Dmk's topic of poems!

[Dark_Meta_Knight]

I have uneasiness because i don"t know if anyone will like my poem's.
But enjoy!
Your house is on fire. Under my desire. So go die you nasty liar.

I have a robot. It needs to get a flu shot. And it makes me tater tots. So don't forget your knots.

You got a bad mouse. You like to look up a girls blouse. And oh yeah there's a fire in your house.

Bowser is red browsers are green so put back on your trousers for me.

This site is made out of clay. It has turned really gay. No one want's to play. And that's why i make you my slave.

Your life really sucks. I don"t give a flying ****. Your not even worth a buck. You got killed by a duck. Now i will be in my lucky truck.

Blab has a lab. He really likes to stab. Now go call yourself a taxi cab.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had an affair. Fuzzy Wuzzy needs a beer. Fuzzy wuzzy has a ugly glare. Now he will be doing you here.

[Blablob]

Wait....so every single line serves as a completely different poem?

[Kimonio]

1/10


I could do those in five seconds.

[Ridder]

Your uneasiness is understandable.

These aren't poems. Not even close.

Rating: N/A

[TheMMMification]

These are more like a long volley of insults. Look, even I can do it! (Note that I don't think these things, and they are meant as an example.)

You're an idiot

I'm an idiot

Giygas is an idiot

Everybody is an idiot.


See? I think I did those within a few seconds. This is what an actual poem is like.

My flower is green.

Your flower is red.

Our flowers are opposites, just like you and me.

[Blablob]

These are just pathetic. They're not even poems; they're just setences that rhyme with each other, and for the record, poems don't have to rhyme. If you aren't going to put any effort into this, then just don't do it. (I believe the Art rules apply to Stories and Poems as they are a form of art)