Fourinone opened the front door, his heart racing out of his chest.
"O-oh, h-hey there, Brandon..."
"Hey, Foru. You look beautiful tonight."
"Oh, stop it..."
Why must the first date always be the most difficult? wondered the starry-eyed young man in a fine red dining dress. The awkward silence only hung in the air for a second, but to Fourinone, it seemed interminable.
"Well... ready to go?"
"Of course! Hah hah... hah... hrm."
Fourinone called back to his roommate saying that he was leaving, and closed the door behind himself. Brandon grabbed one of his soft, pallid hands and led him down the stoop. They walked across the yard to Brandon's bright red convertible parked parallel to the curb, both not quite sure of their footing: Brandon because he was a nervous wreck, and Fourinone because he wasn't quite used to his new high-heels. Brandon used a remote to unlock the car doors from a short distance, and opened the one on the passenger side for his date.
"Apres avoir, mon doux petit ange. ~ "
"Wow, you speak French? That's so cool!"
"That was French?"
"...whatever. Let's go!"
Brandon walked around and sat in the leather driver's seat. He put his key in the ignition, and stole a quick glance at Fourinone as the engine began to purr. Fourinone looked back, and their eyes met each other swiftly before darting away in embarrassment. Fourinone was frustrated that he couldn't even bring himself to look at the man that he had secretly loved for so long, but...
"So, are you excited?"
"Huh? Oh, um, I... Yeah. I wouldn't dress up so nicely if I wasn't, hue..."
"You look stunning tonight, Foru. That dress really shows off your curves well."
"Hahah, yeah, I really do have a smoking hot body, don't I?! I'm hot right?! RIGHT?!"
"yeah"
"Good, hahaha..."
Handled like a true champion, thought Fourinone. Tonight would be a breeze if he kept the cruise control at this level of smoothness. Conveniently enough, Fourinone lived like two blocks away from the resteraunt so I have no idea why they drove. Brando parked neatly in one of the V.I.P. spots and turned off the engine. The young couple got out of the car and walked through the front doorway. Fourinone swallowed his last remnants of nervousness as they walked up to the front counter.
"Hi, welcome to McDonalds, what can I get you?"
"Yes, I'll have the ten-piece chicken nugget meal with medium fries and a Coke. What do you want, Foru?"
"Oh, I'll just have a Big Mac with extra onions, small fries, and a small Diet Coke. Gotta watch this rockin' bod, am I right? Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue"
"...Riiiight. Your order total is $13.45. Cash or credit?"
"Credit." Brando said as he whipped out his hellacious Chase Sapphire card. "I get wonderful food and wonderful rewards thanks to my new Sapphire card exclusively from Chase Bank."
"...who are you talking to?"
"I didn't say anything."
"O...kay...? We'll bring your food to your table."
Brandon paid the depressed young misanthrope, and once again, the akward young pair stumbled off, this time to the closest possible table, sitting at opposite ends.
"I'm so stoked that you managed to get us in here, Brando! Do you know the owner?"
"Oh, trust me, babe, I have connections, hahah."
"Wow, you're such a stud! I can't believe how much I want to ♥♥♥♥♥ y- I MEAN CONTINUE TO HAVE A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU"
"Me neither."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I NEED TO GO USE THE BATHROOOOM"
Fourinone dashed away from the table, tripping multiple times along the way. He burst into the women's room, which reeked of the human body. Brandon was a human. It reeked of Brandon. Oh my God so alone. He stared straight into the cracked, greasy mirror, admiring how unbelievably hot he was.
"Get it together, Foru! This man is going to impregnate you some day, at least make sure he loves it!"
For good measure he punched himself a few times in the face, giving himself a black eye and bloody mouth. He still knew that he looked beautiful, though; injuries really complimented his figure. He took a deep breath and stumbled back out into the restaurant.
"Sorry, I have bladder control issues. You know how it is."
"I do not. Oh, here comes our food!"
The disinheartened waitress brought a tray over to the starstruck couple. She set it gently down between the two, grumbling something unintelligible about enjoying their meal.
"Wow, this looks really good, Brandon!"
"Doesn't it? Well, as they say in Korea, tairageru!"
Fourinone was so famished from eating exclusively smegma butter for the past few months to reduce his sleek figure that he tore right into the food. Within five minutes, his side of the tray was completely empty. Brandon was still tenderly working his way through his own meal. He dipped a chicken nugget into the warm barbecue sauce packet and put it between his gorgeous red lips, moving them together and slowly chewing on the nugget of processed fake meat. He closed his eyes and moaned, reveling in the slight orgasm that the food gave him. Fourinone watched eagerly as he worked his way one-by-one through the rest, gently wiping his mouth off on a napkin at the end. They stood up, threw away their trash, and walked out the front. They got into the car once more, relaxing as their stomachs struggled to digest all the cholesterol. They were silent as they drove back to Fourinone's place, ecstatic about their love for one another. Brandon pulled up on the curb and unlocked the doors.
"Um... Brandon?"
"Yes, Foru?"
"Do... you want to come inside?"
"Oh, sure!"
He turned off the car and led Fourinone up the porch. Foru retrieved his key from inside his bra and unlocked the door, leading Brandon inside. Brandon began to walk towards the kitchen, but Fourinone clenched onto his hand and pulled him toward his bedroom instead.
"Foru, what are y-"
"Shh... Just let it happen..."
They walked into the dark bedroom, and Foru closed and locked the door behind them. Foru walked over to his bed, leaving Brandon stuck frozen to a spot near the door. Fourinone closed his eyes and thought for a moment before moving his hands down to the waist of his dress. He clenched both his fists and took one final breath before lifting the dress up over his head, revealing his baby blue panties and bra underneath. He began to fumble with the clasp of the bra, eventually unsnapping it and letting it fall to the floor next to the dress. He kept his panties on, just for now.
"This is me. This is... all of me."
"Foru, I know you're a wonderful person. You don't need to take off your clothes for me to know that."
"I... I thought that...." Foru began to grope for words, but they weren't there.
"It's fine. We've already come this far." Brandon said lightheartedly, moving over to his significant other. Foru gasped slightly as he planted a soft, wet kiss on his lips. It was only fletting, though, and Brandon soon pulled away. Instead, he embraced Foru, his hands feeling the soft outline of his spine. His hands moved ever downward, moving underneath his underwear...
"Yo, Foru, I got some groceries." Azn yelled from the front door, a cool evening breeze pouring in from outside. No response. Maybe he was talking to his date from the other day. "Foru?"
He set down a bag in the kitchen and moved over to Foru's door. He thought he smelt something strange from the other side. Was it... alcohol? He turned the knob and walked into the dark room. As his eyes adjusted, he slowly realized what was happening. Foru was laying prone in the far corner of the room, tears in his eyes and whiskey on his lips.
"Oh my God, Foru, are you okay?!"
"N... No...."
"What happened to you?"
Foru didn't respond immediately. He sniffled a bit, and with a shaking hand he held up his cell phone. It was set to the Recent Calls list; they seemed to predominantly be Azn and their drinking buddy Kevin.
"He...."
"He what?"
"He....
"He didn't call back."