OMG Chat stories *FINAL PART IS FINISHED!!!!!*

[TrappedTime]

Story Three: Teleportation Microwave [Part One]

TBG: Wtf?
Suyo: Don't spam.
TBG: Wtf?
Suyo: Wtf?
TBG: I predicted the future before it happened, lol.
brando: Pff, no you didnt. It was just a mere coincedence.
TBG: Says who?
ayray: Says your mother.
Suyo: Hey! Only my mom takes over in this chat.
TBG: O_o You gave birth....to YOURSELF?!?! O_o
ayray: I think he means his mom controls chat settings.
brando: Geesh TBG, stop getting worse evryday, you'll just end up being banned earlier. Thoguh you should have been banned by now according to Niklaw...
Nik: What? I never said that!
TBG: Whoa. Seriously? Brando you sux.
Suyo: One more bad word and you're banned for everz.
TBG: -_-
Suyo: ...
Nik: well I'm hungry. I'm gonna make some mac 'n' cheese, anyone want some?
TBG: I do!
Suyo: *throws TBG in microwave*
TBG: *teleports to ireland*
Suyo: Dangit! Now I can't ban him.
Nik: Whoa. Well I'm-a send him my mac 'n' cheese anyway.
ayray: O_o ??? What the ffff just happened?
brando: And I see how you didn't notice this BEFORE Niklaw how???
Nik: Oh, no wonder I keep going hungry every day.
ayray: *Feeds Niklaw so he doesn't starve*
Suyo: Ok well we should find TBG and get him back.
brando: *looks in microwave* Meh, nothing here.
Suyo: -_-' I meant teleport you dumby head.
Nik: Don't make me ban you both.
ayray: I just want TBG back! I like his LOL Talk stories!
brando: Fine. *gets in microwave* Now press the buttons you pressed before he was teleported.
Suyo: *looks worried while presses buttons* *Presses "start"*
brando: *Teleports to China*
ayray: Oh god nooo!!!
Nik: Let me try. *Presses 34526 and hits start after he jumps in*
Nik: *Teleports to Germany*
Suyo: Dangit! That's my country...
ayray: Well I'm going. *gets in without pressing buttons and presses start*
ayray: *teleports to Ireland*
ayray: TBG! Oh thank god I found you. Let's get ba- oh god no. Where's the microwave?!!?
TBG: Oh snap. We'd better start heading towards Runouw's castle.
ayray: Can we hurry? Those trolls are destroying it as we speak..
TBG: Fine. Let's go.
Nik: Dangit. I'm leaving. *starts walking from Germany to China in hopes to find brando there*
brando: *starts to see Niklaw* Oh god yes! Niklaw, what happened?
Nik: I don't know. We have to get to Ireland though.
brando: But where did ayray go?
Nik: Well we're gonna have to walk and find out. But for now TBG is important.
Suyo: *takes microwave and destroys it*
*The world shakes, for now there is no way to get back to Runouw's castle*
Nik: Crap. No we can't get back to Runouw's castle. But atleast we can get to TBG and ayray.
brando: Whaaaa?
Nik: Suyo destroyed the microwave, and now....we're stuck. Unless he gets smart and puts it back together again.
Suyo: Oh dangit. Now I have to put this together. Ugh! This might take a while... *looks at manual* "Please do not destroy this microwave, if you do, it will take some time to fix it. But if it doesn't get fixed by sundown, your friends will be stuck. FOREVER" Dangit. *gets to work on microwave*

---STAY TUNED FOR PART TWO COMING TOMORROW---

[TrappedTime]

Story Four : The Physics Police

TBG: I'm gonna make an LOL Talk story now.
star: k, c u l8r.
TBG: O_o k by
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LOL Talk Story Two : Teh Cake Landmine

TBG: Wtf?
Suyo: Don't spam.
TBG: OMG!
brando: What?
TBG: *Steps on ground and blows up world*
brando: [ghost] TBG, F*** YOU!!!
Suyo: [ghost] Ok why is there frosting on my body?
TBG: [ghost] It was my cake landmine dummies...

----THE END----
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TBG: Back.
*five minutes go by*
TBG: star?
TBG: Anyone?
Suyo: TBG, star got arrested and put in jail.
TBG: For what?
*brando comes from the shadows of the room*
brando: for breaking a law.......of......PHYSICS!!!!
*everyone gasps*
TBG: Wait, that's impossible.
brando: Then how come the Physics Police caught star and threw him in jail?
Suyo: Yeah, TBG. Just 'cuz it's a myth, doesn't mean it's fake.
ayray: Whoa. Who was put in jail?
TBG: Star made lead turn into gold.
ayray: And?
Suyo: He broke a law....of....PHYSICS!!!!
ayray: -_- Ok you guys are weird.
ayray: *trips on gum and turns it into a car* Oh my. No NOO *Police take ayray by the arms* NOOOO!!!!
TBG: Dangit!!!
Suyo: We gotta watch our backs.
brando: Yeah. Before someone messes up again. *breathes in air and it turns into gasoline* *dies*
Suyo: *sets up funeral*
TBG: *Goes to funeral*
*funeral ends*
Suyo: Dangit.
TBG: Well atleast the police didn't catch him.
Physics police take brando's dead carcus to jail.
four: DANGIT!!!
TBG: HAI FOUR!
four: -_- wow..... Did you break any forum rules yet?
Suyo: RULES!??! We're in the crisis of LAWS AND NON-REASONABLE-ORDER!!!
TBG: so I can break the forum rules now? *Takes a rule and snaps it in half*
Suyo: No. *Fixes rule*
four: What's going on here?
Suyo: The physics police are taking people who break the laws of physics to jail. And no one can stop what's happening to us.
four: *Turns into superman and kills police*
Suyo: Wrong police.
Physics police take fouinone to jail.
TBG: How come we're not going to jail yet?
Physics police take TBG to jail for making a forum rule into a real object.
Suyo: ARGH!!!!
*Everyone else who signed up for Runouw's castle comes in and crowds the place*
Suyo: Help.......me...... X(
God: *Kills Physics police with MAH LAZOR!!!!! =========>O<
God: *Kills the other forum members who don't go on regularly or at all to clear space*
God: Suyo, are you okay?
Suyo: *Looks at God and faints*
God: Yep. Well my work here is done. *Leaves*

----THE END----

[Blablob]

*Sarcasm* Thanks for remembering to add me to the story. *sarcasm*

[Ridder]

Strange, but it gets better with every story.

[spookyghost]

Actually, they are starting to get quite funny!

[TrappedTime]

Thanks, but a new story wont come out til i get my computer back. Typing that much on the wii would kill my hand.

[Chaukai]

ayray: I just want TBG back! I like his LOL Talk stories!

Parodies of your own story within your own story? Touche.... It's okay. Has potential, it does.

[TrappedTime]

STORY SIX RELEASED!!!

Story Six : Oxy The Moron

TBG: What the heck?
SGR: What the heck what?
TBG: Lol, I made you say "what" twice.
ayray: D'OH!
Suyo: Wtf?
TBG: Whoa, and you tell me to not swear.
Suyo: *slaps TBG* I'm a mod.
Runouw: Yes, but don't abus your powers as one.
ayray: Whoa.
SGR: Umm...ok?
Buff: Hey guys.
TBG: Hey Buffy Teh Vampire Slayer.
Buff: *leaves*
ayray: lol
brando: Whoa, what's going on?
Avo: I like oxen.
TBG: Why?
Avo: They is be cute....
TBG: You're a moron.
ayray: avo is now Oxy.
avo: Oxy Teh Moron?
brando: Say somethin' contradictive
Hyper: Wet dry!
*five minutes go by*
Hyper: I tried...
Avo: My dog was milked last nght in the morning.
Suyo: *kicks Avo for one hour*
Avo: ???
Suyo: Whoops. *bans Avo for one hour*
TBG: NOOOO!!!!
brando: Suyo is now OTM.
Suyo: I love broken hearts.
Hyper: Whoa. Emo much.
TBG: No, tat's gothic.
SGR: Why haven't I talked much?
TBG: Maybe because you shouldn't.
SGR: *leaves forever*
brando: TBG is now Oxy.
TBG: *builds underwater fire*
Avo: I'm back.
Suyo: *bans Avo forever for rereg*
TBG: WHOA- I have learned his lesson.
brando: shut up, everyone knows you're gonna be banned again. And I won't miss you.
TBG: :'(
brando: JK!
Avo: Suyo, this is only chat.
SGR: Yeah. ONLY chat.
TBG: That hurt my smiley's feelings!
SGR: I'm sorry.
TBG:
brando: Weird normies....
Avo: brando is teh Oxy now.
brando: Dark morning.
Suyo: Teh Devil will kill someone.
TBG: Untrue fact!
Avo: drag race.
brando: treasure trash
SGR: hoboe queen.
Hyper: Whoa I have talked SOOOO much!
God: You're all Oxy now.
*everyone stares at God*
God: *kills everyone*
Everyone: *goes to heaven and meets God there*
God: *sigh* This is gonna be a LOOOOOOOOONG day tonight.....

----THE END----

[Blablob]

Story 6 was average.

I find all your stories a bit rushed. Each story takes me about 60 seconds (if not less) to read through, whereas other people's stories take me about 2-5 minutes to read. It wouldn't be such a bad thing if the story itself was entertaining, but you're just making up random topics to go with each story, e.g Oxymoron.

The stories aren't very funny, and I honestly don't feel like you're impersinating us very well. It isn't horrible, and it's good for what it gives, but please try harder in the future. You can do it

[TrappedTime]

Sotry three part two coming soon, I need some time to recover from my work being lost. I made the story up to where Suyo and blablob started fixing the microwave and I was gonna make this face (• ),(• ) but num lock wasn't on and it wen to homepage, destroying my work....
Be back tomorrow.