Remmy was just walking around for no apparent reason other than that I'm too lazy to think of anything else for him to be doing. So anyway, he was walking, when OMGWTFBBQ a walrus in a bikini flies out of the bush and attacks Remmy in SLOW MOTION, because SLOW MOTION makes everything more epic, especially when it's written in CAPITALS. Anyway, Remmy tried to get the walrus off him, but it was no use. The walrus was too powerful. It suddenly turned into a robot and transformed into a chainsaw. The chainsaw flew up, defying the laws of gravity, and into the hands of Red, who was standing on top of a random building that wasn't there five seconds ago. Red held up the chainsaw, and turned it on. His eyes glowed red. Suddenly, two gravity police came and arrested the chainsaw for defying the laws of gravity. The chainsaw later broke out of jail, but that's a story for another day, or month, or year, or decade, or century, or millennium, or whatever. Anyway, back to the battle between Red and Remmy. Red jumped, and the whole building collapsed on Remmy. Then Remmy popped out of the rubble holding a THREE-BARRELED HEAT-SEEKING ROCKET LAUNCHER OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION and sweetness. Remmy fired the THREE-BARRELED HEAT-SEEKING ROCKET LAUNCHER etc. at Red, who was flying. Two missiles missed, but one hit Red directly in the BAWLZ, causing a massive shockwave to destroy the entire city. Red was still alive somehow, and shot 1337 energy blasts at Remmy, who also got hit in the BAWLZ and it also caused a shockwave. The battle continued, until Justin Bieber came in and started singing "Baby". Red and Remmy declared a truce, and they both threw 9001 nukes each at Justin Bieber. They then returned to their fighting. It seemed like they were fighting for days, weeks, months, YEARS, but it was actually just five minutes. The battle raeged on, until Remmy threw a punch at Red's mouth. Red bit down hard, and Remmy went crying to his mommy. Ten minutes later, Remmy came back in a tank. Red ate the tank. Then the chainsaw returned. It turned back into the walrus in a bikini, and the walrus took out a bazooka. The walrus put some tacos in the barrel, and he shot at Remmy. Remmy just caught the tacos and ate them, until about an hour later he realized he was allergic to those kind of tacos. After 3 days in the hospital, Remmy was ready to fight again. Remmy took out his rocket launcher, and Red took out his walrus. They engaged in marriage a fight to the death. Red's walrus transformed again into a banana-wielding ninja ape. Remmy shot some missiles at Red, but the ninja-ape threw some ninja-banana-stars at the missiles, and the missiles blew up in midair. Eventually, the cycle repeated until he got bored and ragequit. Sometime later in the battle, Remmy ate Red. While inside of Remmy, Red was able to control Remmy. Red made Remmy walk into walls and such. Soon, Remmy had to go to the bathroom really badly, and overrided Red's control. In the Bathroom, Remmy pooped out Red. It caused a shockwave even bigger than the time when Red got hit in the BAWLZ. Red flushed the toilet, and Red got sucked down into the sewer system. Remmy washed his hands and walked out of the bathroom. Suddenly, Red came out from the ground and stared at Remmy. Remmy stared back at Red. It was just Red and Remmy, standing atop the ruins of what used to be their city. They were about to continue their battle via staring contest when they both felt sharp pains, then collapsed. Four entered the scene, holding two pistols, a cowboy hat, overalls, and spurred shoes. Red's last words were: "Dude WTF are you wearing?!" before he and Remmy went into what little kids call: "forever sleep". Four blew the smoke off both pistols, reloaded, and said "Remember kids, always brush your teeth!" and mounted the ninja ape. The ape turns into a ferarri and Four rode off into the distance.
You should make more. I need my daily dose of funny stories. and No one here can support them as much as I want ;.;
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