They're called "The Mario Chronicles , BTW.
Peach was walking down to Mario's house for Fun Friday when the people in Toad Town got together to tell jokes.
Mario: Pasta!
Crowd: Hahahaha!
Toad: I just love his one liners.
Luigi: I had a cat who breathed through his tail. He sat in a puddle and died!
(Crickets)
Luigi: Umm, Knock, Knock!
Toad: Who's there?
Luigi: Hatch
Toad: Hatch who?
Luigi: Bless you!
(Crickets die)
Luigi: Tough crowd...
(Peach enters)
Mario: Peach!
Crowd: Hahaha!
Peach: Hello everyone!
Luigi: Peach!
(Crickets explode)
Luigi: ...
Meanwhile in Bowser's Castle...
Bowser: Open uuuuppp! (Gestures with fork to Baby Bowser)
Baby Bowser: No!
Bowser: I SAID OPEN UP!
Baby Bowser: WHAT'S WITH THE CAPS LOCK?
Bowser: It's to cause EMPHASIS!
Baby Bowser: It's dumb!
Bowser: Grrrr...
Baby Bowser: No, it's GRRRR...
Bowser: Ahh, shut up!
Baby Bowser: Then I won't tell you my idea for an evil plannnn
Bowser: Evil plan?
Baby Bowser: That involves Marioooo
Bowser: Mario?
Baby Bowser: And a giant cannonnnnn
Bowser: What's with the "nnnnnnn"?
Baby Bowser: I don't knowwwwww
Bowser: Ughh
Back in Mario's house...
Peach: Hahaha, Mario is so funny!
Luigi: Peach, I got a joke!
Peach: Sure go ahead sweetheart (loser)
Luigi: Yo mama's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Peach: ...Excuse me?
Luigi: Umm... Yo mama's so fat she can't tie her own shoe!
5 Minutes Later
Doctor: Clear! (gives Luigi an electric shock)
Luigi: Ughhh...where am I?
Mario: Ambulance.
Luigi: What happened?
Toad: I don't know, Peach grabbed an axe and there was a girlish scream and then you flew out the window. But other than that nothing.
Luigi: ...
Mario: Bad joke.
Luigi: Ohh yeah that. I thought it was because the soda was really bad.
Toad: Huh?
Luigi: Forget it. Let's go to our-
Peach(chasing the ambulance at full speed): LUIGI!
Luigi(plays dead): Directly to the hospital!
Mario: We must attend to Toad's son's elemantary school for his bimestrial...um...
(Takes out Italian-English dictionary)
Mario: ...play. And then we must go to the house of Perry Paratroopa, our old crap.
(Flips page)
Mario: I mean "chap".
Luigi & Toad: ...
Meanwhile in Bowser's castle...
Bowser: I want a weather report from our Paratroopa so I can see if I can launch "It".
Koopa Troopa: Umm, "It"?
Bowser: Just go!
Bowser had been planning it all out...actually Baby Bowser had but he was a baby so Bowser didn't want to credit him. He was going to launch the all new cannon that Magikoopa had built and destroy Mario once and for all! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ..........Let's just continue.
Paratroopa(glides in): Kwakwekweokweiwkeiwkwiekwiekweiwekwukwekwykwoikwekwekwa
Bowser: ....
Koopa Troopa: He means "Mornin' sir".
Bowser: Weather report!
Paratroopa: Kwakwi
Koopa Troopa: He said "The sky is clear and there is not a single cloud so I would say the weather is pretty much perfect aside from the temperature of 97°, sir!"
Bowser: ............................. OK, dismissed!
Bowser went over to his lab to see that his cannon was finished. It was a giant, very destructive cannon and was based on Bowser's face.
Bowser: Magikoopa, SET CORDINATES!
Baby Bowser: There he goes again...
Bowser: SILENCE! Alright, set them directly to Mushroom Castle!
Magikoopa: But they're in Flower Hospital!
Bowser: ...I knew that! Point it there!
Magikoopa: Setting cordinates!
Koopa Troopa: Kwakwikwoikwe!
Goomba: Beggning power up!
Bowser: All right! Now Electrikoopa fire away!
Electrikoopa:(Pushes self-destruct button)
Bowser: NOOOOOO! YOU IDIOT!!!!
Baby Bowser: Who was the idiot that inserted a self-destruct button?!?
Bowser: ....All villians do it!
KA-BOOOOOOOOOM!
Chapter 2: Mario's Mansion
Mario and Luigi arrived at the hospital to check Luigi's injuries. Peach got there too, but was to tired to do anything else to Luigi.
Doctor: How many fingers am I holding up?
Luigi: More than zero, I guess.
Doctor: I mean, seriously.
Luigi: More than 1?
Doctor: He's fine.
Toad: What about his fractures?
Doctor: Oh you meant his health? He'll die in 2 days.
Luigi: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!
Mario: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUH?!?!?!?!
Toad: Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
(Everyone looks at Toad)
Toad:(thinks) I said that out loud?
Luigi: I can't die! There's still so much to do! I haven't gone snowboarding off the pyramids while juggling chainsaws!
Mario: (To Toad) No wonder he's-a dying.
Mario: Don't-a worry Weege. We'll find someway to cure you. How about we-a go to your ol' mansion and talk to E. Gadd? Maybe he has-a something to help...
(Takes out dictionary)
Mario: ...you.
Luigi: You're right. This could be a brand new adventure! I'm not afraid of anyt- (faints)
(Cat walks by): =^.^= Meow
So Mario and his gang are going back to Luigi's Mansion to contact Luigi's old friend.
Toad carries an unconcsious Luigi when they get to the front.
Toad: Pant Pant Hey, Mario- pant -why don't you carry- pant -Luigi?
Mario: I'm-a too busy.
Toad: Doing what?
Mario: Breathing.
Toad: .....
Peach(catches up to them): Hey Mario I gotta give you something!
Mario: Inhale-exhale-inhale-what?(starts to choke)
Peach: A 1-up mushroom just in case.
Mario(purple): Tha...n...ks
Peach:(;¬_¬) Exhale.
Mario: I knew that.
Luigi: (wakes up)
Toad: He's up.
Luigi: (Sees mansion) Eeeeeeeeek! (Faints again)
Toad: "I'm not afraid of anything"! Idiot.
Luigi: I heard that (faints again)
So the crew enters Luigi's Mansion to find E. Gadd.
Ghost: Boo!
Mario: (takes out photo of Luigi in the shower and shows it to the ghost)
Ghost: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!
(More ghosts appear)
Mario: (Takes out copy machine)
Ghosts: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! OUR EYES!!!!!!
(A big tough ghost appears)
Mario: HIYAAA!!!(Hits ghost with a 1865 hit combo and finishes with a storm of fire)
Toad: °o°
Mario: Just a little something I picked up in Brawl.
Luigi (FINALLY awakens): Well I'm up.
(Boos appear)
Luigi: Let me handle it! (Uses Final Smash: Negative Zone)
Boos(laugh): What's that called? "Super Retard Girly Dance"?
Mario: (Pushes Boos inside circle)
Boos: Ooo, pretty colors!(start disintegrating)
Mario: Come on! (starts running to main hall)
Luigi: Wait-(trips on lamp)-for-(trips on carpet)-me!(trips on a dead body)
(Two minutes later)
Mario: What took you so long?
Luigi: Oh nothing I just tripped on a lamp, a carpet, and 20 dead bodies.
Toad: Oh. Well let's g- wait what did you say?
Luigi: A lamp, a carpet and-
(All look at each other)
All: Free furniture!
So the three run back to steal some antique stuff.
Luigi: I think we'll never find E. Gadd.
E. Gadd: Why do you say that?
Luigi: It's just that we've been looking for you for hours and-
E. Gadd: (Smiles)
Luigi: PIZZA!(Runs to table and eats it)
Toad, Mario and E. Gadd: -.-
E. Gadd: OK so what did you need me for?
Mario: Luigi's going to die and we wanted to know if you can cure him. But now I'm having second thoughts...
Toad: Yeah.
Luigi: Hey I'm a totally necesary part of your team! With out me you'd be Super Mario Not Bros. Because Luigi Died!
Toad: He has a point...
E. Gadd: Of course I can help! Luigi helped me...kind of.
Mario & Toad: ?
E. Gadd: After helping recover the ghosts he pushed the button that said "Release all ghosts and blow up lab".
Luigi: ...I thought it said "Free Candy"!
E. Gadd: Don't worry, I managed to capture them all again.
Mario: That's great! So can you help?
E. Gadd: Sure, just give him this(holds up medicine)
Luigi:(drinks it) Thanks!
Mario: Alright, Professor thanks for your help.
Toad: Yeah.
Luigi: Oooo, free candy!
All: Nooooooooooooooooooo!
I told you they were dumb. :X
