The A-SS- Spammer's War

[Ridder]

Greatest Ending Idea of ALL, also known as G.E.I.A (Clever wording of Gaia.):



















DRAMA SPACE.











Kemo is Kingpin, he's been planning all this the whole time, and he shoots all of us, and then he burns us in a pit, and he wins.
The End.




........Maybe?

[Kimonio]

Grounded. MAJA RIGHTER'S BLOK.

Chapters appear slowly.........well, until I get my privileges back in four more weeks. D:

Until then, trust in Brando's story!


~Kim

[MessengerOfDreams]

TRUST IN BRANDO?

YOU'LL BE BACK BEFORE THAT!

[Kimonio]

And so, MOY's prediction of Kim's return turned out to be true for once......

Still got Writer's Block. One of you is gonna have to joint with me. D:

[Zunar]

You mean join with you and help write the story? If so, I'll help!

[Kimonio]

It's big...........










It's bad.............












It's been anticipated...............













Many have died from the drama...................









And now................






































































































































Hello, my name is Drama.























































































Do you know my sister? Her name is Drama.











































































Please ignore Drimi.





































































































Is this torturing you? I hope so. : D


























































































































IT'S BEING PLANNED!!!




Ladies and gentlemen(although I haven't seen very many ladies. ) I have been planning the next chapter. It's been Writer's Block....all because of school.




But now I can promise you that it will be possible for this chapter! I've planned the next segment after the almost-planned chapter, so I should......write it down?


*someone throws a brick at my head*

*I duck*



.....I'll write it down. D:

[Kimonio]

Continuing where he had left off.......







Kim stared into the face of his assassin in fear."Who the hell are you?!"

The assassin pulled back his hood, revealing a teenage face.

Kim's eyes widened."...........I've heard of you.......are you-"

"Yes......Raymond. I am the Raymond who was sent to kill Runouw, but instead was destroyed by the Legendary Mod Weapons. However, I was revived for a cost....."

Kim raised an eyebrow.


"........To kill the half-blood......you."

Kim leapt to his feet, drawing a sword, which glowed pure white."So you really want to kill me? Then bring it, punk. I'll send your butt back to Zario in bytes!"

Raymond smirked and snapped his fingers. Kim's blade flew halfway across the room."We'll see who gets electrically-deformed first, my dear victim."

Kim touched the medallion that hung around his neck. He could feel the energy of stardust coursing through the gold etches that were carved into the jewelry.

Suddenly, time stopped. Raymond felt as if he was going blind....


......But really, Kim was changing.


For now......





.........Dimotri was summoned.



The age-old teenager stood before Raymond in place of Kim. He held out his hand, sending the blade back into his palm. The blade glowed brighter, sensing the warmth of its true master.

Raymond growled."So this is all you have? Another teenage wimp?!"

Dimotri glared at Raymond, who felt the fury of the gods tearing his heart apart."Fool........even you aren't strong. Try as you must, the coming shall be stalled. Your N00bian raids will cease to harm.......Zario's rage will diminish.....for you are nothing.....nothing but a wanna-be killer!"

Raymond screamed as the fury Dimotri had sent into him blew him into dust. All that remained was a small square.


A microchip.


DImotri's power faded back into the medallion, replacing Kim back into the world.

Kneeling down, Kim picked up the microchip. A logo on the bottom-left corner read "MegaZario Programming".

Kim grinned. As long as he had this, the A-SS had a chance at knowing what the spammers were going to do.


But what was this about Zario? Why was Raymond back? Why did Raymond call Kim a half-blood?.........Why?





Why?

[Kirby859]

...Fu*k YEAH epic. The epicness was, er, epic.

[Kimonio]

Now then..................someone had a good idea of Buff coming back to life, eh? Then PREPARE.


















Buff's story

Yeah, man. That's right. This here is my story, my crib, ya know? I'll tell it like it is, screw the truth. Listen closely, boys.




So I was stuck in the burning Tavern, ya know? Suddenly I hear MIC yell. I look over and see the cans of kerosene catching fire.

Now, I've been bartender for a long time. I've also retired from being a professional wrestler(The Buffed Bullet). So I knew what to do.

There was a trapdoor I had built in case of emergency. Taking advantage of it, I slipped into the tunnel, right at the explosion.

There wasn't an exit, so I was trapped.


......I still am trapped.














Got a cramp in my hand. Can't type good today. D:

[Sonicfan253]

I am going to help Kimonio finish this story. Sorry for the big bump!