Re: Runouw Remix
Posted: November 4th, 2010, 4:35 pmChapter 2: Intelliganerationity
"It’s interesting how they do not question the works."
"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.’"
"....did you just randomly spout out a quote?"
"To be, or not to be."
"Hah. Since when have you become such a philosopher?"
"Since the day we’ve met."
"I highly doubt that you could be a philosopher at age 2."
"A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush."
".....Shaddup already."
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Branches and twigs were crushed under the heavy dark orange armor that MoY was wearing. On the back of his thick armor was the Destructors Insignia of an orange skull. Someone seemed to have found him lying while he was unconscious, seeing as his skull was now a smiley face with dreadlocks and a moustache. He stormed through the thick forest, holding with both hands an extremely bulky gun that had a huge barrel(that's what she sa-*is shot*). Hiding behind a tree, he breathed heavily and took a peek around the tree.
"Enemy Motion Detected."
"IPS…" MoY took a moment to reload his Energy Blaster. "Switch me to Thermo vision."
"No enemy Thermos detected. Someone seems to have a lunchbox though."
"....not what I meant."
MoY took another peek around the tree. Still no sign of it. Suddenly he heard a twig break and immediately turned to the source of the sound, his hands at his trigger and aiming the gun directly at Alucardx60.
"Whoa! Watch where you point that thing!(that's what she-*is bazooka'd*)" Alucard wore the same heavy Destructor armor, but he held a large battle axe. MoY immediately grabbed Alucard and pulled him behind the tree, then looked around it.
"Whoa man. I'm not into this kinda stuff. I hear Riddah-"
"Be quiet!" He whispered urgently, still watching around the tree. "I still can’t see where they are. It’s really getting me annoyed."
"Right." Alucard said, and held his Battle axe more tightly. "IPS, Thermal Vision please."
"Alucard!" MoY said, and he jumped out of the trees and pulled the trigger. The Energy Blaster instantly launched a blue ball through the air, humming loudly until it met the dark fur of a large and ominous looking beast. The blue ball shouted gleefully, "Sonic's the name, speed's my-" The ball collided with the beast and created an explosion of nuclear proportions.
"Enemy Terminated"
As the smoke cleared, Alucard walked slowly forward with his axe ready. "Regular Vision please." He spoke aloud, and his OGE’s thermal turned off. He saw the beast lying on the ground, next to the corpse of Sonic the Hedgehog, both dead. Alucard’s was slightly surprised when his OGE started targeting the dead beast, showing "ANALYZING" was shown over the target.
NAME: PEDOBEAR
POWERS: POWERFUL HIDE. ARMOR PIERCING CLAWS. STALKING.
WEAKNESS: BELLY
"IPS…" MoY said, hands trembling. "What… What just happened?"
"You have eliminated the Pedo Bear. A powerful creature. Analysis was obtained when the OGE was able to get close enough and stay locked on the beast for a long enough time."
Alucard looked at MoY, eyebrows raised. "Dude, you just totally nuked Pedo Bear. How'd you get it to attack you, anyway?"
"I just gave it a taste of its own medicine…" He said grinning. "But, now that I have time to think… I was wondering… IPS, what happened if… We were shot?" MoY saw how devastating the blast that had hit the Pedo Bear was, and if he were going against other teams, he didn’t want to experience what had just happened.
"You die, dumba**."
MoY gave Alucard a sideways glance. He wondered if the IPS was like that to anyone else. He pressed a button on his blaster, and his OGE stated, "RELOADING…" at the bottom of the lens.
"So…what happens if you die?" Alucard asked nervously.
"You go to HEEEELLL."
"....hey Moy, you ever wondered if you could just blast an earpiece off your head?"
"Fine, sheesh. If a player is stricken down, or dead, they will be recreated and respawned if the game rules allow it. If not, the player is able to view the battle through another person’s eyes."
Alucard thought for a minute, then understood. "How… How did Runouw do this?" His question was directed towards his imaginary friend, Raymundo, seeing as he was the wisest being Alucard knew.
"I dunno."
"Raymundo, you never fail me," said Alucard with a look of pure joy on his face.
MoY looked at Alucard, and then shook his head. "Dude, you need therapy." He said, ending the conversation as he patted Alucard on the back and walked away. Alucard nodded, knowing it was not the time or place to be thinking about this. Also, Raymundo was a busy man. Best not to bother him.
"Where are we headed?" MoY looked up and behind him. From an opening in the trees, mountains could be seen behind him.
"Dunno. Let's just ask the IPS."
Out of nowhere, they suddenly started hearing a small tune. It was familiar, yet..."Oh crap."
"If there's a place you wanna be, you can always count on me, IPS. IPS, IPS, if you gotta go some place, I won't smack you in your face. IPS, IPS, IPS, IPS, IPS, IPS, IPS, IPS, IPS!"
".....just effin tell us where to go."
"Grasslands."
"O...K then... I think I saw grasslands after the forests. They can’t be too far." MoY said as he walked away. Alucard ran up to catch up to him, the battle axe disappearing as he took out his Blaster.
A shot was heard, and Alucard yelled out in pain. MoY instantly turned around to see his friend clutching his...low parts in agony. "Alucard!" He yelled and took Alucard and hid behind the tree away from any further fire. He looked around wildly. "Thermo!" He yelled out, still trying to find the source of the shot. "IPS! What was that?!"
"Either that was the sound resulting from the nuclear reaction of Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee standing no more than 30 meters apart, or it was a gun." MoY couldn’t help himself. He facepalmed. ...which...was not a very good idea seeing as he was still holding a giant blaster, which upon collision with his face fired off into a nearby tree. A tree, which just so happened to be the one Alucard and Moy were hiding behind.
And there's a funny thing about trees. They're quite flammable.
"Gwah!" Alucard and Moy yelled in unison as the fire from the tree almost consumed them. They scrambled back away from the flames.
"Don't worry!" said the IPS. "The trees in here are special! All you had to do is throw a bucket of gasoline onto them and they'll be out like a candle with no wick!"
"Thanks IPS!" he said, then turned to the left. "Raymundo, you got any spare gasoline?"
"No."
"Thank you so much, Raymundo!" said Alucard, his eyes gleaming with ecstasy. He grabbed a bucket of gasoline which was conveniently next to Raymundo, and poured it onto the tree.
You can all guess what happened next.
"Wow, IPS, that gasoline sure is effective," said Moy, looking at the formerly burning tree that was now only smoking slightly.
"Hahaha, you can always count on your good ol' IPS. Wait. ....Alucard, that wasn't gasoline, it was WATER! Everyone knows what happens if you pour water on fire!"
The previously put-out tree burst into flames again after the IPS finished talking. The flames were now much more potent, and they started consuming the trees near the original one.
"Wah!! Run!!"
They both sprinted at full speed out of the forest, not realizing that they had now left themselves uncovered without the safety of the thick forest.
BLAM. BLAM.
The bullets from the sniper rifle entered both of their foreheads.
MESSENGEROFYAHWEH AND ALUCARDX60 TERMINATED
"It’s interesting how they do not question the works."
"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.’"
"....did you just randomly spout out a quote?"
"To be, or not to be."
"Hah. Since when have you become such a philosopher?"
"Since the day we’ve met."
"I highly doubt that you could be a philosopher at age 2."
"A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush."
".....Shaddup already."
-------------------------------------(original story had no lines, but meh)----------------------------------------------
Branches and twigs were crushed under the heavy dark orange armor that MoY was wearing. On the back of his thick armor was the Destructors Insignia of an orange skull. Someone seemed to have found him lying while he was unconscious, seeing as his skull was now a smiley face with dreadlocks and a moustache. He stormed through the thick forest, holding with both hands an extremely bulky gun that had a huge barrel(that's what she sa-*is shot*). Hiding behind a tree, he breathed heavily and took a peek around the tree.
"Enemy Motion Detected."
"IPS…" MoY took a moment to reload his Energy Blaster. "Switch me to Thermo vision."
"No enemy Thermos detected. Someone seems to have a lunchbox though."
"....not what I meant."
MoY took another peek around the tree. Still no sign of it. Suddenly he heard a twig break and immediately turned to the source of the sound, his hands at his trigger and aiming the gun directly at Alucardx60.
"Whoa! Watch where you point that thing!(that's what she-*is bazooka'd*)" Alucard wore the same heavy Destructor armor, but he held a large battle axe. MoY immediately grabbed Alucard and pulled him behind the tree, then looked around it.
"Whoa man. I'm not into this kinda stuff. I hear Riddah-"
"Be quiet!" He whispered urgently, still watching around the tree. "I still can’t see where they are. It’s really getting me annoyed."
"Right." Alucard said, and held his Battle axe more tightly. "IPS, Thermal Vision please."
"Alucard!" MoY said, and he jumped out of the trees and pulled the trigger. The Energy Blaster instantly launched a blue ball through the air, humming loudly until it met the dark fur of a large and ominous looking beast. The blue ball shouted gleefully, "Sonic's the name, speed's my-" The ball collided with the beast and created an explosion of nuclear proportions.
"Enemy Terminated"
As the smoke cleared, Alucard walked slowly forward with his axe ready. "Regular Vision please." He spoke aloud, and his OGE’s thermal turned off. He saw the beast lying on the ground, next to the corpse of Sonic the Hedgehog, both dead. Alucard’s was slightly surprised when his OGE started targeting the dead beast, showing "ANALYZING" was shown over the target.
NAME: PEDOBEAR
POWERS: POWERFUL HIDE. ARMOR PIERCING CLAWS. STALKING.
WEAKNESS: BELLY
"IPS…" MoY said, hands trembling. "What… What just happened?"
"You have eliminated the Pedo Bear. A powerful creature. Analysis was obtained when the OGE was able to get close enough and stay locked on the beast for a long enough time."
Alucard looked at MoY, eyebrows raised. "Dude, you just totally nuked Pedo Bear. How'd you get it to attack you, anyway?"
"I just gave it a taste of its own medicine…" He said grinning. "But, now that I have time to think… I was wondering… IPS, what happened if… We were shot?" MoY saw how devastating the blast that had hit the Pedo Bear was, and if he were going against other teams, he didn’t want to experience what had just happened.
"You die, dumba**."
MoY gave Alucard a sideways glance. He wondered if the IPS was like that to anyone else. He pressed a button on his blaster, and his OGE stated, "RELOADING…" at the bottom of the lens.
"So…what happens if you die?" Alucard asked nervously.
"You go to HEEEELLL."
"....hey Moy, you ever wondered if you could just blast an earpiece off your head?"
"Fine, sheesh. If a player is stricken down, or dead, they will be recreated and respawned if the game rules allow it. If not, the player is able to view the battle through another person’s eyes."
Alucard thought for a minute, then understood. "How… How did Runouw do this?" His question was directed towards his imaginary friend, Raymundo, seeing as he was the wisest being Alucard knew.
"I dunno."
"Raymundo, you never fail me," said Alucard with a look of pure joy on his face.
MoY looked at Alucard, and then shook his head. "Dude, you need therapy." He said, ending the conversation as he patted Alucard on the back and walked away. Alucard nodded, knowing it was not the time or place to be thinking about this. Also, Raymundo was a busy man. Best not to bother him.
"Where are we headed?" MoY looked up and behind him. From an opening in the trees, mountains could be seen behind him.
"Dunno. Let's just ask the IPS."
Out of nowhere, they suddenly started hearing a small tune. It was familiar, yet..."Oh crap."
"If there's a place you wanna be, you can always count on me, IPS. IPS, IPS, if you gotta go some place, I won't smack you in your face. IPS, IPS, IPS, IPS, IPS, IPS, IPS, IPS, IPS!"
".....just effin tell us where to go."
"Grasslands."
"O...K then... I think I saw grasslands after the forests. They can’t be too far." MoY said as he walked away. Alucard ran up to catch up to him, the battle axe disappearing as he took out his Blaster.
A shot was heard, and Alucard yelled out in pain. MoY instantly turned around to see his friend clutching his...low parts in agony. "Alucard!" He yelled and took Alucard and hid behind the tree away from any further fire. He looked around wildly. "Thermo!" He yelled out, still trying to find the source of the shot. "IPS! What was that?!"
"Either that was the sound resulting from the nuclear reaction of Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee standing no more than 30 meters apart, or it was a gun." MoY couldn’t help himself. He facepalmed. ...which...was not a very good idea seeing as he was still holding a giant blaster, which upon collision with his face fired off into a nearby tree. A tree, which just so happened to be the one Alucard and Moy were hiding behind.
And there's a funny thing about trees. They're quite flammable.
"Gwah!" Alucard and Moy yelled in unison as the fire from the tree almost consumed them. They scrambled back away from the flames.
"Don't worry!" said the IPS. "The trees in here are special! All you had to do is throw a bucket of gasoline onto them and they'll be out like a candle with no wick!"
"Thanks IPS!" he said, then turned to the left. "Raymundo, you got any spare gasoline?"
"No."
"Thank you so much, Raymundo!" said Alucard, his eyes gleaming with ecstasy. He grabbed a bucket of gasoline which was conveniently next to Raymundo, and poured it onto the tree.
You can all guess what happened next.
"Wow, IPS, that gasoline sure is effective," said Moy, looking at the formerly burning tree that was now only smoking slightly.
"Hahaha, you can always count on your good ol' IPS. Wait. ....Alucard, that wasn't gasoline, it was WATER! Everyone knows what happens if you pour water on fire!"
The previously put-out tree burst into flames again after the IPS finished talking. The flames were now much more potent, and they started consuming the trees near the original one.
"Wah!! Run!!"
They both sprinted at full speed out of the forest, not realizing that they had now left themselves uncovered without the safety of the thick forest.
BLAM. BLAM.
The bullets from the sniper rifle entered both of their foreheads.
MESSENGEROFYAHWEH AND ALUCARDX60 TERMINATED
