Neoschool- An insane+ended+mild-swearing roleplay!

[Kimonio]

THIS IS THE PRESCHOOL CHAPTER-






*Kimonio is playing with blocks, creating his own kingdom*
*Tor walks over and knocks the blocks over the blocks by accident.*
*"Meanie!", Kimonio shouts, then he has a swordfight with Tor.*
*Levly walks over to kimonio ans pushs him*
*levly points at roberta noticing teacher was watching and yells, she did it!*
Teacher: Roberta! Go sit in the time-out chair!
Roberta: But I don't wanna!
*teacher glares at Roberta*
*Roberta pouts*
Levly: na na na na na!!
roberta: shut it you little peice of-
Teacher: three more minutes for you!
roberta: but i didn't say crap nor ♥♥♥♥!
Teacher: you just did.
roberta: not fair! *pouts*
*Luck pushs Levly*
*Levly hits luck*
Both: No fair!
Both: I said it fist!
*both of them slapp each others face*
*both of them stomp away**levly stares at Mizu*
*Levly kicks over whats left of the tower*
Levly: I hate you!!!!!!!!!!!
Mizu: *crys*
*Luck kicks Tor* then fall on the ground screaming
Luck: teacher teacher!! Tor hit me!
Kimonio looks at Luck.
Kimonio: Liar! I don't like you anymore!
*Luck runs over to Kimonio*
Luck: but i like you!!
Teacher: Am I losing my mind!?
Levly: no, you're just simply in hell
All kids: *evil laugh*
Teacher: *faints*
*Kimonio screams like a girl and starts to run at top speed away from Luck......and Levly who also started to chase him*
Levly: Oh don't be shy! we only want to put makeup on you!
Luck: *flys infront of Kimonio and grabs him*
Levly: *puts white make up all over Kimonios face and daps on REALLY red lipstick*
Levly and Luck: *step back to enjoy their work*
*bell rings for children to go home*
Kimonio: NOOOOOOOOO!
*Malcom stays behind with Kimonio* Malcom: AH!
Kimonio: You think I'm scary too?
Malcom: No. It's just that our teacher has toilet paper on her foot.
Levly: Hi mom! we made a clown out of a Kyrii!!
*Levly's mom looks out the window just in time to see Kimonio picking up a water hose and spraying himself in the face*
*Malcom goes to the bar at Meridell* Malcom: the usual Smitty!
Smitty: How many times do I have to tell you? You're not old enough to come here!
*Malcom un-sheaths a broad sword*
Smitty: usual it is! *Smitty gets drink ready and carries it back* here is your apple juice box.
Malcom: thanks smitty!
*Kimonio walks into an arena*
Announcer: And now for our preschool champion...Kimonio the Kyrii!
Crowd: Boo!
*Kimonio draws his toy katanas*
Crowd: Yay!
Mizu: That wasn't a very fun day at school today! I wanna go home! *trips*
(Next day at snacktime)
Malcom: Food Fight!! *throws his milk at Levly and Luck, drenching them*
*Tor dumps cookies and milk on floor*
*Malcom lets 75 Puppyblews into the room*
*Song: "Who let the dogs out" starts playing(You guys know it right?)*
Teacher: I'm going insane!!!!! AAAAAAAAGH!!!!!
Malcom: Hey guys! Guess what I brought for show-and-tell! *Malcom pulls out a gun accidently shoots a wall with it*
Tor: CAN I TRY?! *Tor shoots a wall with it*
Everybody: CAN I TRY?! *everybody starts shooting walls*
Teacher: Can I see that? *teacher points gun to head* (click)
Teacher: AUGH!!! IT'S OUT OF AMMO!
Malcom: I wonder what teacher was trying to do with the gun?
Tor: I don't know. *teacher goes into bathroom* (flush flush flush) +2 hours later+
Levly: She's been in there a LONG time!
Kimonio: She probably just ate the snack we have here, last time I ate that, I was in the bathroom for 1 day! That was sort of because I was making weird faces in the mirror. BUT STILL!
Tor, Malcom, and Kimonio: Don't worry women-folk! We are here to solve as to why the teacher has been taking an extremely long dump! *they open the door, the teacher's clothes are there, but the teacher is gone*
Mizu: Oh, I flushed myself down the toilet once, I ended up at the Virtupets station while Sloth was trying to take over. It sucked. *Illusen walks throught the door*
Illusen: Hi kids! I'm your sub for a while. Now we're going to have a lot of fun! Aren't we?
Malcom: NOW! *all the kids cover here in a body bag and throw her in the dumpster*
Levly and Luck: Did you call us women folk?
Kimonio: No.
Levly and Luck: KILL HIM!!!
*Levly starts punching Kimonio*
*Luck starts blasting Malcom and Tor*
Mizu: *takes the CD out* This song sucked! *throws CD across the room and breaks when it hits the wall*
Mizu: Hey! Roberta! Clean that mess up!*Mizu watches the fight while snacking on popcorn*
Kimonio: Is that popcorn? Can I have some?
*Mizu hands the bag to Kimonio. He pours it on Levly's head and runs off*
Levly: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!
Luck: OMG! That was like tottaly on your blonde streaks!!!
*Levly grabs hold of Kimonios throught and starts strangleing him*
*Not wanting to miss out on the fun, Mizu jumps on Malcom and starts pounding him*
*Bell rings*
Tor: Hey! Class is over! *Everyone leaves*
Illusen: *Illusen walks in covered in trash* Were is everyone?
Malcom: *walks into a bar* The usual smitty!
*Smitty hands him his apple juice box*
*Levly walks into the bar*
*Levly does evil laugh*
Levly: Now I can get my REVENGE!!!
*starts chasing Malcom*
Smitty: Security!! There are partycrashers here!!
*security kicks Levly and Malcom out of the bar*
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*Kimonio walks into the arena*
Announcer: And now for Kimonio's challenger.....Luck the Baby Faerie!!
Kimonio: *gulp*
Luck: Payback time!!
*Levly chases Kimonio out of the arena. Then she hangs him from a pole, giving him a wedgie*
Announcer: We have a new winner!!!!!
Kimonio: Waaaaaaaaaahhhh!
(Next day in school)
Illusen: Alright kids, it's time to learn the alphabet!
Tor: Uh, crazy lady? Unless you haven't noticed yet, we already know the alphabet!
Malcom: Hey teacher! Here, drink this 'juice box' and accept it as an apology from us. *Illusen grabs the drink and drinks it*
Tor: Hey! Why are you being nice to the tea...
Malcom: Shut Up and watch! 3...2...1... *Illusen faints and falls on the ground*
Malcom: NOW! *all the kids cover here in a body bag and throw her in the dumpster*
(RING)
kids: YAY!
Malcom: Smitty usual!
Illusen: why do they ALWAYS do that?
*Levly and Luck are stalking Kimonio*
Luck: NOW!!!!!
*they both rush to Kimonio and give him another wedgie*
(Next day at school)
*Kimonio walks in. He can't get rid of the wedgie the girls gave him*
Tor: What happened to you!?!?!?!
*Kimonio points at the girls*
Malcom: Get them!!!!
*the boys grab the girls and give them wedgies. Then they hang them from the ceiling*
*bell rings*
Kimonio: Time to go home!
The girls: Waaaaaaaah!!!!
*the faeries unhook there selves*
Levly: That is SO not manly for a guy to do that to a girl!!
*Both chase Malcom and tape him to a wall*
*Both chase Tor to the castle and throw him in the mote*
*Both bet up Kimonio badly in the arena*
*the boys meet in their secret hideout*
Malcom: Let's disguise ourselfs as the girls! They won't know what happened to us!
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*the girls meet in their secret hideout*
(Next day at Pre)
Girls: *gasp*
Boys: *gasp*
Mizu: Let's disguise ourselfs as the boys! They won't know what happened to us!
Tor: *speaks in a girl voice* Like, what's going on?
Roberta: Dude! What are they doing?
*Levly randomly hits Malcom*
Teacher: THATS IT!!! ALL OF YOU ON THE TIMEOUT CHAIRS!!!!
*kids all sitting in a row of chairs*
*Levly kicks Luck*
*Luck kicks Malcom*
*Malcom kicks Mizu*
*Mizu kicks Tor*
*Tor kicks Kimonio*
*Kimonio kicks roberta*
*roberta kicks Missy*
*Missy gets up off the chair and walks to the end of the row to kick Levly*
*kicking cicle continues*
*Kimonio slips on his Levly costume and breaks a window*
Illusen: Levly!! You will sit in that chair until the end of school!!!


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This is a fricken long RP.....so one post doesn't contain it. D:


I will continue probably on the weekend....out of 30 pages, what you see is only 3 pages altogether! O_O

[Kirby859]

Oh wow. Nice, some grammar issues though. Spelling, too.
But WHO CARES!

[spookyghost]

then he has a swordfight with Tor.*

O.o
Is this a story?
A good one though!

[Kimonio]

WTF....You guys think I actually typed the WHOLE THING?! XD



I HELPED. So most grammar and spelling issues are not from me. ;D

[spookyghost]

WTF....You guys think I actually typed the WHOLE THING?! XD



I HELPED. So most grammar and spelling issues are not from me. ;D

Oh! It's one of those forum stories that people add a paragraph or two. Like the NES.
It's good!