Store war's

[Dark_Meta_Knight]

HI i"m back with a new story this one is good i"m only half done so enjoy these 5 chapter's of awesome.
And reason i wasn't here is because we almost went into the poor house...
Now on to story...1...2...3...go!


store wars
Chapter 1:

Luke Fry Stalker:NO!!!
Darth Tater:Yes luke i"m your father...
Luke Fry Stalker:NO!!!
Darth Tater:Are you alright Luke???
Luke Fry Stalker: NO!!!
Darth Tater:Luke?
Luke Fry stalker:NO!!!
Darth Tater:Oh shut up already!!!
Luke Fry Stalker:NO!!!! *Gets shot*
*Mean while*
Hamakyn Fry Stalker:You will never get away with this!!!
Yolka:Yes my little Jedi you can do it!
hamakyn Fry Stalker:Was i even talking to you???
Yolka:Yes i mean no...
Hamakyn Fry Stalker:Okay than...
Obi-Bun:Yolka this is no time to crack any joke's!!!
Yolka:I"m not even making jokes little Jedi and that's racist.
Obi-Bun:Sometimes you just freak me out....And are you related to E.T??? O_o
Yolka:Yes i"m related to E.T.....And why are you giving out orders?
Obi-Bun:Um uh....
Comander Sugar Cone Cody: Obi Obi can you read me?
Obi-Bun:Yes i can hear you what's the matter???
Comander Sugar Cone Cody: Will i just landed on planet pizza!!!!And my Sugar cone army is getting killed!!!
Obi-bun:Will than do something about it!!!
Comander Sugar Cone Cody:How can i even do anything??? Without a army!!!!!
Yolka: Let me deal with it. *Pushs button*
Electrolizer Charger:Now charging every Electrolizer!
Electrolizer Charger:Chargen completed!
Comander Sugar Cone Cody:Um why is the wall i"m standing by glowing??? Aaaghh!!! *Get's electrocuted*
Yolka:Oopsy...
To be continue in chapter 2!

Chapter 2:

Yolka:I believe that was the wall charger...
Obi-Bun:Yolka this is gonna get pizza planet destroyed and for all the lettuce piled on me!!!!
Hamakyn Fry Stalker:Get it together man or we will get deep fried to death!
Yolka:Ya ya we get it...
Obi-Bun:This is serious....Oh great i"m having a heart-Attack! *Dies of heart failure disease*
*Meanwhile*
Princess Lettuce:Ew no i"m not eating that!!!!!
Sugar Cones:But Princess you got to eat!
Spinish:Snarl growl growl!!!
Princess Lettuce:*Scream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* My food just growled at me!!!!
Sugar Cone Pack Leader:Um Princess it looks like your Spinish is evolving!!!!!
Princess Lettuce:Oh no what's happening???
A Sugar Cone:I don't know let's see???
Music:Dun-Nun-Nun-Dun-Nun-Nun-NANA-NA_NA-NA_NA!
*Congratulations your Spinish evolved into Barf*
Princess Lettuce:Ew gross that's the sickess thing i"ve ever seen!!!!
A Sugar Cone:Oh great what do we do now?!?
*The mean while of mean while*
Sugar Cone:Yolka it's time for your bath!
Yolka:But i don"t want to take a bath!!!!
Sugar Cone:But you ought to take a bath!!! *Carries Yolka to bath tub*
Yolka:No not the bath tub *splashes into water*
Sugar Cone:There you go it's not that bad...
Yolka: NO NO I"m getting soggy and melty NO: while boiling NO!!!!!!
Hamakyn Fry Stalker:Oh for the land of Cod!!!
Yolka:How did you get here young Jedi?
Hamakyn Fry stalker:Um...the door was open....And i heard you were dieing???
Yolka:Will at first i wasn't dieing but now i am i believe!!!
Hamakyn Fry Stalker:I won"t let that happen on my Butter Scotch!!!!!
Yolka:Gee you don't have to yell...*Fain'ts*
To be continue in chapter 3!

Chapter 3:

Hamakyn Fry Stalker:NO NO NO!!!! How could you kill him????!!!
Sugar Cone:Um he's not dead!!! He has a piece of corn in his plum presure!
Hamakyn Fry Stalker:Yes Yes He's waking up!!!!
*Mean-while*
Yolka:Good thing they don"t know that's a robot of me he he he...
Obi-Bun:Great Cod what happened???
Yolka:But i thought you we"re dead.....Now Die!!!
Obi-Bun:Oh Cheesus Crisp spear spear me!!!!
Cheesus Crisp: Okay you will be sliced in 1 push of a button!
Obi-Bun:Not slice Spear!!!!
Cheesus Crisp:I believe i can"t do that.....Brittny Pear's!!!
Brittany Pears:Yes what is it???
Cheesus Crisp:Can you please ripe him for me erm i mean spear!!!
Brittny Pear:It's my pleasure boss.
Obi-Bun: *Scream!!!!!* Please don"t Pear me i mean spear me!!! It was a lie a joke!
Cheesus Crisp:Oh so you lied?
Obi-Bun Yes yes i did...
Cheesus Crisp: PEOPLE WHO LYE MUST DIE!!!!! SO BRITTNY YOU CAN RIPE HIM NOW MWAHAHAHA!!!!!
Brittny Pears:It is my pleasure again.>_>
Obi-Bun: *Scream!!!!!* NO NO!!!! DON"T RIPE ME I"M STILL A KID INSIDE!!! *falls in pit of lava*
Cheesus Crisp:Um uh how did that pit get here???
Brittny Pear's:I don"t know wait ya i do but won"t like tell you because your mean!!!
Cheesus Crisp:Brittny Your fired!!!
Brittny Pears: HOW COULD YOU WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
To be continue in chapter 4!
Chapter 4:

Brittny Pears:HOW COULD YOU FIRE ME????!!!!
Cheesus Crisp:I do believe it's actually father Cod's choice to fire you.....Oh Father Cod!!!!!
Father Cod:Yes my son what is it???
Cheesus Crisp:Can you fire her for me?
Father Cod:She's not getting fire but you are.....Oh Justin Gerbert!!!
Justin Gerbert:Yeah i"m like busy right now! Because i have a date with Taylor Codler!!! So i can"t like help you bye!!!!!
Father Cod:Will he's a gonner.....Now where were we?
Brittny pear's:Telling about firing your son?
Cheesus Crisp:I heard that!!!
*Everyone*:What's that coming out of the lava pit?
Father Cod:I Don"t know let's see?
Obi-Bun:YOU REALLY THOUGHT YOU COULD KILL ME DID YOU???
Father Cod:Who is this guy?
Cheesus Crisp:He's Obi-Bun.
Father Cod:And why should i believe you?
Cheesus Crisp:Because i am your son!!!
Father Cod:I still ain't believing in what you say!....He could be.....a lemon from meleon for all we know!!!..Because that's a pit of lava!
Obi-Bun:He's actually telling the truth and that's a pit of tomato soup!!!
Cheesus Crisp:You believe this girl but you don"t believe me?
Father Cod:I believe you now turn's out my lye or truth thing was broken!
Yolka:I"m back!!!!!
*Everyone*:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yolka:What did i do?
Obi-Bun:You did nothing Yolka.....As for you 3 must die.....*kills Brittny Pear's,Cheesus Crisp,& Father Cod*
Hamakyn Fry Stalker:You did it!
Yolka:Did what!!!
Hamakyn Fry Stalker:Don't worry about that now let's return to the space chip!!!
To be continue in chapter 5
Chapter 5: *Short stupid chapter*

*Meanwhile FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR *take's deep breath* FAR FAR FAR away*
Foodbacca:HISS!!!!! ROAR!!!!! GROWL!!!!! SNARL!!!!!YOU!!!!! SNARL!!!!!! WILL NEVER!!!!! GET!!!!! AWAY!!!!! WITH!!!!! THIS!!!!! OSAMA PRUNE CODDEN!!!!!
Osama Prune Codden:Oh yeah like you can really stop me from blowing up the empire steak building...
Foodbacca:STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING!!!!! OR I WILL EAT YOU TO DEATH WITH MY SUB!!!!!
Osama Prune Codden:Oh shut up be quiet no one want's to know! Beside's i"m gonna launch my Luke Nuke right now!
Foodbacca:NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Osama Prune Codden:O_O
Foodbacca:NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!! *Get's shot*
*Mean while*
Hamakyn Fry Stalker's diary:Dear diary today has been at it's best maybe.
But today at the mall hall some guy came up to me and kissed me EW GROSS!!!
Can you believe that happened???
And what could be worst Obi-Bun is mean because he's um like a old hag.
But it's not like his fault.
And goodbye dear diary...
Obi-bun:Omg this diary crack's me up!
Hamakyn Fry stalker:Hey why are you looking at my diary?
Obi-Bun:Um uh...
To be continue in chapter 6!