Crazy In Love

[Killswitch]

January 8, 1996

At approximately 9:33 PM on a home at New Orleans, Louisiana, there was a 22 year old immature man named Yogi was lying on the couch, watching romantic television. He fell asleep

one minute later. And then,

26 minutes later...

Yogi's 27 year old brother, Wapgo went downstairs and he saw that Yogi was sleeping. He noticed that he has a date with his girlfriend, Lisa at a bistro at 10:00 PM sharp.

He tries to wake up Yogi but he never does. It was already 10:04 PM.

And then, he shouted...

"Hey Yogi, we're going to circumcise you tomorrow!"

And finally, Yogi woke up. It was already 10:06 PM. And he said...

"What makes you wake me up? I was having a dream where I was on a boat, catching fishes and throwing them back." And Wapgo said...

"Well, you can't stay on your dream forever... because your little girl toy Lisa is waiting for you at the bistro!" And Yogi shockingly shouted with cockroaches coming out from his

mouth followed by a loud fart...

"Oh my gosh! I am late!" He immediately prepares for the date. And when he was about to leave the house, he looked at his watch and it was 10:26 PM already...

He said "Oh boy, Lisa will definitely kick my groin for this!" and immediately leaves...

He waits at the corner of the city hall for a taxi and looks at his watch again...

"Holy deep fried sh*t! It's 10:48 PM!" And two minutes later, there goes the taxi...

He immediately shouted followed by a loud fart again "Taxi! Taxi! Right here!". The taxi stopped, and Yogi immediately enters...

The taxi driver drives and Yogi asked "Just take me to a bistro near 7 Eleven!"

It was already 11:13 PM when Yogi made it to the bistro. And finally enters...

A chef welcomes him followed with an inappropriate bow "Welcome To Hell!" and Yogi replied "It's nice to be here."

The chef replies back "Of course, it is so nice to be here! Ya stupid stranger, how dare you enter my Hell?!..." And blah, blah, blah. The other chefs took him to the mental hospital.

Then the real chef appears, he said with his face cute as a cat "Well, sorry about that. That guy went on drugs."

Yogi replied "It's OK! Just take me to my reserved table with my girlfriend, Lisa" And the chef smiled and showed him to his reserved table.

To be continued...