CHAPTER 1: STARTIN' OUT SCHOOL
So, Tomi was nervously walking towards school, ready to start Year 6. He was NERVOUS. He had already sweat so much he looked like he was accidently dumped in the washing machine. He was eating a sandwich, but was so nervous he didn't realise it was his lunch. A group of Year 6 boys suddenly strolled up.
"Wet yourself?" one of the boys said, obviously amused.
"Bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-Get lost!"
The boy replied "....or do you think you're a fish?"
The group laughed. Tomi went from red to white.
"Drop d-dead" he said stupidly.
The group laughed harder, and left.
Now Tomi went a sort of scarlet from anger. He also fwlt like a traffic light. A feeble, squeaky voice said something.
"IS THAT MY CONSHONZ?!" he yelled randomly.
A thin, pale girl strolled up beside him. She sspoke in a weak, quiet voice, and didn't laugh at Tomi, but DID give a smirk.
"U mad?" she said randomly.
"Uh........kinda."
"Problem?"
"Wait.....what are you on about?
"Trololololol!!!!!" she yelled, and walked off. She added: "Oh, by the way-"
"Yes?"Tomi shrieked.
"Want to be more popular?"
"Course!"
"Pull your trousers back up!"
This is NOT meant to be that funny. Just a beginning. It'll get better. Trust me.
