Fight 1: Destroyer and I Are Sued: show
*walks in after the big fight to see that half of the tavern is still in pieces*
Ugh, dammit. The FBI has Destroyer and I screwed, and now I have to get away from him before he makes ME pay the bill. *readies 24-24 Opus Magnum and a bazooka*
Can anybody turn on the epic music? *Demonik hits the button on the Jukebox (), which is falling into pieces because of the fight*
I see you! (Make sure the music button was pressed to make things moar epic!) *fires bazooka*
Destroyer: DAMMIT! *Destroyer just nearly dodges the blow*
Me: Seems a certain ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ has outrun me! *charges another shot, exceeding maximum power* How do you like me now you ♥♥♥♥♥?!
Destroyer: Oh ♥♥♥♥...
In an instant, I'm directly in front of Destroyer, bazooka aimed right up to his head.
Me: Goodbye, ♥♥♥♥♥.
Destroyer: You wou- *I pull the trigger, and Destroyer is sent to the Runouw Hospital, while I suffer severe injuries because I was so close to the blast*
...And that's what happened the other day! *I fall to the ground drunk* *Master's story is moved to the General Artwork by Blab* *I wake up on the couch*
Destroyer: Finally up eh?
Me: WHUT?!?! I had you in the ♥♥♥♥ hospital sucking on frogs from your deadly bad injuries!
Destroyer: You got that right. *cleans off wine glass*
Ugh, dammit. The FBI has Destroyer and I screwed, and now I have to get away from him before he makes ME pay the bill. *readies 24-24 Opus Magnum and a bazooka*
Can anybody turn on the epic music? *Demonik hits the button on the Jukebox (), which is falling into pieces because of the fight*
I see you! (Make sure the music button was pressed to make things moar epic!) *fires bazooka*
Destroyer: DAMMIT! *Destroyer just nearly dodges the blow*
Me: Seems a certain ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ has outrun me! *charges another shot, exceeding maximum power* How do you like me now you ♥♥♥♥♥?!
Destroyer: Oh ♥♥♥♥...
In an instant, I'm directly in front of Destroyer, bazooka aimed right up to his head.
Me: Goodbye, ♥♥♥♥♥.
Destroyer: You wou- *I pull the trigger, and Destroyer is sent to the Runouw Hospital, while I suffer severe injuries because I was so close to the blast*
...And that's what happened the other day! *I fall to the ground drunk* *Master's story is moved to the General Artwork by Blab* *I wake up on the couch*
Destroyer: Finally up eh?
Me: WHUT?!?! I had you in the ♥♥♥♥ hospital sucking on frogs from your deadly bad injuries!
Destroyer: You got that right. *cleans off wine glass*
Fight 2: The Party: show
Can you find the easter egg?
It was a great day in Runouw City! It was sunny, with a 9001% chance of enjoyment. A paper flies to the ground, and I'm about to throw it away when I take a quick glance at it.
A party at Demonik's Tavern? AWES
ME!!!
All of a sudden, a troll deleted all the ♥♥♥♥ that was SUPPOSED to be before the party scene, and we skipped right to it.
Demonik's Tavern
Be sure you turned off all music beforehand!
I walk in and nobody is in the tavern yet. The TV is on, and the volume is at max. I turn the sound way down, but enough that I can still hear it.
(Turn on this music -> )
I snapped my fingers, and there goes a beer! I remember what the show is that's on; it was Stupid Mario Bros. Season 5. Getting comfy, I awaited just one damn person. All of a sudden, Shade leaves his office.
Me: Shade! Get over here!
Shade: ... *Shade walks over to a couch and passes out from exhaustion*
Me: Son of a ♥♥♥♥♥...
5 minutes later, I got bored. Another minute later, my boredom had gotten even worse. I eventually got so bored, I started with all the random ♥♥♥♥. You know where this is going!
Montage of crap I did to entertain myself:
Turn off other music and put this on:
A: Juggles beer bottles
B: Dances
C: Uses karaoke machine
D: Play's Brawl on the Wii
E: Watches TV.
F: Watches even more TV.
G: Get's drunk and falls asleep on the floor.
Turn off music now.
It's another hour before I wake up to loud music. The party has started!
Ah, the screams of joy, the breaking of the fine china, the ♥♥♥♥ in the toilet. It's the perfect party! I take a seat over by the bartender, who just so happened to be Alucard today. I'm about to ask for a beer, but I remember I'm already drunk. Next thing I know, Alucard is looking down upon me with a rifle pointing at MY face.
Me: Dude, why?
Alucard: Get out of this tavern. You haz no invite.
Me: Make me.
Those two words got Alucard steamed, and I end up running outside while being shot at. I'm outside, yet Al is still chasing me for whatever reason.
Then a troll deleted a bunch of useless text made by me.
Me: How'd we get all the way here in 2 seconds?
Alucard: Damn trolls. Always messing things up.
Me: Weren't you about to shoot me?
Alucard. Oh yeah... Thanks for the reminder!
Play music from battle #1
BOOM!!!
A series of gun fires nearly hits me, and Alucard is running like mad! I cannot transform into the awesome face, for I'm not injured too bad yet. I pull out my faic of death and graze Al's shoulderblab.
Alucard: Dammit you! *rips sword out of his pants.
Me: Uh, what the ♥♥♥♥ was that doing up your... nevermind.
The battle continues, and things get a little hectic. Alucard is beating the crap out of me, and I'm running like hell trying to get away. All of a sudden, I start to glow yellow. "Yes! It's happening!" Right there and then, I turn into awesomeface, because I'm so awesome the god of awesome drools over me.
In a scratchy voice, I yell cusses in a different language and give Al the finger.
Alucard is pissed off, I can tell, and this is how I'll get rid of him. In a series of zigzagged runs, in front of my face is Alucard. Seeing how pissed off he is, this is my chance. Anger distracts people, and the finger works! With one chop, Alucard is down!
Me: Go to hell!
Alucard: Son of a- *is shot by somebody other than me*
Me: What the fu- *is shot repeatedly* ck... *falls*
???: This is the police! Put your hands in the air!
Me: Why?
Policeman: Taht gun has no barrel! Ypu're under arrest!
Me: What the hell? WHUT THE HAIL???
The Moral of This Story:
The troll is out to get you.
It was a great day in Runouw City! It was sunny, with a 9001% chance of enjoyment. A paper flies to the ground, and I'm about to throw it away when I take a quick glance at it.
A party at Demonik's Tavern? AWES
ME!!!All of a sudden, a troll deleted all the ♥♥♥♥ that was SUPPOSED to be before the party scene, and we skipped right to it.
Demonik's Tavern
Be sure you turned off all music beforehand!
I walk in and nobody is in the tavern yet. The TV is on, and the volume is at max. I turn the sound way down, but enough that I can still hear it.
(Turn on this music -> )
I snapped my fingers, and there goes a beer! I remember what the show is that's on; it was Stupid Mario Bros. Season 5. Getting comfy, I awaited just one damn person. All of a sudden, Shade leaves his office.
Me: Shade! Get over here!
Shade: ... *Shade walks over to a couch and passes out from exhaustion*
Me: Son of a ♥♥♥♥♥...
5 minutes later, I got bored. Another minute later, my boredom had gotten even worse. I eventually got so bored, I started with all the random ♥♥♥♥. You know where this is going!
Montage of crap I did to entertain myself:
Turn off other music and put this on:
A: Juggles beer bottles
B: Dances
C: Uses karaoke machine
D: Play's Brawl on the Wii
E: Watches TV.
F: Watches even more TV.
G: Get's drunk and falls asleep on the floor.
Turn off music now.
It's another hour before I wake up to loud music. The party has started!
Ah, the screams of joy, the breaking of the fine china, the ♥♥♥♥ in the toilet. It's the perfect party! I take a seat over by the bartender, who just so happened to be Alucard today. I'm about to ask for a beer, but I remember I'm already drunk. Next thing I know, Alucard is looking down upon me with a rifle pointing at MY face.
Me: Dude, why?
Alucard: Get out of this tavern. You haz no invite.
Me: Make me.
Those two words got Alucard steamed, and I end up running outside while being shot at. I'm outside, yet Al is still chasing me for whatever reason.
Then a troll deleted a bunch of useless text made by me.
Me: How'd we get all the way here in 2 seconds?
Alucard: Damn trolls. Always messing things up.
Me: Weren't you about to shoot me?
Alucard. Oh yeah... Thanks for the reminder!
Play music from battle #1
BOOM!!!
A series of gun fires nearly hits me, and Alucard is running like mad! I cannot transform into the awesome face, for I'm not injured too bad yet. I pull out my faic of death and graze Al's shoulderblab.
Alucard: Dammit you! *rips sword out of his pants.
Me: Uh, what the ♥♥♥♥ was that doing up your... nevermind.
The battle continues, and things get a little hectic. Alucard is beating the crap out of me, and I'm running like hell trying to get away. All of a sudden, I start to glow yellow. "Yes! It's happening!" Right there and then, I turn into awesomeface, because I'm so awesome the god of awesome drools over me.
In a scratchy voice, I yell cusses in a different language and give Al the finger.
Alucard is pissed off, I can tell, and this is how I'll get rid of him. In a series of zigzagged runs, in front of my face is Alucard. Seeing how pissed off he is, this is my chance. Anger distracts people, and the finger works!
With one chop, Alucard is down!Me: Go
to hell!Alucard: Son of a- *is shot by somebody other than me*
Me: What the fu- *is shot repeatedly* ck... *falls*
???: This is the police! Put your hands in the air!
Me: Why?
Policeman: Taht gun has no barrel! Ypu're under arrest!
Me: What the hell? WHUT THE HAIL???
The Moral of This Story:
The troll is out to get you.
