Deady's Creepy Adventure - Beware of the Forest of Misouri

[Voltaire]

Beware of the Forest of Misouri

Hello everyone. I'm Voltaire, and I'll say one of Deady's Creepy Adventure! This one was in Misouri.
When I say, it will be free. Example:

So, how about the water?

Deady will say like this:

"Very cold."

Enjoy the stupid story!


"Some day, I was walking in Misouri's Forest. So, I've notice there is a moving black thing. I thought it was a Dark Panter, but I got surprise. It's... The Creepy Beast of Misouri! He started run away from me, and I followed him, that is, until he jumps a huge crater. I gave up. Next day, I started searching that thing. I just saw a lot of blood on claw, close to a tree. I thought 'what kind of animal bloodiest!', and then I saw it jumping from the tree trying to attack me. I scratched him, and he began to run and jump, hurting me like hell. But, kinda of luck, I saw a big spear and I put in his chest. Lots and lots of blood, I run away."

So, Deady, you killed it and run away?

"No! He escaped!"

Kinda of lucker monster, huh?

*Cough* "Voltaire, let me continue!"

Ok, you killer machine.

"Did you notice you're slowing the story?"

Sorry, Deady.

"Then, I just notice someone of Misouri.
'Hey, you!'
'Yes, lil' buddy?'
'There's a dangerous monster in Misouri's Forest!'
'Huh? What you mean?'
'Yep. What you think. There's a monster!'
'Hah, I'm not jerk. I will not fall on this old trick'
'You idiot! I'm serius!'
'Get the heck out, you idiot!'
'Grrr...'
And I killed him. He don't trust me, I tryed talk to other.
'Hey you idiot peasant! I need your help, 'cause there's a dangerous monster on Misouri's Forest!'
'What you mean? A monster?'
'Exactly! Finally you understand.'
'Uh, don't be scary, lil' buddy. I'll call the COPS.'
':D'
Finally anyone understand! Well, I'm leavin'."

Then you just leave?!

"Voltaire, SHUT UP! Then... some peoples come and I just watch the monster getting two shoots. Then I notice... It was Claw Becth!"

Claw Becth, you say? I can't believe!

"Yes, the last shoot was on her head. I jump and my chest avoided our bodies for the shoot. It back for the shooter."

LOL.

"So, I said everyone about it:
'Don't kill her! She's only a Deady Monster!'
'That's why we all want kill it, minibear.'
'I'm Deady!'
'Deady??!?!?!? KILL HIM!'

And then?

"I killed everyone there. So, the story means: The humans kill everything they think is deady, and at fact, they're deady!"

Deady... You said a monster was there.

"Na na."

YES YES!

"Yes you idiot!"

Ok. This ins't what I've expected, but is all. Adios, douches!