The Chronicles of Ramirez

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This is already in Red's Vault of Doom, but I felt it was too epic to not have it's own topic.


THE CHRONICLES OF RAMIREZ CHAPTER 24: THE FINAL CHAPTER
This story is about a soldier named Ramirez. Why we're introducing him in the final chapter is a mystery to everyone, but ok let's continue. Ramirez, by the way, is a soldier. He shoots people and kills stuff. Which is what soldiers do. What's a soldier you ask? Well, Ramirez is one. I don't think we mentioned that before. Anyway, Ramirez, being a soldier and all, was commanded by his jackhole commander, Captain Price, to go shoot stuff. Ramirez knew this was going to be an easy mission, because shooting stuff is what a soldier does. And as you may or may not have know, Ramirez is a soldier. Piece of cake. So Ramirez was choppered into a terrorist place in Russia or Afghanistan or wherever it is those terrorists live, locked, loaded, and ready to shoot stuff. Specifically, terrorists. Because that's what soldiers do. They shoot stuff. And terrorists are stuff. And Ramirez. Is. A. Soldier. THE END. Oh by the way I think Ramirez was shot and killed during his mission.-

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lmfao you got to be kidding me BROndon. Being in My topic is epic enough
But anyways Yeah... This story was funny as hell though
DUDE YOU FORGOT TO MENTION HE WAS A SOLDIER!!!