I'm recreating Suyo's old Pit of 99999 Trials, in which everyone posted random stuff. BUT this time it has a point. It has to be SOO random, it's funny. And the guy below has to rate it from 1 to 20.
I'll start off with this limerick:
There once was a place named /b/
Not a place of joy or of glee
And, once I decided
To try go inside it
If YOU haven't, please, leave it be!