Ok, so I promised (days ago, now) that I'd give you a review. And just today, I promised that I'd review so hard, you wouldn't even know what happened. Well, to me at least, that sounds kinda creepy.
Nevertheless, I will give you a review. Just not a hard one.
All your stories suck and should die in a hole.
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But seriously, I can't remember having laughed so hard at any stories I've ever seen on the internet. Or, for that matter, squinted. A few more spaces would help, especially for a sleep deprived mind. Really though, I don't know how you write these, but whatever you're doing is working. Very entertaining, especially the more recent ones (Jar of Evil comes to mind)... looking forward to VG Madness.
So... yeah. I'm going to leave you an
/10, because no number can ever describe stories this laugh-worthy.