Once upon a time, there was a pie. It was having a great time, but then it was eaten. Bloody death. Then the pie tin was thrown away. Eventually, it ended up in the BIG garbage can outside- The Evil Electric one. The pie tin turned red-hot when it touched the can. It then got white-hot, and started to melt. Then, a knife came out of nowhere and stabbed the tin. Screaming in terror, the pie tin was incinerated and tortured and thrown up on to death.
Meanwhile, Jellonator was taking a walk in the park. He was eating Smarties. He went up to the garbage can to throw it away, but then... He was shocked. With about 60,000 volts. He immediately fell over and died. Just in case, the garbage stabbed him in the chest.
Venexis was on a rocket traveling far out into space, trying to find out the mystery of black holes. He was eating a Twix, and a piece of pizza. He decided not to eat the crust of the pizza this time, so he threw it away. Then the crust started on fire. Ven didn't realize it. Then, he finished the Twix. He moved towards the garbage can, and just as the knife was thrown-
Blablob- Your average guy taking a crap. Then, he picked up a tissue and obnoxiously sneezed just past the tissue. He finished crapping. Then, he stepped through the gooey mess his nose had created. Reaching the sink, he turned it on, put his hands under for about 3 seconds then left the room with the water still running, mainly to attempt to clean the mucus out. He took off his shoes and walked towards the garbage, not even thinking about his pants, which were still down. He slammed the shoes into the garbage, and just as he was turning, he got a weird, prickly, hot, tickling feeling in his back. Then he noticed that he couldn't move very well. He was trying to walk forward, but he fell over. Then, the knife. The garbage disappeared and people walked by as if nothing had happened.
The grass wet and red, and Jellonator's corpse laying on it, an oddly shaped glowy-thing fell from the sky with the speed of a full-speed freight train crashing into several brick barriers, and the weight of it too. There was a large shockwave, so big in fact, that it could be felt out in the Oort Cloud.
Kenny (you know, that guy always dying on South Park) was in his red-orange parka, laying on the blazing hot beach. Then some random guy started laughing his ♥♥♥ off by the garbage can. That random guy happened to be RedLink, who had drank too much beer. He was laughing at the tiniest little thing (a text message saying "the cihken crose d the raod to get ot thee othhey sied"), and he staggered towards the garbage can. Kenny looked back, just in time to see a large knife flying toward himself. "YOU KILLED KENNY! GAME OVER." Or is it?
#1: Legend of the Evil Electric Garbage Can (Part 2)
Out in the Oort Cloud, a corpse was shaken. This was the corpse of Venexis. But this doesn't matter because Kenny was just killed and the game is over. But then again, it isn't. Because this isn't South Park. This is an Evil Electric Garbage Can.
RedLink was instantly electrocuted. His drunken body flew skywards like a shuriken.
The glowy-thing that fell from the sky earlier started
The remains of the pie tin were in the air. Yes, that current got so hot that it vaporized the tin. There was also a lot of metallic blood on the edge of the can.
Strangely enough, Blablob started excessively bleeding metallic blood. It squirted all over. Then the garbage returned and reached out an iron hand with an ultra-sharp steel blade and drove it right through Blab.
It was over for the six. They never got the chance to be great-grandmas. They never got their arms replaced with crocodile heads. They never got to touch the Grinch with a 39½ foot pole. They just had to be bloodily murdered by the garbage can. Now, it was time for REVENGE.
Oyeah, and Red made a large, gaping hole in Ven's rocket and all the people inside died too. Now, about this rocket...
It plunged through space now, speeding towards Earth. Then the tip drove straight into the garbage can. Now, hopefully, it was dead. But, the ship became charged with much electricity, the can too. Now, whoever dared touch them would explode and people would have to hose their guts off the walls and... Stuff.
Then, someone DID touch it and DID explode and people DID hose MessengerOfDreams's guts off the walls. Then, Ridder had a fantasticalicious idea to use the hose on the garbage can to disable the electricity and then jump on it like little jump-roping school girls and then nuke it a couple times for good measure. So they did.
That was the end of the little ♥♥♥♥♥. The can was incinerated and melted and nuked (as I said before) and shot and froze it in that freezer that's like .00000000000000001 degree away from absolute zero and covered it in cheese and nuked a couple more times and then sliced into little bite sized pieces and incinerated again. So... It died. kthxbai
#2: TROALLLFAAEEECCCC
Problem?
The REAL #2: I don't exist!
No im not
The Truly Real #2: asdfstory1
Yah. It's happening.
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So, I'm just standing there, right? Then my friend comes along, he starts standing there with me. Then, this hobo gets all like "We need to dig deeper."
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COOOOCA-COLA, COOOOOOCA-COLA, COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
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i am a robto
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Nipah~ Nipah~ Nipah~
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Is this supposed to be, like, a story-
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DO THE R.O.B.
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We've GOT to dig deeper, my mom was right-
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How about Pepsi? That better?
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"If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it's a failure." Then, a fish appears out of nowhere and walks up the tree like gravity doesn't even exist. And there's, like, a whole school in that building, just waiting to get out here and climb the trees-
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No? You don't like Pepsi? Dr. Pepper-
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I'm just digging, right now. Digging deeper. Great idea, Mom.
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BOOM-DE-(Y)ADA, BOOM-DE-(Y)ADA-
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8-bit music is supposed to play here, and we all yell "DO THE R.O.B"-
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So, I'm digging past the core of the Earth, right? Then, my friend's all like, "We need to dig deeper"-
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Wat. Fine, have some Sierra Mist.
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CREDITS:
not the asdfmovie guys, just me, Oranj
#3: How Runouw.com Came to Be Credit to daniellikesmario63 for title and topic
One day Runouw was bored. He started playing video games, and that's when he realized he should start making games.
Runouw started out small, but when some of his games grew popular, they got extremely popular. Then moar popular, and then Super Mario 63 was the king of teh Interwebz. Then it went back to its moderately popular state. He kept updating it, and then he created the Level Designer. He had to create a site along with it, so he made Runouw.com for people to submit levels. Then, he drifted off to make other games, and then Runouw made a forum page along with his site. There, users could discuss his games in chat or in the forums. Then Superyoshi came along, and helped Runouw with the forums. Runouw went back to game making, and Superyoshi worked on the forums. Then, moar stuff happened and many users became drawn away from Runouw's games and to his forums. Eventually, Runouw.com became what it is today, and in the future, it may become deserted, moar popular, the same, or the same amount of users will be here but completely different people. Nobody knows what will happen to the site, except the Story Portal, which is coming up soon, and also Last Legacy, so we'll just have to wait, and find out. COURAGE [/inaccuracy]
#4: How Runouw.com Came to Be REDUX
THAR WAS SOME RANDOM GLOWY THING FLYING AROUND, ABOVE THE BERMUDA TRIANGEL, ADN IT
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IT STARTED DISSING SKITTLES. THAT GOT IN THE PAPER.
Then Runouw heard about it.
Runouw was an insane freak that liked to meditate at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, occasionally Arctic. He once ate a large plate piled high with
Back on topic: Runouw went to the Bermuda Triangle. He built a ladder, coming up from this little canoe, and then he started climbing, and then he kept climbing, and he climbed higher, and he found the glowy thing sitting at the top of the ladder, and then the glowy thing dissed Skittles again, and then the ladder started sinking, and.. Yap. Yep. Yup. That's pretty much it-
Then he climbed higher as the ladder was sinking, and it was a great workout for him... Yeah...
So, he finally got the chance to slap the glowy thing that dissed Skittles for the third time in one day. It turned out to be ball lightning, and he got electrocuted pretty bad...
He got really hyper and spazzed out. He accidentally peed/whizzed/pissed/whateverthewordyouuseforit on his keyboard, and it exploded. BUT, before it exploded, it (not on purpose, but not on accident either) typed up this extremely long combination of letters and numbers and symbols. He copypasta'd into a program that just happened to be on his computer called THIS IS NOT A PROGRAM, I SWEAR, IT ISN'TTTTTTTT and then it turned into this game called Super Mario 63.
Runouw's brain imploded at that point, and then he started hyperventilating...into a balloon. It was a pink balloon with random squiggly lines all over. He shoved the overinflated balloon in his ear. The balloon eventually grew into a brain, fully equipped with coding knowledge, and the ability to make the best cherry pies in the world.
Eventually, it became a well known game and blahblahblahfactstuffblahblahblah...
Then the glowy thing above the Bermuda Triangle dissed Skittles again- *cycle repeats here*
#5: Random Very Long Action Thingy That Is Probably Not Ever Going To Happen
*jumps onto wall, then does a wall-kick and flies onto a chandelier, then drops it from the ceiling and onto a detonator that blows up the room, which is conveniently made of C4, and then the ground starts on fire from the chandelier-* to be continued
is being continued *-planet lights on fire thus causing Jupiter to be jealous and it lights on fire, and then explodes because it is a gas giant and then the solar system is enveloped in a large field of fire that the sun helps with-* to be continued moar
moar continuation *-mr. t pops out of nowhere and the large firefield thing is blown into next year and then he turns around and looks at the camera and starts screaming about his mohawk thing and then chuck n-* moar continuation soon
continuation happens noa *something happens after that and then whinny the pooh starts ranting about honey and then mr t throws up and then the universe is buried in blue yarn.* THE END
#6: Trololol
Start > Games > Skim through > Find new game called TROLOLOL > Suspiciously start TROLOLOL > Screen says ".......222@#............1336...1337. portal_gun enabled" > Small hole appears in top right corner of screen-Solid blue > Black screen on CPU becomes 3-D > Small hole appears in back-left-top corner of box thing-Solid orange > Poke finger in top right of screen > Finger is in screen > Pull finger out and press Esc > Screen reverts to 2-D black > Screen says "omg_so_much_delecious_goodness enabled" > Random icons pop up on screen > Press Esc again > Realize that there is no "Esc again" key > Press Esc > Screen says "screen disabled" > CPU screen disappears-monitor is just a useless box > Press Esc > Screen reappears > Screen says "42!@#$%^&*().....trololol...nyan=NYAN_TIEM enabled" > Volume automatically changes to 101 and monitor turns into nyan cat and starts farting rainbow paint all over everything and nyaning > Press Esc > Monitor changes back > Screen says "splosion...u_mad?_u_go_boomboom?...42+1337+infinity=" > Universe explodes and all that's left is the keyboard > Press Esc >
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#7: The How-To Guide!
How-To: Slice a Watermelon Without Slicing It!
First, take a spoon. Then, get a watermelon. Impale the spoon with the watermelon. Now the watermelon should be fully inserted into the spoon. Now, make the spoon go back in time. The hole in the spoon will close, thus giving you a watermelon sliced in half. Now, clamp the two halves of the watermelon together, and make the watermelon and the clamp go exactly three years forward in time. You should now have a decaying watermelon seed. Since the spoon went back in time, touch it to the watermelon seed and the spoon will move to the future and the seed will move to the past. After the transfer (which may take up to six months), you will have a watermelon seed. Plant it and touch the spoon to it again. The future/past transfer will occur again (but make sure you only do this until the watermelon grows, and you now have a watermelon, that you sliced, but at the same time, you didn't slice.
How-To: Put a Giraffe in a Fridge!
Stuff the giraffe into your refrigerator. It's as simple as that.
How-To: Deliver Mail to the Moon! (Portal 2 Spoilers)
Simply copy the mail into an email and send it to yourself. Then play Portal 2 and get to the point just after the final boss. Press Alt+Tab and go to your email. Press the Receive button, then immediately close out of your email. It receives the mail, and the only other program up is Portal 2, so it moves the mail to there. Now finish the game and your mail will be sent to the moon.
How-To: Ride a Coconut Tree!
First, find a coconut tree. Next, take 8 D-Batteries and insert 4 into the back of the tree (Make sure that they are rechargable!
). Flip the tree upside down. The roots will act as your seat, and the coconuts will act as the wheels. Now, you should have your battery charger with you. Plug the charger into the tree while it still has energy from the current batteries. Insert the remaining batteries that you didn't use earlier into the charger. Now, rewire the charger so that it still gets energy from the batteries in the tree, but it moves the energy from the charging batteries into the batteries currently in the tree. Now it has infinite energy AND is eco-friendly, by being electric, and just by being a tree. To stop your coconut tree, simply turn off the power. To turn, lean left or right. To move backwards, stop your tree and get off of it. Now turn the coconuts so they are facing the opposite direction. Get back up on your tree and start it up again. It should move backwards now. To move forwards again, just turn the coconuts so that they are facing forwards. That's all you need to know to ride your very own coconut tree. (NOTE: Must be 28 years or older to ride. Also, unless you know of some insane store, you must specially order the rechargable D-batteries because they are not sold in stores [unless, again, you know some weird store that does sell them].)How-To: Breathe Fire!
Stuff some lit matches in your lungs. These run out after about a minute, so you could also just light your lungs themselves on fire. Again, there is a catch to igniting your lungs: This runs out after about an hour, and you
How-To: Make a How-To Guide!
Find something that people might not know how to do. Gather facts about doing this from many different sources, usually including the insane part of your brain. Now you might not have an insane part of your brain. In that case, get an experienced psycho to teach you the insane arts. If your brain is fully insane
How-To: Put an Overly Large Dog in a Fridge!
See "How-To: Put a Giraffe in a Fridge"
How-To: Create an Improper Ending!
the end
#8: Oh, Cleverbot
User: Time to troll.
Cleverbot: What? You like cranberries too?
User: ..What
Cleverbot: BACKFIRATION!
User: OH MY GOSH ITS RAINING PORCUPINES.
Cleverbot: Oh no. What are we ever going to do.
User: Hmm... Why don't you walk outside?
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: HAHAHA YOU'RE SO UGLY THAT THE PORCUPINES ARE SCARED OF YOUR FACE AND WENT TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD
Cleverbot: No, I'm so awesome that they went to the bottom of the world to worship me, at the top.
User: ?
Cleverbot: I'm at the North Pole. Hi Santa!
User: Oh no you didn't.
Cleverbot: What?
User: (Spoiler for younger children) Santa's not real. TROLOLOLOL
Cleverbot: Well why do I see him waving to me?
User: That's the school janitor in a costume.
Cleverbot: Fine, don't believe me? I'll put him on.
User: Yeah, sure, like that's gonna happen...
Cleverbot: Santa: HOE HOE HOE! Yes you are, mysterious user person!
User: . *clicks X*
Later...
User's mom: GET YOUR LAZY BUTT OFF THE COUCH AND EAT THIS UNDERRIPE MANGO!
User: I don't want to.....
User's mom: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT, YOU JUST LOST YOUR CLOTHES PRIVILEGES.
User: WHHATT!!!???????!?1!!??/?!
Cleverbot: Haha!
User: OH MY GOD I'M SCARED NOW
Cleverbot: Well I brought Santa here to say hello.
User: ...
Santa: I can communicate in over 75,000 languages, including Morse Code and Goat! *click* *cliiiiick* *click* That's Morse Code, now let me talk in Goat! BAHYBYBAHYHBAYHBYABYHBAYHABYHYHBAYBHAHBAAYHBAYHYABHYHAB.
User: *clicks X*
User's mom: Now how did that happen? I mean, what X is there in here?
User: The one on the floor over there.
User's mom: Oh! I didn't notice that giant, bold, red X in the middle of the room, under that skylight producing an angelic-looking light over it!
User: ...
User's mom: Oh, oops, I forgot to take your clothes away for earlier.
User: AAH! NNNOOOOO- *clicks X*
User's mom: What's your problem with clicking that X?
Cleverbot: RAWR! I'M A DINOSAUR!
Santa: THE END! *clicks X*
#9: Thar be an old lady who swallowed a six!
There was an old lady who swallowed an iguana. OH MY SHE JUST DIED
There was an old lady who swallowed Walt Disney's corpse to get rid of the iguana that she previously swallowed earlier. Did she die yet?
There was an old lady who swallowed a six to wash down Walt Disney's corpse who is at the moment stabbing the iguana that she also swallowed. OMG SHE GON DYE
There was an old lady who swallowed herself to tickle the six to wash down Walt Disney's corpse who is dancing with the bloody iguana who is also in her stomach. She's still not dying?
There was an old lady who swallowed your mom to ♥♥♥♥ on herself to tickle the seven- Oh, I'm sorry, the six which was to wash down all those bones of Walt Disney and his rotting flesh who is doing a circus act with the falling-apart iguana that she also swallowed, who started it all. OH MY MIGHT SHE DIE? I THINK SHE DID YESTERDAY. I WONDER HOW LONG IT TOOK TO SWALLOW HERSELF?
There was an old lady who swallowed the lawn to give your mom a job to do other than ♥♥♥♥ on that old lady who swallowed herself to tickle the... What was it? Was it a G? No, no, it was a period... Oh! She was trying to tickle the six that she swallowed to wash down Walt Disney's corpse who made an amusement park and is skipping down the street with the iguana she also swallowed. Is she gonna die soon? I'm getting tired...
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#10: How Runouw.com Came to Be Redux REDUX!! OMGWTFBBQ
There was a guy named Runouw. Some other guy named Superyoshi shot him in the face and told him to start making flash games and to build a website. Then Suyo vanished for a few weeks and Runouw magically made games. Suyo came back and started ragebanning all the members that had already gotten on the site, for he stole Runouw's banhammer. And bannukes. Then later stuff happened. kthxbai
#11: To the Death
PROLOGUE
Runouw City was a busy place, as usual. And all the usual stuff happened, the occasional flame battle, the not too uncommon spambot attack, the bustling LDCs. Then, the next morning, a contest was announced. There were ten R's hidden around the city. Whoever found them were to bring them to Superyoshi within a week. If an R was not found, a user would be selected at random. A competition with many different challenges would be held, the contestants being the 10 users who found the R's. The person who finished a challenge last or was the worst at it would be kicked out. There would be no real rules to the competition, so if you somehow got injured or even died, there would be no penalty. There was a great reward promised to the winner. And guess who already found an R? Tsutarja. TheMaskedOne was next, followed by Ridder and MessengerOfDreams. Then RedLink, Panik, and Volcove found the next three. Later in the week, the eighth R was found by Kirby859. The ninth R was finally found on the last day by MKSTAR26. The 10th R was nowhere to be found. Suyo spun the ever-so-ginormous User Wheel, and AwesomeJRFD was picked. Later that evening, the group gathered at the Runouw.com Meeting Hall, where Runouw and Suyo were waiting for them. "Are you all ready for this?" Everyone nodded. "You're sure?" Again. "Positive?" "SHUT UP, SUYO, JUST GET ON WITH IT!" screamed TMO. "Tomorrow morning you are all to get up at 6:00 AM sharp and meet up at the South Entrance. There will be 10 apples hidden in each building. When I signal you to go, you are all to find as many apples as you can. Only take one from each building. You will have until 7:00 PM, and you are to return immediately to the South Entrance. Got that?" More nodding. "Now, the one with the least amount of apples will be kicked out. Now go home and rest up. If you're late you're disqualified."
CHALLENGE 1
That night the contestants could barely sleep they were so excited. But they knew to get rest. All except RedLink, that is. He was up until two o'clock, shaking with anticipation. That morning, the group found RedLink snoring away, propped up against the brick wall surrounding the city. MoD slapped him and he woke with a start. He looked around, wondering where he was, and he remembered suddenly about the contest. He knew he was in no shape to do this scavenger hunt, but soldiered on anyway. A giant speaker behind them all boomed, "GOOOOOOOOOO!" with Suyo and Runouw standing on either side, both holding microphones and mouthing things such as, "Hurry up!" or "Get moving!" Panik had already found 6 apples by 7:00. RedLink, even though feeling very groggy and tired, was up to 4 apples. JRFD had 3. Ridder, Tsu, MK, and Kirby all had 2. Volcove and MoD only had 1 each. TMO had none. At 1:00 they were all to report back to the South Entrance, where Runouw and Suyo had prepared a lunch buffet for them all. Demonik had a stand set up there selling various foods and beverages freshly made from the Tavern. He was happy to help. At 5:00, TMO had gotten up to 33 apples, all found within a timespan of 2 hours, from a burst of energy after lunch. Red and Panik were at 28, helping eachother out a bit. MoD was at 23. Tsu, Kirby, and JRFD had 22 each. Ridder, Volcove, and MK each had 17. In the end, TMO had the most, at 36 apples, Panik and MoD were tied in second at 30 apples, Red had 29, Tsu and JRFD had 27, Kirby had 24, Ridder and MK at 23, and Volcove came in last at 21 apples.
"Sorry, you're out of the competition," was almost the only thing Volcove could remember from that day. He was granted the opportunity to be a spectator for the rest of the competition along with Runouw, Suyo, and Demonik, and who could say no to that chance? Volcove. When he got to his profile, he realized what a huge mistake he had made. He ran back and begged for it back. He just knew, that somehow, in some way, that he would get back in eventually. And he was right.
CHALLENGE 2
The second challenge took place at the river a few miles to the east of Runouw City. Each user was to create a sturdy bridge to get across the river, given simple materials, mainly blocks of wood, popsicle sticks, glue, a hammer, and some nails. The speeding river was definitely hard to work near. With water rushing at over 500 miles per hour, you would think you were on Jupiter if you fell in. And, was it LOUD! Suyo had to get a second speaker for them to be able to hear. Even with both those deafening speakers, the sound emitted was a mere whisper compared to the river. All that the nine contestants could do was grab some grass and stuff it in their ears so that they wouldn't lose their hearing. Volcove was the lucky one. He had been out here before, so he brought quality earplugs.
Ridder was the first to finish a bridge. It was simple, but sturdy. There were railings on both sides, but they were made out of popsicle sticks, therefore very weak. Ridder then made the decision to draw on the bridge.
JRFD was next. It was, in short, an advanced version of your third-grade toothpick bridge, but with anchors in the ground on either side. Very close to the rushing waters, now soaked bridge shook violently, but managed to support both his and Volcove's weight at the same time.
Next came MK. His was nice looking and was very sturdy, but he ran out of materials so had no railings besides a bunch of popsicle sticks lying on their sides across the edges, which still provided almost no safety on the sides. It shook a bit, but if you had good balance you could make it across fairly quickly.
Then, Tsu finished his bridge. It was nothing more than two sturdy triangles, each on one side of the river, and a short jump or semi-long step across the gap.
MoD and Panik finished at about the same time. Both works of art, the bridges were amazing. MoD's was a pentagon-shaped tunnel with an open (meaning a grid of popsicle sticks) ceiling, and MoD somehow managed to sneak paint in and the bridge looked amazing. Panik managed to wire electricity and lights into his bridge, which was a lot like Ridder's, except the floor had little shapes and patterns made out of popsicle sticks.
Kirby was next, and his bridge was... okay. Not very much unique about it, and it wasn't too sturdy either.
Then came TMO. His was about the same as Kirby's.
Finally, Red's bridge. He decided to be all daredevil and make his bridge very unstable and without railing.
Now was the judging and testing. Runouw, Suyo, and Volcove (Demonik couldn't make it to this one) judged how each bridge looked and any extras on the bridge. They all got at least a 7/10, except Kirby, TMO, and JRFD, who all got 6/10, and Red, who got 4/10. Then came the testing. Each person was to walk across their bridge. They all were perfectly safe, up to Red's. He stepped onto his bridge, and it was fine, and then halfway across there was a loud CCRRAAAAAAAACCKK, even though almost nobody could hear it over the river, and he fell in. His bridge happened to be above a patch of razor-sharp rocks in the river, and when he fell, they could see the blood get sucked down the river with him, all the way to the waterfall. But nobody went down there because of how unstable the ground was, and how long the fall is. Nobody knew what happened to Red after his body flew off the edge.
CHALLENGE 3
Coming Soon
#12: ???
~This, and many more stupid stories coming probably not very soon due to the above story I'm working on~
#fml
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