Kim and Kirby's Adventures in Cyberspace- The Spammer's War

[Kimonio]

Hey guys, it's me, Kimonio! Me and Kirby were talking on the chat and decided we would make a story together! So here it goes!

NOTE: The posts will be different sides of our story. Mine will be how I see it, and the other will be how Kirby sees it. That way you can see it through our eyes!

Here we go!



Prologue- The Fatal Att-Hack(attack)


It was January 21, 2010. 10:18 PM in East Texas. Runouw had just come on and banned James35. When this happened, Kimonio was amazed and began chatting with Kirby about the incident. It was at their last part of the post that Kimonio pressed ENTER, unaware that Kirby was also pressing ENTER at the same time.


Meanwhile, a cyber-company had created as spambot to destroy runouw.com. When the spambot entered the forums, he noticed that Kirby and Kimonio are online. Grinning from mechanical ear to mechanical ear, the spambot reaches out and presses DELETE on his arm controls, same time as Kimonio's and Kirby's replies!

The minute all three hit a button, all hell broke loose. Kim felt the computer tug at his spirit, and so did Kirby. The spambot, however, had part of his data sent into Earth, right into Kirby and Kimonio.

Kirby and Kim landed in cyberspace and were surprised to see each other. But then they saw the forums. A massive army was out in the distance, but the city needed to be warned!

Thousands of miles away, trapped in the internet, Kirby and Kimonio are in danger of being erased by their parents. Can they make their way through the internet and back home? Tune in and Find out!
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Aaaandddd.....Go Kirby! Your part!

[Canine]

I'm not good at story making, but I'll give this one a go!
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I was online with Kimonio and we had just finished talking about James35...

It was just then! As I finished typing me sentence and I click "Submit", it was that I was sucked into the big universe!....

Of the internet!

Of cousre, Kimonio was finished typing and tried to frickin' ninja me! But he was right beside me! It was late out and I was in my...

Black and red Sweater, Spongebob in Las Vegas T-Shirt, and black jeans. And Kimonio was in...his PJs?

Anyways, we greeted each other and...

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Now it's Kimonio's turn! Hopefully, he'll write more!

[Kimonio]

I glanced at Kirby, and took in what I saw. A male boy, roughly around the age of 12. Something that to me looked like a skater get-up.

Turning my head, I saw a wall blocking us

"Well, this is great", I say to Kirby,"I fricken firewall is blocking us..."

I notice Kirby's eyes widen. Apparently he isn't used to the way a Texan speaks when mildly frustrated. Shaking my head. I look up. The firewall isn't that high.....

I make a jump and place my foot against a brick. Since I am not good at climbing fences or walls, I slid off.....but not before getting scorched by the flames!

I flipped backwards and started running like an idiot, trying to put out the flames. My sleep-pants were taking the damage, so I take them off. Luckily, I had a pair of sleep-shorts underneath, so my dignity is kept.

Once the flames are put out, I take my glasses and inspect them....Why aren't they melted?....Then I feel a spark. Apparently, the electro-magnetic energy from around me has already found a way into my glasses.

I turn to Kirby."If we are in here......What exactly happened?"

[Canine]

Well, I was getting ticked off because I'm so stupid and I didn't know where we still were.
"Kim! Get you lazy corpse over here! We got company!"

That was right! We saw some spambots.
"Look!" Kim said " Spambots!"
"Shut up! They'll hear you!"
The spambots turned around and looked at us! "Good going...."

I walked up to a spammer and sacked him so hard nuts and bolts came out of his red eyes! I saw Kim and he...

[Kimonio]

I see the spambots approaching. Instantly, my instinct is to run like a moron...but no. I stand there like a more stupid moron.

"Bring it on, you piece of rusted crap!", I shout at one muscular one.

It bares it's fangs and withdraws a gun similar to one that fires lasers. Raising it so that it is aiming between my eyes, it begins to pull the trigger.

"Oh ♥♥♥♥!", I shout as a stream of red light shoots towards me, grazing my shirt. This isn't a dream. This is real life!

I begin running away, to the firewall. If I could get burned, and firewalls block viruses and spam....maybe......


....I can only pray that Kirby is still okay.

[Canine]

..Dangit! I was on the opposite side Kimonio was on! He's over there and I'm fighting stupid spambots by myself! I guess we should split up...

I walked and walked until I saw the Level Designer Portal! Hm..

I entered it and I saw pictures of famous levels there!! I hopped into the painting of 24murph's levels and saw more paintings! I entered the first level, Peach's Castle.........

It was normally sunny, all I can say is "I hope Kim's OK...."

[Kimonio]

I jump towards the firewall, hurdling over the flaming bricks. The spambots aren't so lucky, becoming melted metal.

"Hasta la Vista, trashcans!", I shout.

I jump down from the firewall and land on the electromagnetic surface. Off in the distance, I can see a group of Spambots attacking something...But what?

Then I see it.

My series.

My eyes widen."Hell no! They ain't going to tear up any of my levels while I am in the internet!"

I start to run towards them, and see my name logged in. HMF, Ridder, Sonicfan, and Kirby are online.

They are chatting, but I figure I can get their attention.

I jump up and grab the SUBMIT button. I am inside the chat!

I see Ridder's expression. It stares at me, and I see it mouth out "What the F is that?!"

His mouse moves towards Four's name so that he can report me, but I begin typing."

"Don't! Me and Kirby were warped into the site no thanks to a spambot! We need help!"

Another response with my name comes up, and I know that it is the spambot:

"Yea rite. U r not geting out wile I m hear, fuul."

I type back:

"Give me my account, or I swear that when I reach my computer, you and your little buddies are going for a ride...down the bin."

The spambot types one last thing before logging me out:

"U n ur humn frends wil di. Our cmpny hs alrdy prpred a bmb. N 2 days, u n al peepl wil di. Spmbts wil wn ovr al!"

Then the screen went black.

I have to warn Kirby!

[Canine]

While I'm still screwing around with the level designer, I am warped into Runouw's Forums!

I see that Ridder is telling hugemariofan to stop complaining! And suddenly I see Kimonio!
"Kim!!" I shout as I run over to choke him to death! " Why the heck did you leave me by myself?? I should..."

Just then...

[Kimonio]

My eyes bug out of my face."Firewall....heat....spambots...melted....bomb...chat.......no time...to waste!"

Kirby's hands loosen and I fall to the ground, catching my breath. But then I see something in front of me.

It is a rereg. A duplicate of HMF.....I freak out and begin to run.

This isn't a normal account! This is a coded one! A monster of the internet!

We are dead!

[MessengerOfDreams]

Good job! I love the back and forth action! Easy to follow, smooth, 8/10!