The Anti Spam Society. Another story... (CHAPTER 2!)

[Sonicfan253]

PROLOGUE

Seriously. This was getting incredibly boring, I watched in the A-SS windows to see what was happening. Runouw was looking at his watch, probably because of Kimonio. Because his absence was obvius, I was also waiting.

I had been watching the A-SS group for almost a month now. Kimonio was the one who devised plans for potions and created deadly weapons and bullets. Finally, Kimonio stepped in. He was holding a glass jar.

My eyes lit up as he opened the jar and brought out a new weapon. He was explaining something, but I couldn`t understand. Then Kimonio rolled up his sleeve, and I saw the most disturbing thing in my life...

The skin was rotten and there was a hole in the skin. The bone had turned rotten and green, I almost barfed.

Soon, everyone headed out of the hideout and headed for the tavern. Boy crap, would there be alot of trouble there...

Chapter 1

I secretly followed behind. I realized that Kimonio was off to do his Tavern job.

That seemed pretty uninteresting. But I still followed, eventually I just got so bored that I ran ahead. I went into the tavern, behind the counter, into Kimonio's workroom. And I saw someone putting a chip behind a painting/picture.

"What the CRAP are you DOING?!?" I said. The person became so startled that he kicked the workroom door open, superglued p0rn to the wall, and blazed over the counter. I stared wide-eyed at the guy as he ran right out the door. Suddenly Kimonio walked in.

I sat down at a table quickly and pretended to read a newspaper. Kimonio put on his uniform and began cleaning dishes and cups. Suddenly he saw the pictures on the wall, he snarled and ripped them off. Then this beeping noise came...

BEEP! BOOP! BEEP! BOOP!

Kimonio looked at the painting. He looked behind it and found that dang chip, suddenly the chip beeped faster!

BEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEP!!!

And then the little chip let off a huge explosion....I fell right out my chair as Kimonio got blasted against the wall.

Buffooner pushed him out of the way as soon as a fire blazed up. He howled in pain, I flew right out of the tavern as soon as a wall almost collapsed on me. Even more fires started.

I watched sadly as the whole tavern turned to ashes, and collapsed on poor Kimonio.

Chapter 2

They eventually found Kimonio, and MIC. But where was Buffooner? I looked all around the tavern.

Buffooner's dead body layed there. His skin and clothes were black, there was blood all around. And there were ripped spots in his skin, I almost shed a tear when I saw this. This was terrible! Monsterous!

I walked out of the tavern with my head down. This was all my fault...

If I had deactivated the bomb, none of this would have happened. I felt VERY guilty.

Suddenly Niklaw came running past me, "OH SWEET SITER FRANCIS!!!!!!" he shouted, staring at the tavern. "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TAVERN?!?".

"I can explain...I....." I began, "YOU DID WHAT? DID YOU DESTROY MY TAVERN?" he raged. "N..n...no sir......I.....saw....a weird guy. He placed a bomb inside and blew up....the....tavern....." I said quietly.

We both slumped under a tree. "Oh, if only I hadnt left this place for so long...." he quivered. "Its not your fault, Nik. Its mine..." I said. "I didnt deactivate the bomb...".

"Its not your fault Sonic. Im not going to put the blame on you just because my teamate blew up this stupid....." he slapped a hand over his mouth.

"WHAT?" I screamed. "Uh...oh....Nevermind..." he said. "NO, NIKLAW YOU DONT 'NEVERMIND' ME! YOUR NOT NIKLAW AT ALL!" I shouted. "Lets not get bitter, wanna have a glass of beer?" he smiled. I ripped his turtleneck sweater off, then his fake facial hair. And his jeans.

Underneath was someone I recognized VERY well. "RAYMOND!" I yelled.

[Kimonio]

Ah, so you are taking it and adding your own remix, huh?

Nice. Especially with you telling the story from your point of view.

[Sonicfan253]

Wrote chapter 1, On to chapter 2!

[Buff_]

I thought that I was thought dead, rather than actually found dead. o_O

Yeah... short chapters are short, and some more detail needed. 5/10

[Kimonio]

Er............heads up. Buff wasn't dead at all. o_O