longer but w.e