TBG?
Thank you Bob. I am here today with Sandra Porkface, my female co-anchoress. Today we will be discussing important topics like 'how to get rid of future sound on phone', 'why bills explode when not paid', but most of all, and most important, 'Does Runouw like Lady Gaga???'. Let's bring our top story to you, Sandra.
Thanks TBG *winks*
Is it possible, or even true, that Runouw has a fetish for red-heads? And if so, could his biggest crush be Lady Gaga in a bathtub? We first heard about this in this picture we found: download/file.php?id=1578 . It clearly states that TBG found Runouw watching Lady Gaga in the tub scene. Could this be the ultimate proof? Or is there more?
We talked to Blablob from the Runouw forums earlier today and this is what he had to say:
Blablob wrote:.....wat....
From the looks of it, all that was done was they just took a picture from Lady Gaga's music video and put it in front of Runouw's update video, and that's about it. False quote, I'm guessing? Either way, I don't believe this happened for a second.
We never trusted him again.
But form a current poll, the answer is between "Yes" and "Wtf TBG stop spamming again".
We don't know Runouw's true feelings, but someday he might come out.
Back to you TBG.
Thanks Sandra.
Now for our second topic of the day, 'how to get rid of future sound on phone'.
That's right, it's sweeping the globe. A sound that people believe is from the future has been hacked and sent into all phones. It was set to go off every hour. It sounds a little bit like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
But have scientists found out a way to stop this annoying sound?
We interviewed scientist Dr. Gordon Filler.
This is what he had to say:
Scientist wrote:Well All you have to do is smash your phone into the ground for EXACTLY 54 times, then sing Marylin Mason music all the rest of the day 'til you go to sleep. Then it should stop.
Wow, I'd sure hate to be THAT person.
Oh wait, I am!
Now we go to Ollie with another shocking sotry, 'why bills explode when not paid'.
Ollie?
They want money!
Thanks Ollie.
And now we go to Phrais in Paris with a woman who believes she saw Criss Angle, the alleged "dead man" after his last magic trick.
Phrais!
Why thank you TBG. That's right, I am standing here with a woman who says she saw Criss Angle the other day. So Brittany, what did you see, exactly?
"Well I saw him standing on top of a bridge, stabbing a guy. An.... old *sob* man..... I tried yelling to him, but nothing came out of my mouth. So I started to run, but he covered himself with a cloth and disappeared. Then I finally reached the *sob* dying old man. It was too late though. He had already died of cancer.. *Starts to tear up and burst out crying*"
Wow, wow. Shocking story. Well it was found out that the finger prints on the old man DID belong to Criss Angle. No charges have been pressed because he has not been found yet. What a man.... Back to you TBG.
Wow...
I feel bad for both people.
Now we go to our sports take from last night when the Ponders actually BEAT the Lakers in a 34 to 0 run. John?
Thanks TBG, and that's right. The Lakers have lost to a tough gang called the "Ponders".
I'm standing with their team leader, Jack the baby.
"Gaga go googoo?"
You heard it all from this adorable football-playing baby. Back to you TBG.
Thanks....I guess....
And we finish with the weather.
Ollie?
Hail all week!
Thank you Ollie.
Goodbye viewers, his has been another exciting episode of Channel LOL News. See you tomorrow.
