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Today I'll tell you the story of...
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Magnen.
"Wait, why am I in this?"
I don't know, I thought you would fit the part.
"Fine, I'll roll with it. Just don't make me do anything too stupid, alright?"
Alright. Anyway, Magnen was mostly known around the place as Little Red Riding Hood, for the red cloak she liked to wear.
"Can't it be a purple hood?"
No, the story's called Little Red Riding Hood.
"But I like purple better than red..."
Ok, fine, lemme rewrite the title.
"Yay!
"Alright then. One day, Little Purple Riding Hood received a phone call...
"Are you gonna call me that for the whole story?"
´
Well...
"It is kind of a long name, why don't you just call me Magnen."
Ok then. Magnen got a phone call. It was her grandmother.
"Oh hi grandma, how are you doing?"
"I live alone in the middle of the forest and nobody ever comes to visit me, how do you think I feel?"
"Maybe we would visit you more often if you hadn't decided to go live in the middle of the forest."
"You just don't care about me anymore!
""Ok ok, listen, how about I go to your house now? It will be something nice, I'll bring some cookies, some cakes...
""And don't forget the chocolates!"
"Yeah, I'll bring chocolate too. Bye grandma!"
And so, Magnen put on her purple cloak and left the house. She went to the store to buy a bunch of candies, but when she was going to pay for them she realized she had forgotten her wallet. So she had to come back to her house to get it, and all in all it took her like 2 hours to buy the candies.
"How much more are you gonna make me walk?"
You still have to go through the forest.
"-_-"
Anyway, there was a forest next to Runouw, which was home to a bunch of critters, birds, plants, furries, and for some reason Magnen's grandma. And her house was smack dab in the middle of the forest, so it was a long walk no matter from what side of the forest Magnen entered.
She started walking down the path, with her trusty basket, where she carried all the candies for her grandma. The path was long, so Magnen took a cookie from the basket every now and then.
"At least I get to eat I guess."
Then suddenly, Nwolf appeared!
"Rawrrrrrr... Hello there."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S A WOLF!!!"
And then Magnen ran the hell away, leaving the forest. Umm... yeah.
"Was it something I said?"
I dunno, she doesn't like wolves I guess. Magnen come back.
"But it's a wolf! It's gonna eat me!"
No it's not, just come back here.
"That really doesn't sound like a good idea."
*picks up Magnen*
*drops her next to Nwolf*
*blocks path out of the forest*
"...I knew something like this was bound to happen with you as the narrator."
"Well, why don't you give me another chance? I'm Nwolf, nice to meet you, I'm the moderator of this forest."
"We have forest moderators?"
"The level designing forums barely see any activity these days, so they reassigned me here. Anyway, that's a nice basket you got there."
"I'm not gonna share these with you. *eats cookie*"
"So yeah. Where are you headed?"
"I'm not gonna tell you."
Why not?
"I'm not just gonna tell some random stranger everything about my life."
Ok fine I'll work with it.
Magnen ignores Nwolf and keeps going. Nwolf follows her.
"Why don't you give me a cake or something? I'm starving..."
"These are for my grandma, I'm not gonna give them to you!"
"But you've already eaten half the basket yourself."
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Pretty please?"
"No!"
And so, Nwolf followed Magnen to her grandma's house. By then, the basket was reduced to only 2 cookies.
"Come on, just one cookie."
"OK FINE HAVE A COOKIE"
Magnen gave Nwolf a cookie.
"Yay! ^_^"
Then Nwolf left. Magnen knocks on her grandma's door, and she opens. She looks just like you would expect, wearing a trenchcoat and hat and with shiny eyes.
"Why is Xero my grandma?"
"Yeah, what the hell, Nan."
I thought it would be funny.
"Whatever, I'm outta here."
Oh come on don't leave... darn.
"What do I do now?"
Ummm... SUDDENLY NINJAS ATTACK!
"Oh noes! Ninjas!"
Quick Zunar, go save her!
"Oh... ok?"
Zunar uses his trusty frying pan to block the ninjas' shurikens and smack them senseless!
"Thanks, Zunar! Here, have something from my basket!"
"Magnen, the basket is empty."
"Sorry. Maybe next time then.
"Then Magnen left to her house, and Zunar took Magnen's grandma house for himself, because apparently it's not occupied by anyone now.
"This story doesn't make any sense."
