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Finally, some competition.

Laughed my ♥♥♥♥ off.

100% actual me.

1018peter wrote:A fortress next to a giant chasm? I'll be taking that idea.

Your LDC level was 70% bottomless pits. :3

MessengerOfDreams wrote:Finally, some competition.

Laughed my ♥♥♥♥ off.

I'm glad you liked it. ^_

KABOOM wrote:100% actual me.

I have psychic powers...

NanTheDark wrote:Your LDC level was 70% bottomless pits. :3

Technically,50%. (Only the first half has actual involvement with pits)

1018peter wrote:

NanTheDark wrote:Your LDC level was 70% bottomless pits. :3

Technically,50%. (Only the first half has actual involvement with pits)

My bad, I miscalculated.

I can't think of other fairy tales to Runouw-ize... Any ideas?

You can do:

Goldilocks;
Hansel and Gretel;
Jack and the Beanstalk;

And many others.

FrozenFire wrote:You can do:

Goldilocks;
Hansel and Gretel;
Jack and the Beanstalk;

And many others.

I'll just do those three for now. AT THE SAME TIME. :3

AniLo's Bizarre Adventure
feat. MessengerOfDreams

♫

Once upon a time, there were two siblings, MoD, and AniLo. They both lived with their parents in the middle of a forest, near the house of Magnen's grandma. You remember the one. Anyway, their family was poor, and they were having economical problems.

MoD: "The entire world is having economical problems, Nan. You see, after the Great Depression here in the United States, there were many negative effects on the economy of various countries-"

AniLo: "You're boring the audience, silly. :3"

MoD: "I'm merely educating Nan on the various problems that affect our society in a political, economical and social level."

The problem is that you're not Doram and this isn't the Discussion Corner. I just want to tell a story.

MoD: "This story better illustrate the problems many poor families face around the world, such as-"

Yeah, that's not happening. MoD was trying to look for some way to make money to help his family.

MoD: "Oh yes, children being forced to work to provide-"

AniLo: "Aren't you like 20 or something?"

MoD: "..."

AniLo: "I thought so. Now go get money, my cats need food!"

MoD: "We're poor and you have pets???"

AniLo: "These cats need me... :C"

Oh yeah, AniLo can communicate with felines.

AniLo: "I also have other cat powers! I can climb walls and jump real good! And I taught myself how to fight like a cat too! I don't have claws, but if I swipe at you it still hurts so it works! I also have these cute gloves and a tail and cat ears that I made myself in art class..."

MoD: "...I don't know what to say about that."

Me neither. Anyway, you run into Coinshower.

♫

Coinshower: "I GOT PLENTY OF GOOD THINGS ON SALE STRANGER!"

MoD: "Ok then, what do you have?"

Coinshower: "I recently acquired this bag of magical seeds from lordpat! You can get it for the cheap price of 2 dollars! But wait, there's more! If you buy it now, you get an extra bag for only 1 dollar! But I'm not done yet! I'll also sell you this incredibly useful cheese grater for the low low price of 200 dollars! How's that for a bargain!

MoD: "...Why would I want those seeds?"

Coinshower: "They can grow large beanstalks!"

MoD: "Wait. If I bought these, I would be able to sell beans, and make a profit! That would definitely help us through! I only have two dollars though..."

Coinshower swiped the two dollars off MoD's hands and gave him a bag of magical seeds. MoD then came back home. His sister was also back home from school.

MoD: "Hello everyone! I got good news!"

♫

MoD's dad: "Yeah... em... We got some bad news though."

AniLo: "What is it dad?"

MoD's dad: "Well... we're too short on money and we can't afford food for everyone, so... we're abandoning you two."

MoD and AniLo: "WHAT?"

MoD's mom: "Sorry kids, but there's no other way."

AniLo: "We're your children! You can't do this! :c"

MoD: "I have these magical seeds, I can make money!"

MoD's dad: "Sorry, but to be honest we've been wanting to get rid of you for a long time already, we never wanted to have kids in the first place. Now begone!"

And then MoD's dad snapped his fingers and teleported his children to some random spot in the forest.

♫

AniLo: " "

MoD: "Ok, don't worry AniLo, we'll be ok, we'll just... uh... try to come back home, somehow."

AniLo: "But our parents don't love us!"

MoD: "... My bad, I guess you are addressing real life problems in this story Nan."

Save it for the Corner.

MoD: "Well then, we'll have to find some place to crash then."

The siblings wandered the forest. Suddenly, they found a house. It looked somewhat fancy. They knocked on the door, and no one responded.

AniLo: "Maybe this place is abandoned?"

♫

They pushed the door, and it was open. There was no one inside. In fact the house looked like it hadn't been used in a while, it was somewhat dirty.

MoD: "I guess there's no one living here..."

AniLo: "We could live here now! "

MoD: "I just hope this place truly is abandoned, otherwise we would be breaking and entering..."

AniLo: "But this place is so comfy! It's better than our old house!"

AniLo then scratched the curtains, then she sat on a couch. But the couch was too uncomfortable, so she sat on another one. This one was too hard. Then she sat on another one.

AniLo: "Perfect. :3"

MoD: "Well, if we're gonna be living here, I could plant my seeds outside."

MoD went to the backyard and started planting the seeds. Meanwhile, AniLo started checking out the house. In the bedroom, there were three beds. One of them was too hard, and another one was too soft, so she got on the third bed and decided to take a nap.

None of them noticed the front door opening, and the three people who came in.

♫

WindMasterArceus: "Man, Magic School is really demanding..."

ChaosYoshi: "Well at least you managed to master Thunder, I'm still having trouble with my classes..."

Bam: "Well, being the school mascot isn't that great either, I have to use this bear costume everywhere..."

Wind: "Wait, LOOK AT MY COUCH!"

ChaosYoshi: "What about it?"

Wind: "SOMEONE SAT ON IT!"

Bam: "...How can you tell?"

Wind: "Look! There's clearly a buttprint there!"

Bam: "...You're weird."

ChaosYoshi: "It's a requirement to be a wizard. Anyway, Wind, you should go to bed. You're clearly exhausted."

And then Wind went to the bedroom, and he saw AniLo sleeping there.

Wind: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THERE'S A CATGIRL IN MY BED"

ChaosYoshi and Bam went to see, and there she was.

ChaosYoshi: "Where did she come from?"

Bam: "Hey girl, wake up!"

Bam approached the girl in his bear costume and moved the bed a little. The girl woke up to see Bam's giant bear head.

AniLo: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT'S A BEAR!"

And then AniLo jumped at Bam and scratched his bear face.

Bam: "Hey, the costume's not mine, I'll have to pay the school for it!"

AniLo: "Brother, help!"

MoD heard the screams and ran inside. When he got there, the three wizards were trying to zap the agile catgirl, who kept dodging their bolts and throwing swipes at their faces. There were also three cats she had summoned to help her.

Wind: "This is our first appearance in these stories and we have to fight cats???"

MoD: "What's going on here?!"

AniLo: "They are attacking me, help! :C"

ChaosYoshi: "You broke into our house!"

MoD: "Ok, everyone calm down, we can discuss this like civilized people..."

♫

Suddenly, there was an earthquake, and the house started rising up into the sky as the magical seeds grew into a huge beanstalk. The group looked outside and they were above the clouds. On one of the clouds, there was a castle.

AniLo: "Ok, you can keep our house, we'll take that castle."

Wind: "WHO'S GOING TO PAY FOR THE PROPERTY DAMAGE?"

But the siblings were already gone, jumping from cloud to cloud to reach the castle...

To be continued
because I'm lazeh

And before you ask, yes, it's possible to walk on clouds. Try it sometime.

Hmmm... I kind of disliked this last story. I don't think I should continue it.

The whole gimmick is kinda hard to work with anyway, I dunno what to do with this.

I think you should stop that story and start another one. Or at least give it a quick ending.