NINSONYMICROVILLE is in HELL

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Chapter 1: Not everything is pretty and nice

In the world of NINSONYMICROVILLE, live many unique and fun characters. LITERALLY. From the world of Hyrule, to the Kingdom of Mushooms, to the amazing land of Dream Land. Everyone here lives in peace and all are Happy to be together. WHAT A LOAD OF ♥♥♥♥. There is a war going on between NINSONYMICROVILLE and the D.I.C.K.S.

Dark Intelligent Captains of Kicking ♥♥♥♥. Many citizens have died and have no more families. All you see is blood dripping from walls and the skulls of the weak hanging from their homes. This war has been going on for a LOOOOOONG time. 45 minutes.
There are only 15 heroes who can stop this war and defeat the D.I.C.K.S. But they are nowhere to be found and time is running out. The leaders of D.I.C.K.S are dangerous and rude. They don’t TIP!! Each Leader is the arch enemy of every hero. They are tired of always being treated with no respect and always getting their asses kicked.

So they decided all to Team up and destroy all the 15 heroes to rule NINSONYMICROVILLE! The enemy of the Fat Italian Plumber Mario is the King of Koopas BOWSER. Even though Koopas are retarded and always fall of cliffs, this Ruthless Gigantic FAT dinosaur thing won’t give a ♥♥♥♥ about eating your head or lighting your family on fire. The enemy of the great hero of time Link is the Holder of the Triforce of Power GANONDORF! He has burned down more than 30 towns to seek the Triforce of wisdom and courage. He has killed over 3000 innocent Hyrulians. HE will not stop to make the world his own Playtoy. He is one wicked, menacing, UGLY dude who will use your guts as a Welcome Home mat.

The D.I.C.K.S are getting closer to the center of NINSONYMICROVILLE and will kill everyone who stands in their nasty ways. Where are these heroes you ask? Well they are all busy training to stop these ♥♥♥♥♥. The D.I.C.K.S already destroyed more than 64% of NINSONYMICROVILLE and killed over 10000 citizens. So much pressure is on these 15 heroes and they will not give up until this war is over. But don’t worry reader... YEAH IM TALKING TO YOU… There is one tough 16yr old elf that is training and definitely NOT relaxing in the west part of Hyrule. This hero is named LINK THE HERO OF TIME!
TO BE CONTINUED...

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Chapter 2: The Hero of Time... And kicking yo ♥♥♥

The Great hero Link was in the forest lying on a stump. He was in the middle of the Kokiri forest listening to the peacefulness of this sanctuary. There were birds singing, kids dancing, and the amazing Saria playing her song on the ocarina that echoed throughout the woods. Link was relaxing after defeating an ambush of Tek-Tites, Stalfos, and Re-deads. Those zombie ♥♥♥♥ are scary as hell! Link was whistling to Saria´s tune and his arms behind his head. Anyways Link was with his pal Midna.

After returning to the Twilight Zone to be the Twilight Princess, everything was fine. She was not needed and felt like going back to Link. She used all her powers to repair the mirror and return to Hyrule. But in doing she returned to her Imp Self. Now she hangs out with Link helping him with the war against the D.I.C.K.S. Then a noise came from one of the many bushes in the forest. With his eagle elf hearing Link Stood up from the stump and pulled out slowly his Master Sword. He raised his shield and went toward the Bush. Everyone was quiet except from the rustle of the bush. Then Link yelled and sliced his Master Sword at the Bush.

Out came a bloody and dead Octorok. Link gave a smirk and went back to relax until he was hit in the back of his head by a giant club! Link went flying toward a tree and smashed his face against it. He was full of blood but got enough strength to turn around and see what ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ did that to him. It was a giant Moblin. The Moblin smashed his club at the ground and an earthquake occurred killing all the children that were dancing happily. Link dodged and pulled out his bow and arrow and launched a deadly fire arrow directly at the Moblins fat ♥♥♥♥ face. He fell backwards with a loud roar. Then Link slashed his stomach repeatedly until it died.

Saria was crying on the stump Link was on for the kids that were horribly killed. Link went to the crack in the middle of the forest to see 3 children bodies all separated and their face crushed. They had no eyes and they were all missing their arms and legs. Then out of nowhere came out two Wolfos. They howled and began to charge at Saria. “Link!! Let’s show these asses how a REAL wolf fights!” yelled Midna as she began charging to make Link into his animal form. Link Nodded and transformed into Wolf Link. He then charged with anger in his eyes and grabbed one of the Wolfos by the neck and snapped it. He then clawed at his eyes and Bite his stomach. He ripped out his Flesh until it died with a low howl. The other Wolfos was snapping on Saria’s Body and Link Jumped on its back and began biting with so much strength that he could have killed a Mammoth with such power in his teeth. The wolfos Howled and started to Claw at Link. Link hopped back and head-butted the Wolfos into a tree as hard as he could. As it collided toward the tree Link started to claw and bite his face and stomach until it was enough. The Wolfos began to Howl loudly and die every second it breathed. After it was dead Midna returned Link to his normal form as he ran towards Saria to see if she was Ok.

Her Face was cut open and was missing an eye. Her stomach was severely cut wide open and blood came out every time she breathed. She only had enough power to say these last words. “Link, Please kill Ganon...” She then passed away in Link´s Arms and he yelled so loud that all the birds in the forest Left him in peace. Midna came over and put herself on top of Links left shoulder. “Let’s go Hero. We are going to kill that pig ♥♥♥♥” Link stood up, his eyes red and face full of tears. He put the master sword back in its Sheath and Walked away slowly towards the Noise of destruction and the cries of the Innocent. He walked slowly because cool guys do that. Link will not stop until Ganon is dead and has his blood on his Hands. As Link continued his Adventure towards NINSONYMICROVILLE another hero was not having fun either. In the Mushroom Kingdom was a hero no one would forget. This Italian Plumber is busy stopping an Invasion. Mario… TO BE CONTINUED...

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