by Ridder » January 1st, 2010, 12:02 pm
The Runouw.com Connection
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WARNING:ME IS SO SARI, BUT SOMEONE SET YOUR DVD UP WITH THE BOMB.
Me: WHAT YOU SAY?
*DVD explodes*
Okay people.....so uh, my DVD is busted.....probably shouldn't be watching movies when I have to stop someone bombing OHSU.......so uh, bye....
I finished talking to my imaginary friend, it was kind of stupid to have one really, well actually, I had many, they were all named after our usernames and stuff....okay, I'll stop talking about that now....Is it okay if I just talk to you?
I was already dressed for the cold afternoon, so I opened the door, and for some strange reason, I took a peek through it before going outside. I don't want my house bombed now.
Chapter 9
I met up with Mic and Sam in an abandoned house outside OHSU, we were going to discuss things over before we do anything stupid.
But it was a bit too late for that.
"Mic......you aren't in your underwear, are you?" I admit, he was wearing something oddly similar to his underpants.
"What? No, these are specially designed pants from the Netherlands, designed to prevent heat loss and gain a certain amount of energy in my legs, oh of course it's my underwear, what did you think?" He proceeded to pose in a strange fashion.
Okay, so I let my imagination get the better of me.
What really happened was that Mic, Sam (In a wheelchair) and for some strange reason,Nicholas, saw me and then they proceeded to laugh. I was wearing a pair of pink pants and a pink jacket.
"Hey, stop laughing, I'm several years older than you two." I fought with that against MIC and Sam.
"Only by a year." Sam retaliated.
Ooh, darn it. He's too good when it comes to fighting with words.
"Okay, let's just get started with this." I said, starting to feel a sense of Deja Vu.
Then Mic started, "Started? Ema, we're almost done tal-"
"DON'T say it.please." I didn't want to be reminded about how the guys start things and almost finish without me.
"Alright then.....Well, I searched the Yoga Studio when you left, and here's what I got." Sam looked down at a laptop sitting on his, well, lap.
"As it turns out, there is a piece of glass that was on the floor." Sam scanned his laptop as if it was book, eyes shifting from left and right.
"and how does that change anything?" I asked Sam, a bit confused.
"It's special glass that only comes from Tokyo." Sam said, dead serious.
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I was still a bit confuzed, so I asked again, "What does that mean? What does it change?" I rambled on and pestered Sam with more questions. "Ugh......Okay, so remember how Rick went to Tokyo? The glass must mean he was somehow involved in the kidnapping of Benjamin Button, lol. Pete Jacob-Ellis." Sam explained to me as if I were an 8 year old or something, seriously, I was like, 365< days older than this guy, and he acts like I'm his daughter.....Uh, okay.....you can forget that, right?
"So here's the plan, Nico over here will take his bombs and go plant them in the places he was told to plant them, We, and when I mean we, I mean you and Mic, go try and disarm the bombs without anybody seeing us, Nico will detonate the bombs, but he won't blow up OHSU because the bombs will be unable to react, and then, we find Rick Stevens, if there's glass from Tokyo, then he must also be here, and he might be near to check on our little terrorist over here." Sam explained in full.
"Yeah. I am so terrifying. >_>" Nicholas then did what bears did and made himself look bigger, instead of holding his arms high, he held his breath and pumped his cheat out.
"What? That's it? what kind of a plan is that?" I asked, I mean, it seemed to me that that was no kind of plan at all, in fact, I was going to call Bull on that. But then, I realized, I didn't have anything better.
Sam saw it in my face. "That's right, Think about it, and weep. Why don't you come up with your own master plan?" He said mockingly.
"Because...........shut up." That's all I could come up with.
He couldn't do anything else but grin.
So yeah, we stood outside the OHSU hospital while Nico went in to set up the bombs, 'Ol Mic, the one who doesn't follow the "Don't Taze Me Bro" rule, and the woman in her terrifying pink clothing. What? It wasn't pink originally, geez, don't judge me.
CHAPTER 9 END.
Chapter 10-Ze End is nigh.
(Pumped on over to another source)
So, to make it look like we weren't in with Nicholas or anything, I suggested to Ema, like a gentleman, that we head on over to Buffy's room. "Hey fartface, let's go visit Buffy." Ema just responded, "What did you call m-" But before she could finish, I pulled her in the elevator and pressed the button for the second floor
Like I said, a total gentleman.
Outside the hospital was freakin' cold, inside that elevator was no better, even with the sudden lift giving a strange feeling in my legs, it still felt colder than the bucket of water Sam splashed all over me and Ema in the interrogation room. Oh yeah, that moment.........It wasn't Ema's fault, it was as if some greater force took hold of her and made her do those things that only a sloppy cop would do. I thought more about what happened that day, until I heard the ding of the elevator reaching it's requested floor.The only sounds I heard as we got out of that cold box was Ema's frequent coughing and the chatter of people below us. I wish I was down there, because the floor up here was getting to be so very cold.
We were almost there, I pulled Ema along and turned a corner, the next thing I knew, I had bumped into a large man of about 20, he was all covered in doctor's garb, so he must have been a doctor. With my graceful manner, I said "'Scuse me, got a patient to visit."
"Hah, I should be saying that to you. I'd ban you for stealing my line." Those were the doctor's last few words as he scurried off to wherever he was going, it was strange, what he said, I mean. A ban? Isn't that like what a moderator does? Wait....moderator? So, losing my momentum, I turned around and tried to chase after the man, but the moment I turned around to look for him, he was gone, the strange thing was, it was a straight hallway.
So, off we went to visit our beloved Buffy, I was deep in question as to who that was I bumped into, We were chasing a phantom killer who destroyed an internet forum, and here a guy was talking like a moderator......this was getting to be a strange situation.
That's when I tripped again, this time, it wasn't over a jacket again, it was over something else, and what's worse, we had just reached Buffy's room, what was worse about that? Well, I didn't land on the floor and make a total fool of myself, no, my head fell on something soft that broke my fall, I'd rather not say, since you might have children who could read this, or you are a child yourself, you know, after all this is done, we should try to get to know each other, but for now...
"Mic? Well this is a lovely way to greet an injured woman." Buffy said, staring down at me.
My face landed somewhere on Buffy, of where, I can't say, of how hard Ema laughed, I couldn't get out of my mind. Let's just skip all of this, shall we?
Get your popcorn ready, because this is going to take a while.
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"Well, what are you doing here anyways? Aren't you guys supposed to be catching a criminal mastermind or something?" Buffy asked.
After correcting my balance, I had realized we hadn't told Buffy anything about our plan. "Oh yeah, um, well, we're taking a little break! Isn't that right, Ema?" I put on a weak smile and she says "What Mic? Shouldn't we, like tell-OOF," Before she could finish that sentence, I shoved my elbow into her stomach. "Yeah...yeah....just taking a break." She says. bent over the pain.
"The Law never takes a break." Buffy tells us, as if we didn't know. "So Buffy....how are you coping with the missing leg?" I said as I lay my hand where Buffy's other leg should be. She smiled.
"Oh, I'm actually doing pretty fine, I wish I were with you guys though." Buffy's smile slowly turned into a frown.
"You miss how our clever humor and witty epigram used to spice up your life?" I asked, a bit, uh.........cocky and smug.
"No, the food here's terrible." She explained, forcing this moment into an akward silence as Ema burst into a fit of giggles and shizzes.
Well, we just stood there for a while, waiting for something to happen, then out of nowhere, something started talking.
Early one Mornin' the sun was Shinin', I was layin' in bed, wond' rin' if she'd changed at all if her head was still red.
"What? It's still red." Ema responded to the headless voice.The sound was coming from my pocket, or to be more precise, my cellphone.
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a steel gray color smartphone and pressed the talk button with the phone against my ear.
"Hello? Who is this?" I asked, I hadn't checked the Caller ID. "It's me, Nico, listen, I just set up three bomb in the hospital, you'd better hurry up and go do something about it, it's already been four minutes, leaving only sixteen minutes left." The call ended, and I started to sweat.
Time seemed to slow down, my heartbeat filled my ears, as I slowly put away my phone.
I made a try to make no expression, but the way Buffy and Ema were looking at me told me I was really FALEING.
I swallowed a drop of nervousness lumped in my throat, and it took me a while, but I said "B-B-Buffy, I'm sorry, bubububut, uh, we have to go." I slowly took a step back, tugging on Ema's arm. "Ema, come on!" I whispered to her through gritted teeth.
"Okay, let's go." She took a slow stroll to the doorway, with me in tow.
Oh dear god, a sissy of a 20-year old and a 14 year old are going to have to disarm three bombs scattered around a large hospital in less than 16 minutes.
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Chapter -11-
I eyed a monitor showing what was happening in OHSU Hospital, I mainly kept my eye on the video feed showing a fully grown woman and a teenager run through hallways and corners, they disappeared from the sight of one camera to the next. I chuckled at their futile attempt to foil my plans.
"Looks like our friends are on the move.......they deserve a little show........don't you agree.........Superyoshi?"
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CHAPTER FOR EMA'S POINT.
I looked at the people we ran by for a sign of peculiarity, no one so far looked like they would want to blow this place up. I even felt sorry for some crippled people, they couldn't be able to be wheel out of here before it blew up.
I then turned my attention towards Mic, he was a little hot headed, so I'm sure he hasn't thought of it.
"Mic, where are we going?" As soon as I said that, he stopped short in his tracks. I knew I should have asked him this before we started running.
He paused for a bit, and turned back towards me. "Well.......that's....uh.....future knowledge....."............Wow, just wow.
Suddenly we heard Mic's ringtone again.
Early one Mornin' the sun was Shinin', I was layin' in bed, wond' rin' if she'd changed at all if her head was still red.
I like that song. I really do.
So he went and jammed his hand into his pocket, pulling out his Smartphone again. He pressed the phone against his ear and went on to talk out loud, "Huh? Uh-huh, okay, gotcha." He ended the call and focused his sight on his phone. I asked him "What are you doing, and who was that?" He just responded as he started walking again "Nico gave emailed me a map of where he planted the bombs, we only need to follow the map, and bingo, we have........" He stopped talking and his face turned grim. He turned his head towards me and told me "Two bombs. we have two active bombs in the hospital." I couldn't see what was so bad about that, until I asked him "What's so bad about that? We can disarm them." Two seemed like such a small number, like the band of heroes going off to save Oregon, but the next words he passed on to me cut me like the Joker and a Violin.....okay, bad analogy, but you get the idea.
"It's been a minute already, and even though there are only two, the bombs are on two separate floors."
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You know, I would have asked, the old what difference does that make question, but I knew how these smartphone maps worked, They don't show layers.
We were back on running, this time, to the elevators. While we were getting close to the elevators, I came up with a plan "You go check the upper floors, I'll check the lower ones. Get someone to help if you can, but no one who looks too suspicious." I was about to go on with my idea when we arrived at the near the elevators, a noise sounded off and the doors slid open, we were about to run in, but before we could, something happened.
Suddenly, the metal boxes suddenly fell, it took a while before we heard the crash of the box smashing against the ground. Well great, just great. The bomber knew we were here.
We would have taken the other elevator, had it not been out of order. That changed the plans up a bit. "Okay, Mic, change of plans, head for the stairs and make sure you don't get distracted by anything, Here-" I quickly whipped out two small sheets of paper, it was an old fashioned map of the OHSU Hospital floors 1 and 2, Hey, I don't come unprepared you know. I told Mic "Get a marker and circle the places where the bombs might be. I'll go check them." We were bear a desk with a cup filled with pencils, it wasn't the same as a marker, but it worked. He quickly marked the Women's bathroom, and some other places I was not sure of.I quickly memorized the map, the locations, the turns, pretty much everything, and stuffed the paper into my jacket's pocket, Mic and I knuckle-touched and wished each other good luck, and the race had started.
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BACK TO UNKNOWN GUY HERE.
(THE STUFF THAT HAPPENED BEFORE JUST HAPPENED)
"Wonderful, Simply wonderful, they are doing their best.......which makes it so much easier to squash them later..........would you give them a little push to try a bit harder......yes you, why do you think I was pointing at you? Ugh.....sometimes, I wonder why I bother to keep your big brother alive."
There, you guys happy now? I got more of it in.
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Over to Omnivalent over here.
....You know, the kind Yaweh is?
Ema had reached the bathrooms doors, and rushed in.Luckily, when Ema entered, no one was using it at the time, and to make sure no one came in, she locked the door. She checked everywhere she thought the bomb would be, the stalls, the urinals, the sinks, inside the soap dispensers, even inside some things that were unspeakable of. "Yaweh curse it! Where could it be?" She looked around, and eventually settled for resting on the sinks, as soon as the noise of her running around had stopped, a beeping had been heard, and Ema looked up.
Above her was a ticking bomb set to detonate in less than ten minutes.
Mic Davis had better luck, for his bomb was plainly visible, the only problem being was that it was out of his reach, yes, for a fourteen year old, he was probably the smallest. The bomb was within length of a fully grown man's reach, but being only 4'11" could be counted as "Not a fully grown man". Mic took into consideration Ema's advice, and decided, against his better judgment, not saying he had good judgment at all, to seek help from the Doctor he bumped into. After all, he was approaching Mic without really knowing he was there. Mic quickly ran towards the man and "accidentally" bumped into him, causing them both to uncontrollably fall to the ground. Once again, like a gentleman as he says, he asks the man "Hey you! Do you think you could help me out a bit?". All the man could say was "Well, how rude." the man got up to his feet and dusted off his clothes, then when he took a better look at the little kid who'd bumped into him, he realized who he was. The man was starting to sweat like a pig in an oven along with a little stuttering in his speech. "U-U-U-Uhhhhh, No, I'm sorry, I can't help you, I'm uh, rather busy right now." DoctorMan *insert Megaman boss music here* was trying to get away, but Mic quickly grabbed his leg, causing him to trip, while Mic got up. From the ground, Mic looked quite tall and.....frightening, actually. "Listen loser, I know who really are, so why don't you just quit the act and help me out, I can help you save whoever the bomber has." The man's nervousness and shaking seemed to have stopped. Mic outreached a hand to help the man up, and the man accepted. Now allies instead of strangers, these men prepared to save OHSU.
"Oh Boys......" A gentle and sweet sounding voice called out, Mic spun around to see where it was coming from, and he could not believe the sight he saw. He was speechless and felt powerless as well, for he tried for his phone in his pocket but.........
(Ema)
I had just disarmed the bomb in the Womens Bathroom, and decided to actually undress, what? Is that weird? It was actually kind of hot in the hospital, and had the intelligence to not notice for an hour or so. I had hoped that Mic had gotten to his too, for I had just disarmed mine at 9:33, that was a few seconds ago, if Mic isn't even close to the bomb yet, we are screwed. After taking off my jacket and shirt off for a few moments, I looked into the bathroom mirror, I was tired, from the looks of myself, I just REALLY wanted to go to sleep now, it was like this was something I really wanted to do, but didn't really have any motivation to do, wait, what am I talking about? This is a matter of life and death! So, to dismiss that thought I started to massage my.........you know.
I relaxed soooo much after doing so, but then I had to figure out how to make sure the other bombs are disarmed, so I quickly put my clothes back on, and exited through the door.
I criss-crossed through a few halls and somehow, a few patient rooms, stumbling a few times, and came to some stairs. I stopped at the base of the stairs to pull out my map and when I did,checked it.Right now, the bomb should be near, I know it isn't on this floor because I just crossed where it should be, and heard no beeping. Just as I decided to do something, I heard my cellphone ring, so I jammed my hand into my pocket, and pulled out a sleek yet old phone. I flipped it open and checked the Caller ID, it was Mic! Thank Yaweh! He probably got the second bomb! With a wave of relief, I pressed the talk button, and readied my ear to the phone, expectant of Mic's familiar voice to buzz in.
"Hello, Ema Felkis?" I heard a girl's voice talking to me, it was definitely not Mic, and if it was Mic's phone but not him, then I wouldn't say anything. "I'll take that as a Yes." she let out a small, but recognizably malevolent chuckle. " You are probably wondering what I have done with Mic Davis......let me just say.........he is distracted........." she burst out in a fit of laughter. "Hello? Who is this? You better not try anything stupid! I already have one of your bombs disarmed!" I expected her to be surprised, she was not. "Oh poor, poor Ema......I pity you........but you will know, soon enough....." I tried to ask a series of more unanswered questions, but the called hung up.
Everyone around me leisurely went about their business, not knowing the dangers they were faced with.....along with Mic.
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(Ema)
I had just found out that it was not on the floor at the top of the stairs, as surprising as that was, I knew it wasn't going to be that easy. With a Clear path in my mind, I ran, and didn't stop.When someone was wheeling a cart in front of me, I'd simply jump over it, when there were people walking in front of me, I'd sidestep, and keep on going even though I bumped into half the people that came my way. I heard "Well excuuuuuse me, princess!", Obscenities, and even a few people insulting my mother, how she got into this I did not know.'Twas a while till I reached the next floor, about two minutes to be a little bit more exact, Giving me, what, six minutes? Six minutes was plenty of time to get and disarm a bomb that was directly above me.
......and....stop.
...I will transcend the mountains of 30 minutes and traffic jams and finish this story better than MoY and MIC did!
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THE CREED: Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted.
"...That's rather cynical."
"It would be if it were doctrine, but it is merely an observation of the nature of reality.
To say that Nothing is True is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shephards of our own civilization.
To say that Everything is Permitted is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with the consequences, whether glorious...or tragic."
-Ezio Auditore da Firenze explaining the Creed, 1514, Masayaf.