Red's Vault of Wonderful Stories OF DOOM

[Venexis]

Ok, I promised a review yesterday, but university courses are a b*tch. Yeah, I cursed them. *puts on sunglasses* Deal with it.

Anyway. I laughed... like, a lot. Actually... try imagining infinity, then multiplying it by ten. TENFINITY! (Ha, Aro, I finally managed to use it in proper context, that means it's a real word and I'm totally not crazy.) So take all the zeroes in tenfinity, and imagine me laughing for each and every one of them. A crapton, right? Oh, and if your head hasn't exploded from it yet, you're doing it wrong. Try again.

So yeah. Laughing. Until I read about myself, apparently, as an 18-year-old pedophile. Not cool man, not cool at all. However, I'd freaking love to play a violin, especially dead. Nice save.

I think you already know what my rating will be, lol. TENFINITY/10, for consistently being the most hilarious stories on the site.

[SuperMIC]

Funny as hell. My favourite quote forever will be, "It's so small..." Lovin' the humour dude.

[RedLink]

Thanks Man! Love knowing you love my humor

More Stories Soon! Keep on Reading........If You want......You don't have to........But it will make me happy. And Making me Happy is a good thing OR ELSE.................

[RedLink]

So yeah dudes and peoples... New Random Chat story... EH... Was working on 3 new stories but then I was like...This is time consuming. So i watched MLP, ate ice cream and fell asleep. Soon when i stop being a lazy fudge, i shall post 3 stories.

[SuperMIC]

AND OF COURSE YOU MAKE ME A P*SSY. F*CK YOU, SIR.

:3

Canadians win. All the way.

[RedLink]

This is NOT a bump since I added a story...kind of...Whatever... :3

Enjoy reading a story about romance, burritos, and distraction.