OMG Chat stories *FINAL PART IS FINISHED!!!!!*

[TrappedTime]

Story Three : The Teleportation Microwave Part Two

[I finally got over the sadness del deletion of the first time I wrote it]

One quick re-cap
Niklaw&Brando are in China.
Ayray and TBG are in Ireland.

Suyo is still in the kitchen alone, for now....

TBG: Hey Ayray
Ayray: Yeah TBG?
TBG: Your mom eats boogers.
Ayray: Oh... oh how very nice....so....very........pleasent.....
TBG: XD lol jk lighten up.
Ayray: Look, we need to find brando, and I don't think-
TBG: Hop on my back.
Ayray: -that walking there will- wait.... WUT?!
TBG: *SPEED RUNS TO CHINA*
Ayray: OH TEH NOEZ!!!! Man... being alone SUX eggs.....
TBG: *Grabs Ayray and brings him to china also*
Ayray: ARE YOU SERIOUS? I JUST HAD A SPONTANEOUS SH*T IN MY PANTS
TBG: *slaps Ayray* Only Suyo does that, so I'm guessing his pants are un-usable by now.
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Suyo: Wtf? I think I just heard someone else have a spontaneous sh*t in their pants. Meh, I must press o- OH, DIOS MIO, BLABLOB ESTA AQUI!!!
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brando: okay TBG, ayray, and Nik. How do we get back to the forums? From here it'll ATLEAST take us a month.
TBG: A WHOLE F*CKING MONTH?!?!? Why not just take a plane?
Nik: *slaps TBG* WE'RE IN THE F*CKING STONE AGE MAN!!! Never use another person's item.
Ayray: *walks off*
TBG: Okay, well we need to find some food before we leave. Or we could just get some on our way.
Nik: Good idea. Let's get what we can now.
brando: Hey, isn't Ayray a good collector? He does great with collecting food, ESPECIALLY food.
TBG: Okay Ayray, go snatch us so- Ayray? Oh god no.
Nik: TBG, wtf? This is why you need to learn to be a better looker-after person.
TBG: SHUT THE FCK UP!!! you don't know what it's lke to be a mother.......
brando&Nik:
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Suyo: HEY BLABLOB!!!!
blab: Oh hey Suyo. Hey, have you seen TBG, Ayray, brando, OR Niklaw?
Suyo: Ummm......No?
blab: Oh dear lord. Suyo? Did you throw them inside the microwave?
Suyo: Well no actually they got inside themselves....
blab: DANGIT SUYO THAT MICROWAVE WAS VERY IMPORTANT TO MY SCIENTIFICT STUDIES!!!!! Ugh let me take it--- wait... WHERE IS IT?!!??!
Suyo: I broke it.
blab: O_O HOLY SH---------------------------------
Suyo: What? What's wrong?
blab: Now they can't get back unless we fix it..... which could take years.....
Suyo: Let me get the book...
blab: I'll gather the pieces........
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Ayray: *looking at all the perty-ful colorful objects in the china shoppes* OOOHHH!!!! I'll take one bagillion of these please.
*transaction and Ayray gets 100 of them*
Ayray: YAY!!!! I love these cute toy puppies... ^_^
TBG&Nik&brando: *run towards Ayray*
Nik: Oh my god. Did you spend all of our money on TOY DOGS?!?!?!?
Ayray: Well no.... here- *Takes out penny*
brando: *twicthes uncontrollably*
TBG: HEEEEEEYYAAAAA!!!!! *grabs onto brando*
Nik: uh-oh.... TBG, you'd better step back bye now....
brando: *turns into graceful, majestic devil dragon*
Nik: That's why.... *RUNS!!!!* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ayray: *runs also*
TBG: *Gets eaten by brando*
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Suyo: *faints*
blab: Suyo? SUYO?!?!?!? Oh no,nonononononononononononono. Let's just hope that the saying "one shall faint, the hater, die" isn't true....
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---To Be Continued--

[TrappedTime]

Oh and PLEASE no bad criticism, even though I know everyone needs it.
The "u" key on this laptop is not being cooperative so expect a llot of missing "u"s.Story Three : Part Three - Section One

Niklaw and Ayrayen stare in disbelief as they watch the horrific scene in front of them. Ayrayen, too scared to do anything, drops all of his toy puppies. Brandobrawl just floats there, in the air, demonic colors shining in the light of day. Everyone around them starts to scream and run. But not Niklaw and Ayrayen. Niklaw grabs a metal pipe and fiercly swings at brandobrawl. Brandobrawl just laughs, dodges, and shoots a firey flame at Niklaw, burning him to a crisp. Ayrayen, still standing in one place, now shtting his eyes, repeats the same phrase over and over again "This isn't real, this isn't real, this isn't real..."

Just trhen and there, a Samrai comes in and slices brandobrawl in half. Ayrayen opens his eyes and notices the gory scene. His eyes widen and he faints. Unoconciously, he starts to walk, wobbling around. He then falls and slams hard onto the ground. The samurai lifts his funk-a-delic hat and spins towards the dragon. "AEE!" he screams as he stops in place. "Finally, a good sorce of blood." he says s he digs hs teeth into the side of the dragon. The green blood touches his tongue and the samurai has a spazm. He spins uncontrollably and starts to tear of his samrai clothes.

Ayrayen, still a little dizy, recognizes the strange figure to be..... "No wai..... MoY? Messenger of Yahweh?!?! Oh my god! Hey buddy what's- buddy? MoY!??! OH Y GAWD ARE YOUDYING!?!?" But MoY falls to the ground, giving it a rickroll. Ayrayen runs to him and looks at what he's become. "MoY. What hapened.... what....."
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Back in he real world, blablob opens the book. "Wait a second." he says as he notices something is wrong. "Oh gosh dangit, I forgot to put in the missing pages." he says as he remembers the strange appearence. Blablob leaves the book near the microwave pieces and a green light shines from it. the book starts to levitate in mid-air and starts to spin. Finally, it stops and falls straight to the ground. Blablob returns and notices the book changed shape. It is now wider and thinner. "Oh my god. No fcking way....... I have the book of-" but Syo wakes up with a loud yawn, covering every word blablob says.

"So what's up buddy? Did you figure it out yet/" Suyo asks as he looks at the strange book. "Wait, that doesn't look like the book that I..... holy sht. Blablob, is that.... the book of-"

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Niklaw's dust got whisked away in the cold china air. Ayrayen watched in disbelief and sadness. "Niklaw.... Let you be brought to heaven.....' Just then MoY woke up and faced towards Ayrayen. "Ayrayen? What's.....what's going on here?"
"I don't know buddy.... I don't know....."
"Hey, did anyone open the book of forumlations?"
"The book of what" The ground started to shake and a fine line of gold started to shine on the ground. ayrayen and MoY stared as it went on and on and on....
"Oh no, it's been opened....." MoY got up and started to run into the streets of china. "MoY!!! Where are you going?!!?" yelled Ayrayen.
"Look, you gotta come with me and stop Runow from being..... killed."
"Okay. Let's go." he said as he ran with MoY towards the palace.

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---To Be Continued in Section Two---

[Kimonio]

From chattype to storytype WTF. O_O



That microwave thing is very interesting. I've been watching this topic for a pretty good while. Add on to it whenever you can, please.

[TrappedTime]

Well section two might not be coming for another while.
Sorry guys.

[TrappedTime]

Story Three : Part Three - Section Two
Runouw's Grandpa

Niklaw's dust was whisked into the air and into a straight line, hovering above the golden line. MoY and Ayray were now running, faster and faster, gaining speed. Soon, they reached Runouw's palace. MoY took out a samurai sword, held it into the air, and with a warrior's cry, he plunged it into the door. But the force was so strong he got pushed back. "What the.... wait. Oh my god, MoY? I just remembered something bad. We're still in the fake realm." said Ayray, in a low voice. "What? No fcking way. We can't be........" said a distressed MoY.
"I'm sorry buddy..... we're never gonna save Runouw in time."
"Don't worry Ayray. Suyo needs to read all 100 rules. Then, the vortex between these worlds will open and we can reach Runouw."
"But that'll take a long time. With all the regulations, exceptions and etcetera."
"No. Not Suyo. Suyo can speed-read. "

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TheBetterGamer comes out of the stomache of brandobrawl. "WHAT THE MESSED UP FRUNKING PIECE OF SHRINT!??!" he yells as he steps out, all gooey and smelling of rotten eggs. TBG looks to the dragon with a stare of disbelief. Nothing is going through his mind. He's too scared to do anything. The rainbow and majestic dragon that once was is now lying dead, in a puddle of its own blood. "Okay, it's about time I reveal my true power."
TBG puts his hands on the ground and his eyes start to glow. A vortex opens in the sky and starts to suck everything in. TBG goes flying into the sky, along with the dragon. "No! Stay out of here!" he says as he tries shoving the dragon back to the other realm. "STOP IT!!!! GET BACK!!!". Eventually the vortex closes and brando never got through.

"Okay, time to go." TBG says as he does the same technique. This time, instead of landing in another forums, he lands in the original world he came from. Coincedentally, he lands right next to blablob and Suyo, who are reading the rules. "Oh thank god you're okay!" he exclaims.
"TBG! how did you get here?!?!" qestions blablob.
"I'll explain later. Right now we need to finish this book as soon as we can."
"Don't worry, Suyo is already at the halfway mark and on. He'll finish it in no time."
"He better...."

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Five minutes pass in the fake world and a vortex apears above Ayray and MoY. "Yes! They finished." exclaims MoY. They get sucked into the vortex and out into the real world. Everyone is back where they need to be. Everyone, everyone except...... "Niklaw! Where's Niklaw?!?!" asks a worried blablob.
"He... he got killed by brando. Then brando got killed by MoY." said Ayray.
"MoY..... why?.. "
"Look, he ate TBG and I- TBG?! What the fck areyou doing here?!?! I THOUGHT YOU GOT EATEN :X " yelled MoY.
"Oh I have a- you know, I'll explain later." TBG announced.

"Guys, we need to find Runouw. I know where Niklaw is and I know how Runouw's gonna die. I read it in the ancient forum posts. Look, we need to take the formu taxi to his palace. The only way we're going to stop Niklaw is if we take this book with us. Now let's go before any damage is done.

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In the palace of Runouw, Niklaw's dust gains into a cloud. The it turns into an old man, the man that looks like..... Runouw's grandpa. "Grandfather, what lovely timing yo have! I was just about to call you for the special dinner I was going to share with you. Sit, sit."
"Oh Runouw, I don't think I can walk over there. No, don't help me. Let me use my CANE!" he yells as he lifts it up and shoots an orb at Runouw.
"Why? Why would you do this to me?" asked Runouw.
"Because. You stole something of mine. Something precious that I need back. And I know you have it. Give me the book of forumlations. Or I will kill you right here, right now."
"I.... I gave it to someone...........someone I can trust......"
"WHO!!?!?!?!?!"
"I gave it to........blablob.....I'm sorry blablob, I really am, but I can't risk dying......"

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[i]~~ To Be Continued ~~

[TrappedTime]

*useless post*

[MessengerOfDreams]

Fantastically Stupid- 8/10

[TrappedTime]

YOU GIVES EM AN 8 !!1111

[TrappedTime]

Story Three : Part Three - Section Three *Bit One of Two*
Un-

As we left off, Runouw's grandpa[AKA- Niklaw] traps Runouw.
TBG, Blab, Ayray, MoY, and Suyo are at the golden path, leading to Runouw's palace.


As Blablob, Superyoshi, MessengerOfYahweh, Ayrayen, and TheBetterGamer start to walk towards Runouw's palace they notice a bright glow eminatiing in the distance. "That must be Runouw!" cheers TBG.
"Or not. What even happened to Niklaw's dus- oh my god. Niklaw- he.... he killed Runouw....." Blab says.
"No.... Runouw... " TBG starts to cry. But just as all hope starts to ebb[fade away] the dust of Niklaw's body come whirling out from the distance and starts to circle the gang.
"Niklaw!!! You son of a btch! HOW COULD YOU KILL RUNOUW?!?!" screams TBG.
"Silly fool, I didn't kill Runouw.... yet. I simply trapped him in my orb of banation. I need him in my final ritual to rule over Runoutia."
"But why...? Why you? How could you??"
"You see, TBG, I was always tired of being just a moderator. I wanted to be the administrator, to rule the forums, to take over the world. So I created a microwave to a fake world. I hoped it would get everyone into there, so when they returned, I would be ruler and they would be enslaved. It only works twice for everyone, so no one could go back to thee fake world. But no. You had to mess it up by breaking it! And then I had to make a plan with brandobrawl to get myself killed, which would make me immortal. This only works if the death is not suicide, or if it's asked for. I got around both rules because technically I never asked brando to kill me. Then I went to Runouw's palace and... well you know the rest. I need that book to finish my ritual. Now HAND IT OVER YOU N00B!!"
"Never!"
"RAAGH!!!" Niklaw's dust arm reaches for the book in blab's arms, but then TBG opens the fake world portal and he gets sucked into it, and so does everyone else.
"TBG! Oh thank god. Now Niklaw, what were you going to do again?" asked Ayray.
"NOOO!!!! AARGH!!!" Niklaw's dust goes into TBG and TBG falls backwards, one hand holding him from hitting the ground. His eyes light up black and a vortex opens in the sky. It's leading to space, and everyone gets sucked into it, but not TBG.... he dies. And so does everyone else in space.

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Runouw tries to break the orb, but nothing works. "Dmnit!!!!" he screams, sound muffled by the orb. Then Runouw remembers, the administrator can't be banned. "The administrator can't be banned." he says. The orb starts flashing, then stops and disappears. Runouw is now free, and ready to do what he needs to do. "Okay grandpa, what do you think of me now?" he questions.

Runouw opens the vortex to space and everyone falls into the castle. "No..... NOOO!!!!!! How the hll did everyone die?? This can't be happening!!!! NOOOO!!!!! " Runouw yells, as he views the horrific scene in front of him. The book.... Blablob has the freaking book! YES!!!! Now it's time to bring back and destroy NIklaw for good.... he thinks.

~To Be Continued~

Bit Two of Two SPOILER ALERT: show

Runouw read the rules over and over again. Then he notices something... A specific rule he found interesting: [i]Users that have terminated accounts can only be brought back by.... *Wait for bit two of two to come out for the last and final scene in OMG Chat Story Three!!!!

[TrappedTime]

This Is It

Runouw read the rules over and over again. Then he notices something... A specific rule he found interesting: Users that have terminated accounts can only be brought back by recreation of every single account that has been terminated. Runouw plays God for several years. Re-creating everything that once was, even Niklaw's account is re-created. Runouw is now over the age limit to be on the forums, so he dies. But before he does, he brings everyone back to life.

TBG exclaims "No...... NIKLAW YOU FCKING IDIOT!!! YOU were the one who started this! YOU-" Niklaw screams "AND I WILL BE THE ONE TO FINISH IT!!!!" as he jumps into midair and slams the book down onto TBG's head. Blood spatters onto the golden floor and the other members scream in their hearts as they try to escape. "Oh no you don't! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!!!" Niklaw screams as he starts running too. Turning corners, down hallways, up stairs. "D4mnit! Where the h3ll are they......" he silently asks himself.

TBG downstairs is now awaking. Agonizing pain, yet relief that Niklaw isn't there with him. The book. The mother fcking book! He must have dropped it! TBG thinks. He opens the book and light crushes the air, making almost everything invisible. He holds it in front of him, trying to stand. When the light reaches Niklaw's eyes directly, he will be destroyed and never can be brought back by anything.

NIklaw is now walking slowly, patiently, down the hallways. He's searching for the "N00BZ" that ran away. But something in the corner of his eye cause him to look away. A shiny light? But... that must mean that TBG..... He's alive??!?! he thinks in anger. As he furiously walks toward the light, it gets too bright for him and is... moving towards him?!?!. He flashes his eyes open to see who it is, but as he does he notices that it's TBG with the book wide open. "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! GET AWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!!" he screams as he gets sucked into the text of the Forum God.

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TBG: The End
Ayrayen: Wow. Short ending but wtf dude, pretty cool.
TBG: aww thanks.
bellakitty: hi hai hi day is near.
bradnobrawl: WHAT?!?! how come i got no notice ?!?!
fourinone: i like math.
TBG: >_> yeah duh.
blab: HEY GUYS!!! I JUST BOUGHT A NEW MICROWAVE OVEN!!!! It's got a transporter inside!!!
*everyone screams then logs off*
blab: What, did I miss something?

~~~The Epic Ending~~~

R.I.P. Runouw