M&M…lol, thanks Kim!
Anyway, I conveniently did not reserve posts on the first page, and as such have run out of room. So the story will be continued here. Why, do you ask, did I not reserve space? Simple, really.
Mic's Mental Process wrote:Gee, I wrote a very lengthy story in The Return of the Legendary Twelve and was able to fit it all into one post. So, I should have no problem fitting this all into one post!
Somehow, despite The Return of the TLT being twelve fairly lengthy chapters and not running out of room, I have somehow run out of room here after only four. Grr…anyway…don't forget to comment peoples!
Chapter 5 - MOYNarration of Buffy ClarkI couldn’t be happier as I saw Mic hug his parents, crying shamelessly, with a mixture of both joy and sadness. Man, I felt like I was going to cry as I bit my lip. Even Sam couldn’t help but grin like the Joker… a lot less nightmare-giving, true, but you get the picture. Ema grabbed his arm and I could tell she was biting her own lip. Kim was still a little shaken over the Red Apple Market blow-up, but, hey, newbies usually never are prepared for their first explosion.
Suddenly, a civilian car pulled up. A 2004 Scion TC with a giant Brown N on the side. Oh bloody lawd.
Nicolas Locke stepped out of it, followed by his Japanese girlfriend - I forget her name. “Bloody ‘eck!” he cried out. “The boy’s parents are alive! Good on ya, mate!”
Mic stood up and grinned.
“Who’s the handsome guy?” Kim asked me.
“Um, he’s taken, Kim, and come to think of it, so are you,” I replied incredulously.
“Yeah, yeah, I know,” was the snappy reply.
“God almighty, we miss everything, Suki!” he laughed. Okay, he wasn’t supposed to be here, but nothing lights up the mood like a visit from Nicolas.
Sam gave him a thumbs-up, causing Nicolas and Suki to duck under the yellow tape and meet up with the two real officers. Meanwhile, Mic requested of some of the older police officers who were on the scene that video surveillance be put on the house along with a watch for the next several days, which was granted.
Suki, just about always quiet, asked, “What did we miss? I mean, besides everything?”
Ema, our gleeful narrator, kindly filled in the details for her as Nico went to see Mic. “Well, lookee here!” Nicolas called out.
“May I get ev’ryone’s attention, please? Don’t be making me get my bloody bullhorn!”
“He does have a bloody bullhorn!” Suki added. Then I heard her whisper to Nicolas, “How did you get blood on the bullhorn, that’s what I’d like to know.” Nic laughed a little but didn’t care to explain.
The small crowd of me, Ema, Sam, Mic, his parents, A few police officers turned their attention to a freakishly tall and very unorthodox Australian and his usually quiet Asian girlfriend, both of whom were 17 years of age. For the older police officers, that shows respect.
“Our little friend Mic over here has had the best, most movie-script-type day of his life today. And when I say movie-script-type, I say that in the way that he saves his parents, and nearly catches a criminal. Anyway, a round of applause to our young hero, Mic Davis!” Nicolas walked away, holding his thumbs up as he went. The nearby people shrugged and started clapping, Ema jumping up in the air and cheering. After a few seconds, he turned back to face the crowd.
“And one more thing - I will personally be holding a celebration for everyone here regardless of age in the honor of Mic Davis and his friends, Sam, Ema, new girl and Buffy, at my tavern on 47th, abso-friggin-lutely free of charge!” he shouted through his bullhorn.
This caused even more cheering.
“Mic, me mate, you are riding with me,” Nicolas grinned, winking again. He got in the back of the Scion, along with Suki. Sam raised his eyebrows, shrugged and got into the Crown Victoria the Portland Police owned, Ema following apprehensively. Sam was getting really hard to read lately. Kim followed them, ready for awkwardness. I got back in my own compatible-for-cripples Civic as we started down Flavel Street towards the tavern.
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Narration of Ema FelkisSam seemed to drive with his focus entirely on the road. This was so totally unlike him; he chats up a storm most of the time, a perk of the job. I decided to be up front with him.
“Sam, you aren’t worried about that hospital thing, are you? Mic seems totally over it.”
He shook his head, but it was hard to believe it when he looked away. “It’s not that. I just get worried. Now Dania and I are in trouble, and then Mic gets dragged into it. His parents were already endangered. Now that he’s connected with me, he’s in the crap, too.” He accidentally slammed the horn of the car in frustration, causing another driver to flip us off.
“Flipping off a police officer…you know there really oughta be a ticket for that.” Kim frowned.
“Well, it was my screw-up.” Sam quipped as we passed Mt. Scott Community Center, the place where we first became a group. He noticed and smiled. It was so nice to get that out of him. He grabbed my hand and abruptly told me. “I’m so glad I met you guys.”
I turned a shade of red so deep one might call it, “Embarrassment Red,” and replied, “I’m glad I met you too.”
“I’m going to like it here.” Kim added.
We drove on silently until we reached the tavern.
Niklaw’s Tavern was buzzing with people of all ages. We were able to convince a hospital worker to drive Dania over here, surprising Mic slightly. I was afraid he’d sock Sam in the stomach, but Sam made sure to add that this was more for himself than Mic.
Nicolas had hired a new server, Alex Card, to fill in for Mic during the case and afterwards. After all, business was booming. The six of us, Mic, Dania, Buffy, Kim, Suki, Sam and I, were lined up at the bar as Alex and Nico started preparing milkshakes. Mic couldn’t stop grinning; it was as if he had turned into a gargoyle. I couldn’t be happier.
“Milkshakes!” Alex called out. I greedily grabbed mine and shouted, “A toast to the Portland, Oregon Police Officers!”
Mic grinned. “To the POPO!” The entirety of us put our cups in the air and did a traditional toast. Sam grinned and looked at me happily. Glad the guy was finally lightening up. He took a big drink of the milkshake and asked, “Nicky, I would like a slice of that cake you made earlier, okay?”
Nicolas grinned and got out a slice for Sam. I found it odd that Sam started walking away, cake in hand. Then he threw the cake at me and it landed in my face. I fell off my stool to the ground.
“The bloody ‘eck?” Nicolas shouted.
I decided it would be advantageous not to get up. Sam started to freak out and ran over to me, lifting my head up into his arms. “Ema, you okay? Seriously, talk to me.”
I almost forgot what I meant to do. I scraped some cake off of my face and threw it at him. He laughed, scraped it off his shirt, and told me “IT IS ON, FOO!” He started chasing me, as we threw cake back and forth, and soon enough people started to follow our lead.
Buffy took her milkshake and poured it down Sam’s back. Okay, even I have to say that was a bit cold (get it?), so I took a salt shaker and started shaking it right in her face. Talk about a sneeze-fest. She fell into a booth, on top of her old boss, Brick Jackson, whose peas she took and started throwing at him.
“What the - Buffy, you high?” he asked.
“No, just always wanted to do that.” She laughed, running off.
Dania grabbed Mic and shoved his face into his cake. Alex took an orange and squeezed it in Suki’s hair. Kim just started throwing chips in the air, added, “Wait, I’m doing it wrong,” and then poured the entire bag on Nicolas. Pretty soon, a restaurant-wide food fight had erupted.
“What the - you people - look at all the - ah, screw it.” Nicolas said as he took a bottle of Sprite, shook it up and started aiming it at people.
Cue 30 minutes passing. The Tavern was a wreck. Nicolas was laughing as he got out some cleaning supplies. “Okay, peoples!” he called out. “Let’s get started! We had our cake, and threw it too. Now we gotta clean it up!”
I groaned and got up, pulling Sam with me. He immediately wrapped his arms around my neck in one of the nicest hugs I think I have ever gotten.
“Thank you” he whispered in my ear.
“For what?” I asked back.
“I never thought I would be this happy again.” He replied, letting me go.
I grinned, when I got a nasty shock. “Mom!” I shouted out.
“Holy crap, Ema that was… erm… schizophrenic.” Sam replied awkwardly.
“No, Sam.” I replied. “Your folks died, Mic’s almost died, and that just leaves me!”
Sam gasped, sinking back to the ground. “Sorry, but where do your parents live again?”
“Wyoming.” I replied, not at all offended.
Sam swore out loud and said “I saw our ninja when he got away. He broke into that RV Park across the street from where we were and stole an RV. I remember because he took a fence with him.” He sighed. “If there wasn’t so much danger involved, I would laugh.”
I smiled and asked “Do you think that some of the officers caught him?”
As if on cue, Buffy walked up and told us “Speaking of which, I got a call from an officer. Our ninja got away, heading east on I-84. Towards said Wyoming?”
“No!” I yelled aloud. “Sam, we gotta go after them!”
A protest started to form on his lips but he closed his mouth and nodded. “But how?” he added. “He could be so far away.”
“I don’t care,” I pleaded. “Please….” I started crying with no intention of manipulating him.
Great. Now tears were starting to come to Sam’s eyes. I felt worse and decide to buck up and squeeze his hand tightly. “We could always get our own RV and see if we can catch them,” I suggested.
Sam looked up at me. We’re about level with each other. “I do like an adventure,” he grinned. “That sounds like a good
idea. I think I got some leftover gas cards from my college, want to go?” He looked deeply into my eyes, so deep I nearly turned away from major embarrassment. “You, me, all them other people, voila! We hit the road and save your folks.”
Buffy called out “Count me in.”
Kim said “Ooh, Wyoming! Always wanted to go there!”
“And you miss.” Sam turned to Dania. “You are not going anywhere without me.” Dania nodded and added “I wouldn’t have it any other way.”
"And you Mic?" Sam asked.
"I'd like to," Mic began, "but I think I'd better go to Italy instead."
“The furk?” I said. “Italy? Alone?”
“Hey, I can do a lot alone. I’m 15, remember?” Mic replied. “Not incompetent. I think I ought to interrogate the Italian police and our friend Elia. The sooner the better, you know?" He paused briefly, then continued, "Usually I know not what the laws are for minors travelling alone, so maybe you could play some cool police move to let me go alone."
“What’ll your parents think?” Sam asked.
“Well, let’s just say I’m restarting my internship with the POPOs.” Mic answered, as if he had thought this out already.
Sam nodded and said “Well, by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and…wait, wrong pronouncement. I now bestow upon you the title of 'overseas ambassador'. Best of luck to you.”
Mic laughed out loud (not that there is another way to laugh) and gave a thumbs-up.
“So it’s settled.” Sam grinned. “Right now, we go to the RV store. We follow their trail. We stop them before they get to Lander. Don’t worry, Ema.” He turned to me. “Yah be my witness, I will do everything in my power to save your folks.”
I turned away from his gaze upon the word, “folks.” Trying to smile, I put in “Well, let’s go.”
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Narration of Sam EastmanWell, don’t trust Ema on that last statement. We didn’t just pack up and go right away. There were things to do.
First of all, we got Mic’s papers together, and more importantly, Mic’s parents' permission. Although they were extremely apprehensive, they agreed; after all, there were lives at stake. I still can’t help but admire their selflessness.
Over the next few days, we started following the assumed path of our ninja friend. According to police reports and with the assistance of our good friends at Niklaw’s Tavern, Nick, Suki and Alex, we were able to drive through the Columbia Gorge, across the Walla-Walla plains, the spectacular Clearwater Valley in Idaho, through the Montana mountains until we approached the small town of…not Lander, at least not yet.
We had just passed the town of Columbus, Montana, when I yawned as I drove the giant RV down I-90. “So, anyway, how is your relationship with your mom and dad?”
Ema sighed and turned away. Immediately I knew I said something wrong.
“What? Did I say something that offended you?” I asked.
“No, no.” She replied, and before I could press it further, she diverted, “Look, a rest stop. It seems so familiar to me. Anyways, pushing that thought aside. We need to stay here for the night so that way you don’t sleep on the wheel and kill us all.”
I raised my eyebrows. “Well, you seem more morbid than usual.”
She responded with “I’m growing up, finally.”
“Don’t,” was my response. “I still like you the way you are.”
All she could do was turn away with a hidden smile.
We pulled over, everyone else soundly sleeping. I went to dump the septic and Ema went to the bathroom - at the rest station, thank god. I plugged my nose and started connecting a hose to the porta-potty. Hey, better than throwing it on the ground.
Suddenly, Ema ran out. “Sam!” she cried out with glee. “I just realized that this was my favorite place when I was a kid.” She was dancing around happily.
I nodded happily and added “A rest stop?”
“No, silly. There’s a small state forest next to it. Across the little walking bridge. There’s a field of sunflowers there. I got to show you!”
“Ema, girl,” I started. “First off, it’s midnight. Second off, I gotta finish the septic.”
“Seriously?” she scoffed. “You’d rather be messing with human crap than trek into a field of sunflowers?”
I got to admit, she had a valid point. “Come on!” she giddily beckoned me as she grabbed my arm. And so we walked across the bridge to this famous field.
Life is perfect.
Chapter 6 – MICThat Sam character narrates.OK, I have nothing against sunflowers, but they're hard as heck to see at midnight. Ema, of course, appeared to have no problem, often commenting on some of the colors and shapes of the sunflowers as she dragged me along. I will never understand how women do that.
Anyway, so here she is, dragging me through the sunflower field, talking about the sunflowers and her childhood and how much she loved this place and so on and so forth, while all I could focus on is trying desperately to see where she was and what sunflowers she might possibly be talking about. I concede that there was a full moon and not a cloud in the sky, so I should've been able to see something, but I guess the smell of the septic must've gotten to my head.
Where was I? Oh yes, she was dragging me through the sunflower…wait, I said this already. Got to focus here. This part of the story is a little awkward to write about, you see. Just give me a few moments and I'll get it.
All right. So we walk through this sunflower field for about five minutes until it eventually occurs to me that I have no idea where Ema is and that her voice has gradually faded almost into a whisper. I tried to direct myself towards the traces of Ema's voice, only to successfully trip over some obstruction that I naturally couldn't see and fall face first into the dirt. Ouch. I slowly stood up, rubbing my clothing frantically trying to wipe off the dirt that I couldn't see. For that one moment, I was glad that I had lost Ema so that she wouldn't see that, because it was pretty embarrassing. After that, I realized that I had totally lost both my sense of direction and Ema's voice. I had no idea how to get back to the rest stop. Great, I thought. Of all of the places to get lost, it's in a sunflower field by a rest stop on a highway. I'm a police officer, for Yah's sake. This is just downright embarrassing.
Lacking any other ideas, I started frantically calling out, "Ema! Ema! Where are you?" No response. Surely she should've noticed that I wasn't with her and she would be coming back for me, right? I tried again. "Ema! Can you hear me?" Still no reply. Now I was starting to get a little afraid. Now what? She couldn't hear me, and if she couldn't find me, then I might be stuck here for a long while, and if I try to find the rest stop I'll probably go in the complete wrong direction and walk off a cliff and plummet to my death. And on top of it all, in the time that we're wasting, Ema's parents might be in serious trouble…
Suddenly, a tremendous force slammed into my back and I fell to the ground face first again. As I stood up to try to figure out what had hit me, somebody started laughing hysterically.
"Oh man, Sam," said the person, "if you could've seen the look on your face."
I turned around, and there in front of me was Ema, laughing so hard she was probably crying, but naturally I couldn't see her face so I had no idea if she was in fact crying. "Oh, I will kill you for that," I threatened, though I was only kidding. Still, I was pretty annoyed.
It was at this point that I had the marvelous idea of taking out my cell phone to use it as a light. Now I could actually see which was great. Ema was still smiling, and she was right, the sunflowers were beautiful. Which is the perfect cue for:
"They're beautiful, aren't they?" said Ema.
"You weren't kidding," I said, moving around my cell phone to examine small groups of flowers. They were brilliant shades; mixes of reds, yellows, and oranges in streaky lines and waves and whatnot. It was really quite something. Eventually we both sat down as I continued to examine the nearby flowers.
"I used to play in this field every time my parents took me on a trip. We would always stop here and we would run out in here and play and roll around in the flowers…well, before…." Ema trailed off.
"Before what?" I asked gently.
"Oh, nothing," Ema said, turning away.
"Come on, tell me. It might make you feel better."
Ema looked back at me, somewhat apprehensively, before sighing and beginning, "We used to be really close, my parents and me. We used to do so many fun things together. It was like that till I was eight. One day, my dad lost his job. He really loved that job and it was good money, but the company was suffering losses and needed to cut back. He went home that night, and got really drunk. My dad like to drink a scotch every now and again when he wasn't working the next day, but he never did anything like this before. Then, he got into a fight with my mother, and eventually he threw a flower vase at her head just as I walked into the room. She slumped to the ground, her face covered in blood. She was unconscious. I begged and pleaded for my father to get her help, but he was too drunk to care. I had to call 911 to get her help, and it was in the nick of time, because she might have sustained serious mental injury from blood loss."
I'm not very emotional, but this was a little sad. Actually, I thought I was gonna cry. Ema started to choke up but continued, "The police asked me how it happened. I could've told them it was my father, but he would've been arrested, and I couldn't have lived with that guilt, so I said that she tripped and slammed her head into the vase. But after that, I never spoke to my father again. Worse still, my mother sort of withdrew into herself, and she rarely talked to anyone. And so our family fell apart, because my father…got…got fired from his job one sunny afternoon." Ema burst into sobs, and her being the team cheerleader, this was a little depressing.
"Hey," I said, grabbing hold of one of her hands. "It's all right. You did the right thing, you know?"
"I know," she said through sobs, "but, it's just so sad…I didn't have a family during middle school or high school, and…and I…I just have always felt so lonely. That…that’s why I moved to Portland. I always act like I never knew why I came out here, but one day I told my mom I had found a college and she told me to go for it, as if…as if she didn’t really care. That’s when I knew it was time to go."
I pulled out a handkerchief (yes, I carry handkerchiefs with me; I'm old-fashioned and proud of it) and handed it to Ema. "Here," I said. I paused as Ema wiped the tears off her face. "But we're all here for you Ema," I continued. "Buffy, Mic, Nick and Suki, me, even Kim. You know they'll - well, I guess I shouldn't speak for them, though I imagine that they would say the same - but you know I'll always be there for you."
Ema looked me in the eyes (my god, those eyes of hers) and gave a weak smile between her fading sobs and also squeezed my hand. "I know, Sam, I know. It's just hard for me sometimes." We drew a bit closer, and I grabbed Ema's other hand.
"So you're all right? You're not gonna go commit suicide because I brought this up or anything?"
She laughed, to my delight, and we drew a little closer, though I don't think either of us noticed it at the time. "Nah, it's good to tell other people about it. Makes me feel like people care about me and my problems." And a little closer we drew. Our faces were less than a foot from each other now, and my heart was beginning to race a bit, if by a bit you mean, “Oh-my-god-my-heart-is-going-to-jump-out-of-my-body!”
"Good," I said, a bit awkwardly. "I'm glad."
She smiled again a bit. "Thank you Sam," she said, as we drew even closer. I put my hand through her hair.
"You’re welcome," I said, as we crossed the line. That godforsaken line that always put that awkward barrier between us for nearly a year.
At long last our lips touched…
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Oh hai thare. It's me, Mic. I hate to interrupt our little lovebirds here, but - who the heck am I kidding? I'm thrilled to interrupt! Fortunately, they don't know I've added this in, so I think I'm safe. I just wanted to say a few things. First of all, what a hypocrite! I know I said this before, but if I dare hold somebody's hand, I get beat up for it, but it's no problem if Sam does it. Second, I'm glad they finally got to this point. I mean, they'd been eyeing each other for who knows how long now, and quite frankly, it had been getting boring waiting around for something to happen. Thirdly, I seriously regret going to Italy. I so would've liked to be on the RV, and when Sam and Ema ran off to do their little romance thing, it would have made my life complete if I could've snuck up on them and caught them kissing and totally embarrassed them. But anyway, sorry about the interruption.
Oh, by the way, because I'm cruel like that, I'm going to spoil it for you. They don't kiss. Sorry to strip you of those warm, fuzzy feelings running up and down your spine, but hey, life sucks. Now, back to the show…
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Just as our lips touched, Ema pulled away from me. "What's wrong?" I asked, somewhat aggravated. I had been that close, but she had to pull away. Immediately I started searching for all of my possible character flaws.
"Listen," she said.
I listened for a few seconds, but didn't hear anything. My god, was I being punk’d? "You-" but just as I began to talk, I heard it. The RV's engine was running.
"Who would've turned that on?" asked Ema. "Buffy and Kim know we're staying for the night, and I can't imagine why they would turn the engine on."
Then, I heard screeching as the RV presumably pulled out of the rest stop, in a hurry it would seem. "Oh crap, they're leaving without us!" I cried. "Come on!" I grabbed Ema's hand and, guided by my cell phone, we both started running back to the rest stop. I was really quite impressed by our speed, or maybe we just hadn't gone as far as I thought. Either way, in a matter of seconds we were back in the parking lot, watching the RV pull out onto the highway, the septic hose trailing along the road. "They didn't even have the courtesy to turn off the hose," I said, noticing the waste strewn all about the parking lot. Our waste. Food we had previously eaten. All over the parking lot. Am I stressing this enough?
"Oh my god! Ew!" cried Ema, plugging her nose. I followed suit.
"Well this is just great," I said. "They wouldn't have possibly left without us, would they? Not like that?"
"No, definitely not," Ema agreed.
"Something's definitely wrong."
"No kidding, Sherlock."
"Try calling them?"
"And alert a potential enemy to our presence? They may think they've gotten away clean, unsuspected."
"True. Pursue them?"
"With what? They've taken away our method of transportation."
"Call the POPO and ask for a car?"
"They'll take forever to get here!"
"The local police station?"
"We're wasting time! They're getting away!"
I paused. "Take one of these cars?"
Ema thought about it. "Well, I'm sorry for the owner, but we have no choice." She examined the selection. "Take your pick."
I looked, and as soon as I saw it, knew exactly what I wanted. "The Ferrari," I said, pointing to a sleek red Ferrari parked nearby.
"Tsk-tsk," said Ema. "Everybody knows not to park your Ferrari where the police might take it." She grinned almost devilishly. “Far from under the radar, but this is me not giving a crap.”
We approached the car and knocked on the driver's window. A man dressed in a business suit was sleeping in the driver's seat.
"Police," I said, holding my badge to the window. The man, who appeared to be very scared, opened up the door and stepped out. Before he could say anything, I said, "We need to take this car to pursue a dangerous criminal. I promise we will make this up to you later." And the man, completely speechless, could only watch as I stepped into the driver's seat and turned on the car, the keys having been left in the ignition. "Let's go Ema!" I said as she got into the passenger seat. As soon as she slammed the door, I slammed the gas with the car in reverse and we screeched backwards. I then stopped, pushed the gear into drive, turned to Ema and said, "Ready?"
She grinned and said, "You bet." God, she was awesome.
And with that, I slammed on the gas again and we flew out of the rest stop.
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Meanwhile, in Italy…I hate long distance flights. The jets are as big as your mama in all of those jokes, and as such they're nosier than Aerosmith, Bad Company, Black Sabbath, Metallica, and Jeff Beck combined. What's it all mean? Well, I can't fall asleep, and flying from Portland to LA, then from LA all the way out to Rome, then from Rome to Venice really wears you out. I was really looking forward to the hotel later, but because it was the daylight hours in Italy despite flying out late at night in America, I needed to start my interrogations now. They'd better have good coffee in Italy.
I was in one of the famed Venetian boats with two Venetian police officers. I must admit, the city was quite a spectacle. I'm not one to think highly of such things, because honestly, I usually could care less. I must've been tired. Shrugging off the urge to sleep, I employed my knowledge from that wonderful program which they advertise terribly on TV called Rosetta Stone to speak to them in perfect Italian.
"Puoi portarmi a cui i genitori di Sam scomparso?" I asked.
"Assolutamente," responded one of the officers, a good-looking man in his twenties.
Oh wait, don't read Italian? Pity…
"Can you take me to where Sam's parents disappeared?" I asked.
"Absolutely," responded one of the officers, a good-looking man in his twenties.
"Thank you," I said in Italian. I then went back to admiring the city. So clean. Unlike Portland, or at least the part of Portland where I lived my whole life. The place is disgusting and completely run by gangs. They killed my older brother, you know. Tried to mug him, but brave as he was, he resisted. Bang, bang, bang! Three times they shot him, all through the head. That's proof that bravery is stupid, folks. You want to be brave and look good, join a TV show. Anyway, the bas…wait, Sam will not be pleased with the language…the rascals got away with it too. Not enough evidence, they said. It's the reason I wanted to join the police in the first place. I want to take down those gangs. A sort of revenge, if you will. Only, legal revenge.
"Here," said the second police officer, who was rowing. He was a short, fat man with a picture-perfect Italian mustache. He pulled into a little parking lot of a sort for boats. Only in Venice, I thought in wonder. We all stepped out and the policemen showed me the crime scene, which looked perfectly normal.
"This is where the spectators said the parents were assaulted," the handsome one began. "When the police arrived, they were already gone. We gathered what information we could from spectators. None of them could tell us what the assaulter looked like. It all happened rather fast, they told us."
"What about Dania?"
"Eh?"
"Dania, the girl."
"Oh! She was not there when we arrived. The woman Elia had taken her. She came to us later that day and said that she had seen the assault and had taken the girl with her to clean up her injuries and calm her down. She was in a bad state, Elia said. She told us that she had sent the girl home to her brother because she was in a state of shock and she felt that the girl needed to be back with her family."
I nodded. The story sounded a little fishy, though. I suspected that either the police or Elia were lying, and I was determined to find out. "Take me to the police station," I said.
Thirty minutes later, I was sitting with the Police Chief talking about what had happened, and he appeared to know as much as I did. He appeared to be somewhat elusive on several of the bizarre points of the case. For example:
"And you're sure nobody saw the assaulter?"
"Well, we couldn't really get anything out of the onlookers."
All right. Dude, you are the police, and you're not as strictly regulated as we Americans are. Of course you could get something out of them. I wasn't going to fight though, not now when I didn't know all of the facts. I was able to confirm that there was only one assaulter and that the bodies hadn't been found. That was about all, and it didn't leave me with much information, only the suspicion that the Venetian police knew more than they were telling. I ultimately concluded that I might be able to come to some conclusions if I talked to Elia, and requested that I be taken to her residence.
"Of course," said the chief. And so back I went to another boat, which would take me onward to the beginning of the harrowing parts of my journey. But that's for another chapter.
God, I just love ruining your excitement.
Chapter 7 - MICDania narrates.Ooh, yay! I finally get a chance to narrate! This is almost the best thing that's ever happened to me! Well, not really. You probably think I'm getting a little overexcited, and want to yell at me and shout, "You're doing it wrong!" and be mean to me, but fortunately I don't care too much.
So, that being said, I woke up to find the RV moving at fairly high speeds. I stretched out my arms, sat up, and looked out the window. It was still pretty dark out. Odd, I thought. Didn't Ema say that we were staying at the rest stop for the night? I decided to find out what was going on. I put on a pair of pink, American Eagle slippers that I got two years ago. They are the most comfortable slippers ever! I wear them all the time. To school? Best thing to wear. Going swimming? Not a problem, they'll dry. Skiing? Pssht, I fall every time I stand up on those things anyway, so it really doesn't matter if I wear my slippers. But that's a tangent. You know, a tangent squared equals…nevermind.
So I got on those slippers and then walked up to the front. The living area of the RV is separated from the driving area by a door, which I proceeded to try to open. I failed. But perseverance, Dania! I said this to myself as I concluded that the door must be locked on the other side. I proceeded to knock. "Sam, Ema? You there?" There was no response. I banged louder. "Sam, Ema! Open up!" Still no response, though I swear I heard a quiet, morbid chuckle. All right, time for some girl kick-butt action! I immediately proceeded to try to kick the door down with my American Eagle slippers on, and, well, instead of breaking the door down, I felt like I had broken all of my toes. This in turn woke up Buffy and Kim.
"Dania!" cried Buffy. "What are you doing? We're trying to sleep here!"
"We're moving, Buffy!" I said. "We're not supposed to be moving till morning! And I can't get to the front, and Sam and Ema aren't responding!"
"Oh, I guess you're justified then," replied Buffy, who was rubbing her eyes. "Now then," she continued, putting on her prosthetic. "Let's see what's going on." She then hobbled over to the door, followed by Kim. "Hey, Sam, Ema, open up!" she said while knocking on the door. No response.
"Maybe we've slept for several decades and Sam and Ema have grown old and deaf," Kim suggested. "Like Rip van Winkle?"
"Quite possibly," said Buffy, "though I'm inclined to think not. Didja try kicking the door down?"
"That's what woke you up," said Dania.
"Oh," said Buffy, pulling out a semi-automatic handgun. "Sam and Ema, I don't care if you're making out in there. You got three seconds to open this door, or else I'll shoot it down. One…" - I drew in my breath - "Two…" - Kim drew in her breath - "Two and a half…"
"Oh come on!" I said. "Two and a half is what third graders say. Just blast the door down already! They're clearly not opening it!"
"She's got a point," Kim volunteered, which I'm sure Buffy found most useful.
"All right. Better get your heads out of the way, suckers!" cried Buffy as she started riddling the door with bullet holes. I couldn't help but conclude that she would've made a way better Rambo than Stallone. Anyway, after nearly a minute of non-stop firing, the gun was empty and Buff lowered it. She then moved forward to examine the damage.
"Crud!" she cried. "The bullets aren't penetrating the door. Which means somebody has added something to the other side of it, and I'll bet everything I got that that somebody isn't Sam or Ema."
"So what's the plan?" I asked.
"Well…unfortunately, we're in a bit of a fix," said Buffy, as she sat down on her cot like thing to mull it over.
Meanwhile, all Kim could think to do was stare out the small windows and watch other cars as they passed. After about half a minute, she commented, "Ooh, nice Ferrari."
I, who was not actually here for my brains or experience, decided that I had nothing better to do than join her. "Wow! That is a nice Ferrar-" but suddenly I stopped. I leaned closer to the window. "Wait a second…is that Ema frantically waving at us?"
This prompted Buffy to come over, and together the three of us looked at the Ferrari. "Yep, that's Ema all right," Kim said.
"And I think that's Sam in the driver seat," said Buffy. She then went back to her cot and pulled out a bag, from which she removed another round of bullets, and loaded them up.
"What I want to know is how they got their hands on that beauty!" I said, still admiring the Ferrari. "That and if you've ever seen the rain." Sadly, I appeared to be the only one present who listened to Credence Clearwater Revival.
"What I want to know is if this will glass break upon being hit with the force of a bullet," Buffy said, standing back up and firing at the window. It shattered instantly, and the cold immediately descended upon us.
"Thanks for giving us a warning!" Kim yelled, trying to make herself heard over the wind rushing by us. "I'm in a T-shirt for goodness' sake!"
"Kim, if you're gonna be a police officer, you gotta toughen up a little," cried Buffy. "I mean, I'm doing this all on one leg. Be happy you've got two." Meanwhile, Ema rolled down the window of the Ferrari. "Buffy!"
"Ema! Is that thing a convertible?"
Ema turned to check. "Um, I think so."
"Open it! We're gonna try and jump in!"
"Whoa whoa," I said. "Speak for yourself."
"It's not that bad. Worse that could happen is you miss and break all of the bones in your body."
"Oh gee, thanks."
"It's either that or be stuck in here with some unidentified person going to some unidentified place," said Kim. "And, we're leaving, so you'd be alone."
"You've got a point," I said. "But there's another problem. There's no way we're fitting through this window."
"True…very true…"
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We now cross an ocean and a few substantial land masses to check on the situation in Italy.Elia didn't live in Venice proper. She lived in the country just outside of Venice, and as such I could not ride the boat all the way there, which I found tremendously upsetting. Nevertheless, at least I took some comfort in riding in an Italian police car to her home, which was off of a dirt road, down in a little valley situated by a creek. It was a very picturesque home; a log cabin with a very rustic feel (duh), but it was my type of home. When I'm rich and famous and all that (sales on the group's first book have been somewhat disappointing), I'm moving into something like that. I know, I know, I'm shopping for a home that I can't even afford yet, not to mention I'll be too lazy to maintain it, and I'm only fourteen, but hey, even I can have my moments.
The police kindly dropped me off at the top of a somewhat lengthy and winding driveway which was made up of tire marks through grass. Elia had, of all things, a very old Ford truck as her primary method of transportation, which I found pretty amusing. Anyway, I walked down the driveway to Elia's front door and knocked.
After a few seconds, a fairly elderly woman answered the door. "Hello?" she said in Italian.
"Are you Elia?" I asked.
"Yes," she said. "Who are you?"
"My name is Mic Davis," I began. "I'm from the United States, and am working on the case of Dania's parents."
"Who?"
"Dania, the girl who's parents got killed in the city."
"Oh, yes, I remember."
"I need to ask you a few questions. Is that all right?"
"Yes, of course. Come in."
Now, I must compliment myself on having that conversation in perfect Italian. I should just drop English all together. It would annoy the heck out of Sam and Ema and Buffy and Kim…speaking of which, as I entered Elia's house, I wondered how they were doing.
"Sit," said Elia, offering me a chair at a wooden table. Like I said, a rustic feel. I thanked her and sat down, and she sat in the chair opposite me.
"So, you found Dania in the city. What were you in the city for?"
"I had gone to get some groceries when I stumbled upon the scene."
"What was going on? Were her parents there? The police?"
"There was a small crowd there listening to the girl scream things in English, but nobody understood that she needed help. I knew a little English though, so I took her with me here and cleaned her up a bit. Her parents were gone and the police weren't there yet."
"She was badly injured as I understand it. Why didn't you take her to a hospital? And she travelled home in the same clothes, which as I understand it were torn up and bloodied. Why didn't you supply her with new ones?"
"I asked her if she needed to go to the hospital, but she said she was all right. And, having no clothes that would fit her, I would have had to shop for them, but that would've taken some time and I wanted to get her home as soon as possible. She was very shocked, you know. She may not have been very comfortable in the home of stranger." Elia chuckled a bit. "She was very sweet though. She thanked me for her kindness. It's really so sad when things like that happen."
"Why did you take Dania with you in the first place? Shouldn't you have waited for the police?"
"She was very distraught. I felt bad leaving her alone there, surrounding by a crowd of people she didn't know." She paused, then changed the subject, "Would you like some tea? I make a very good tea."
"Thanks, I would like that," I replied. As she got up and went to her kitchen, I processed her responses. Well, I thought, her story was passable, but weak. There is something that neither the police nor Elia were telling me, and I was going to find out what it was. I went through the entire story in my head, looking for a hole, but was struggling to come up with something. Now was when I wished for Sam and Ema most.
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Speaking of Sam and Ema…the latter narrates again.So here we are, in this sweet Ferrari on a rescue mission, and I can't figure out which button to press to open the roof! "Hang on Buffy," I called, as I hit a button. Suddenly, the Ferrari slowed down substantially and the RV zoomed ahead.
"What do you think you're doing, Ema?" Sam cried in a voice of absolute shock.
"I was trying to open the roof!"
"Wow, Ema, that's just a fail. You switched me into manual and let the RV get away. Great. The button's right here, you id…" but at that moment, Sam looked me in the eyes, and then sort of fell silent. After five seconds, I think he realized what he was doing, turned that Embarrassment Red color again, then switched back to automatic and opened the roof. "All right, let's catch those _______." The word that goes in the blank starts with a "b" and ends with "ards". You can figure out the rest. And with that, we zoomed forward, passing cars left and right pushing 125 miles per hour. Gotta love the Ferrari. Soon, the RV was back in sight. Somehow, Buffy, Kim, and Dania had managed to take off a substantial part of the side of the RV so they could now actually jump out.
"We're coming guys!" I shouted, just as a shower of bullets pelted the side of the Ferrari. "Whoa!" I cried, ducking my head.
"The ba - erm, I mean - rascal!" said Sam. "The driver's firing at us."
"No really?" I replied sarcastically.
"Whatever. Get down under the glove compartment."
"You crazy?" I cried. "I'm not going to just sit here and do nothing and watch your head get blown off. We're a team, remember?"
"Fine. Try and take a few shots at the driver. Just to cover me. Don't go for the kill till Buffy, Kim, and Dania are safely in the Ferrari."
"All right," I said, ducking under the side of the door and only holding the top of my head, my hands, and my gun on top of it so I could see the driver, hold the gun, and shoot it. I took a few shots, and successfully hit the door mirror. "Ha ha!" I cried. "Now he can't see behind him."
"Nice shooting, deductress," Sam said as he pulled alongside the RV. I blushed, but fortunately was not looking at him.
At this point, we were close enough for Buffy, Kim, and Dania to jump. I quickly waved a hand beckoning them to jump. "Geronimo!" cried Buffy as she landed in the back of the Ferrari, narrowly avoiding being hit by a handful of bullets, one of which proceeded to shatter the windshield of a car behind us and send it spinning off the side of the highway. Next came Kim. For a newbie, she did quite well, jumping with ease and also avoiding bullets, and sticking out her tongue at our enemy. It was a nice touch; too bad he couldn't see it.
And then there was Dania. She stood there, teetering on the edge of the hole in the side of the RV, but couldn't jump. "Come on Dania!" I cried. At that moment, a few bullets hit the windshield of the Ferrari, shattering the glass which then proceeded to fall all over the dashboard, off of the front of the car, and, in the case of two shards, into Sam's right hand. He swore, then yelled, "Somebody take over the wheel!"
"I can't drive," said Kim.
"I can't drive in this thing with the prosthetic," said Buffy.
That only left me. "Quick," I said, "take my gun." We then proceeded to very awkwardly climb over each other to switch seats. Buffy couldn't hold in her laughter, even in this situation. We both turned fairly red as we repositioned ourselves; Sam shooting and removing the glass shards, me driving.
Sam fired a few more shots at the driver of the RV before saying, "Dania, don't worry. I'm not gonna let anything happen to you." She gave him a fearful look, then at long last jumped, losing her slippers in the process. Bullets whizzed by all around her, but once again, we got lucky, and she landed in the back seat (oh, probably ought to mention that this is a four-seater) with no harm done.
Well, almost no harm.
"Oh crud! I lost my slippers! I practically grew up with those things!"
Sam looked at his sister incredulously. "You could've died just now, and the only thing you can think of is your slippers?"
"It's a girl thing, Sam," I said, not taking my eyes off the road. Buffy and Kim nodded in agreement.
"Girls," was all Sam said before taking another shot at the driver of the RV, who appeared to be dressed like a ninja. It nearly hit him, too. But then the ninja fired a shot at us and nearly took my head off.
"Sam!" I said, panicking. The car swerved into two other lanes and brushed the side of the RV once or twice before steadying. I breathed deeply. "That was too close!"
"Well," Sam said. "I can't get him at this angle, and if we move further up he'll have a better shot at us." Buffy and Kim, meanwhile, were now taking a few shots at the ninja themselves. One of Kim's shots went through the open door window and shattered the RV's windshield from the inside.
"Nice shot girl!" said Buffy proudly.
"Thanks," Kim said, blushing slightly.
"Hang on," said Sam. "I've got an idea. As soon as I give the word, get as far away from the RV as you can."
"Why?" I asked, not so sure about this idea.
"Just trust me." He then leaned over the door and fired at the two wheels in range. Both were direct hits, and the tires instantly began to shred. "Go go go!" he cried as I swerved to the lane furthest to the left, the RV being in the far right lane. The ninja took a few parting shots at us, but it was too late. The tires shredded completely and the RV spun out, careening over a rail and down into a ravine.
"Holy crap," said Dania. "That was impressive."
"Pull over," Sam told me. "Let's see what state our ninja is in." I shifted back to the far right lane and then braked to a complete stop. We all immediately exited the Ferrari, which, I have to say, was pretty beat up. There were bullet holes down the entire right side and hood of the car and the windshield was shattered. I momentarily felt bad for the owner.
That was before I saw the RV.
It was wedged in between the two slopes of ravine about a foot above a little stream. The sides were completely wrecked, and the front had taken some serious damage too. "Let's go down and take a closer look," I said, as Kim and Sam followed behind me, completely awestruck. Buffy's prosthetic leg wouldn't have taken too kindly to the ravine, and Dania was shoeless, so neither came with us. The ravine was steep, rocky, and slippery, so we had to go slow, but after about three or four minutes we reached the RV. I've never seen anything as totaled as that RV was. Man, it was a wreck. I can't even describe it. Just imagine the most completely totaled RV you can think of, and that's probably about what this looked like.
Kim walked past me and went to the driver's door. She tried to open it, but accidentally took the whole door off. Yeah, that's how bad it was. There, slumped in the driver's seat, was our ninja. Kim checked his pulse and breathing, then pronounced him dead. She then removed the mask.
"Hmm, this guy mean anything to you?" she asked as Sam and I reached her.
"Oh…my…God…" I said.
There, sitting in the driver's seat, was Rick Stevens, dead as a stone.
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Tea time in ItalyI continued to ponder Elia's story for a few minutes while she made the tea. They're both not telling me something, which means they are both working together in someway, but for what purpose? As I was piecing together the puzzle, I heard Elia's footsteps approaching. I turned around in my seat to face her, but she wasn't holding tea.
She was holding a gun.
Oh dang.
Elia then began, in perfect English, "You will come with me. Resist, and I will kill you."
"So you're not Italian, are you?" I said, partially testing her, partially trying to kill time, partially trying to get some good info. She didn't respond, so I continued, "So that increases the odds you're in the same league as Rick Stevens."
"Enough!" she said. "Go out the door, now!"
Hmm…tough choice. Should I stay or should I go? Great song by The Clash…you should listen to it if you ever get a chance. Anyway, I figured that my fate would probably be the same anyway, so being the slightly arrogant and bold person that I am, I ultimately decided to stay.
"I'm sorry, Elia, but I haven't finished questioning you yet."
"This conversation is over! Outside, now!"
"You're just gonna have to make me shut up then. Come on, pull the trigger!"
I watched her facial expression with one eye and her finger on the trigger with the other, waiting for the right moment…when suddenly I grabbed the wooden chair and held it in front of me as a shield, and fortunately I timed it right. She fired and hit the chair, saving me. I then dived out of her range and quickly pulled out my gun. The only problem was, I really didn't know if I could shoot a woman. Hard to believe I'm actually somewhat considerate, I know, but I am on occasion. This was one of them. I just stood around a corner, waiting for her to make the next move. Gradually I heard footsteps approaching. I realized I only had one shot. The footsteps, which were rather infrequent, slowly got louder and louder. Just as she turned the corner, I slammed her head with my gun, hopefully only knocking her out. But I wasn't going to stick around to find out. I instantly turned and ran out of the house as fast as my legs could carry me.
I started up the hill back to the dirt road, when I noticed that there were five police officers standing at the top, guns pointed at me. "It's all right!" I called. "It's only me!"
"You will come with us now," said one of the police officers in English.
I stopped dead in my tracks. That sounded eerily like what Elia had said, which meant that her and the Venetian police were working for the same people and probably had been involved with everything that's happened in Italy from the get-go.
More importantly, it meant that I had to run, since trying to take on five armed men with one gun would be suicide.
I immediately turned around and dashed back down the hill towards the creek. I had no idea where I was going, but I figured that the creek must lead somewhere, so I ran towards it. Bullets were missing me left and right. I couldn't believe my luck. I was actually outrunning bullets.
That's when one got me in the back of the foot.
I flipped forward and slammed to the ground. God dangit! I could feel the blood gushing out of the wound. It hurt like heck. The bullet was probably lodged on a nerve or something, because I was screaming in agony. I couldn't stand up, let alone walk. Desperate, I did the only thing I could think of left to do. I reached for my cell phone…