Poems?

[Oranjui]

I know. But I don't know really care that much. It's still a spoofed poem. Which is a spoofed poem, inspired by the nonexistent spoofed poems that I have always never heard of. Now lemme get back to going insane (my reason is insanity). And spoofing more poems that don't really exist right now that can't be spoofed at the moment therefore they shall not be spoofed until they are made but that means that it will take a while or not because nobody knows exactly when a new poem will come out or if it won't ever come out making no poems ever again to be spoofed in the future unless another author creates more poems making the art of poem-spoofing alive and thriving in the insanity of insanity.

Told you I was crazy.

[brandoprojectm]

You should write a poem to vent your craziness.

[Oranjui]

You should write a poem to vent your craziness.

Okay.

[size=OVAH9000]CRAZY[/size]
I AM CRAZY.
I LIKE PIE.
IT TASTES GOOD.
SO DO I.

I ATE MYSELF ONE DAY.
IT TASTED REALLY WEIRD.
I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP.
I DON'T HAVE ANY WORDS THAT RHYME HERE... EXCEPT BEARD.. SHEARED.. SEARED.. FEARED.. REARED.. SHEER.. OH CRAP.

I MAKE CRAPPY SPOOFS.
I STILL LIKE PIE.
AWESOMEFACES LOOK HAPPY.
I WANT A FRENCH FRY.

PRETZELS ARE YUMMY.
MARIO GAMES ARE FUN.
UH-OH, I SEE CRITICS COMING;
I NEED TO RUN. FOR MY LIFE. OR I'LL PROBABLY EXPLODE OR SOMETHING. OR SOMETHING.


Happy, brando?

[brandoprojectm]

One word:

Spoiler: show

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Maek moar. Nao.

[RedLink]

Reds Random Poem of Life


EATING A SALAD WILL MAKE YOU STRONG
MAKE YOU SING ALL DAY LONG
THIS POEM DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE
CAN I BORROW 25 CENTS?

LIFE IS A CONFUSING TOPIC TO RHYME ABOUT
FOR DINNER I ATE A TROUT
WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS POEM?
MY FAVORITE POKEMON IS GOLEM!

I SAW WHAT YOU DID IN THE BATHROOM
MINE IS BIGGER THAN A BROOM
I AM LEAVING NOW SO DONT YOU CRY
THATS MY MEANING OF LIFE

wtf did i write?

[Oranjui]

Okay, brando.






[size=OVAH9001]MOAR CRAZY-ISHNESS[/size]
WHHEEEEHEEHEEE
I'M RUNNING WITH SCISSORS
I FEEL DANGEROUS
YESTERDAY THERE WAS A BLIZZARD or not

LAPTOPS ARE CONFUSING
I LEARNED HOW TO WRITE THE LETTER Ç
WAYT WAHT DOES THAT RHYME WITH
...............Ç yomamma'ssomessedupevenbobthebuildersaidhecouldn'tfixthat

I NOW APPARENTLY HAVE EE AUTOBUILDER
I'VE NEVER USED IT AT ALL
I THINK I'M IN A TIME WARP
BECAUSE SPRING IS TURNING TO FALL not really

WAHT IS ULTRACENTRIFUGE
I STILL LIKEZ PIE
DO YOU HAVE CHOCOLATE
NO, FINGERS CANNOT CRY i think


CARE IS PRONOUNCED "KÂR"
ALIENS ARE 100% REAL
HEY LOOK OVAR THERE
IT'S A LEMON PEEL maybe a lime

I PLAYED WITH A KNIFE ONCE
IT WAS REALLY FUN
IT TRULY WAS
EVEN WHEN I STABBED MYSELF i didnt (i dont care if that didnt rhyme! D:< )

I HAVE A BOTTLE OF MOUSE CRAP
I NEED TO GO PEE
MOVE THE CLOSET DOOR
I WANT TO SEE THE TREE actually i dont

I'M STILL RUNNING WITH SCISSORS
I AM ABOUT TO RAPE THE "K" BUTTIN
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
I WANT A MINT this is a true statement, mint is yummy-ish






Thar. You haz poem. With beautiful misspellings (only a couple) and all (the other insanely lolololololololololololol-ish stuff).

[brandoprojectm]

I PLAYED WITH A KNIFE ONCE
IT WAS REALLY FUN
IT TRULY WAS
EVEN WHEN I STABBED MYSELF

Tanks.

[Panik!]

...can you maybe...make a topic of your own...instead of posting them here...

These "poems" may work under Off-Topic.

[brandoprojectm]

XD @ Jello. His topic has been infected by freeloaders.

So yea guys, you should make a separate topic. : P

[Panik!]

Yes a huge bump. But I wrote a poem in study hall because I had nothing to do. So the bump haz meaning. (We're not allowed to sleep in there anyway. >_>)

Deadly Spectrum

The end of days in raging red
Sneaks in your room and sits by the bed
With striking orange and blinding blue,
It startles and strangles and frightens you.
A panicking purple, a slithering green
Wiggle their way into your dream.
When silver and gold glow proud and bright
The vicious spectrum has won its fight.