Luna's Potion Shoppe

[Positron]

Do you have Chips Ahoy cookies for sale, Walmart is all out

[Maaaaarrrrriiiiio]

Do you have a potion that can make me do homework faster and get better grades?
jk
but srsly, do you have a potion that can make me smarter?

[Magnen]

I'll take two time-skip vials, please, along with the best set of Plot Armor you've got.

*pays with rare sweets and a chocottone*

Sorry to get to you so late, Ryu's been driving me crazy!

Currently we only got a plot armor shield that stops you from dying to any attack from the front. It also breaks after a while. Be careful!

Do you have Chips Ahoy cookies for sale, Walmart is all out

Uh, no? I could bake up some magical chocolate chip cookies if you want, though. One cookie makes everything you eat taste like a chocolate chip cookie for ten minutes!

Do you have a potion that can make me do homework faster and get better grades?
jk
but srsly, do you have a potion that can make me smarter?

An intelligence potion? But of course! I have a potion that will enhance your ability to absorb double the information for five minutes! It also has a tendency to make you forget whatever it was you were doing for the last four minutes, so use wisely!

[CedarBranch]

Do you have any potions that can turn water into solid crystal?

[Magnen]

Do you have any potions that can turn water into solid crystal?

Sure! There's two different kinds, both of which you apply directly to a body of water.

There's the safer kind, where the properties aren't changed, but they become a solid form. Just be aware that the crystals are still... Well.. Water. It won't melt, but it'll be fairly brittle.

And then there's the cool kind, where the water directly transforms into some form of gemstone! But, brewing that kind potion can take a bit, and application may cause an explosion.

Bear in mind that in application, the potion will take effect over the entire body of water, but the more diluted it gets, the less effective. Also, they won't work on salt water! So you can't crystallize the ocean. (As cool as that would be!)

We have a few more things for sale!

The Clothes Expanding Mannequin! Ever wanted to wear a shirt, but it was too small? Well, just buy this mannequin (which will be carved to be close to your body size) and it will expand it to be two sizes too large for you! Baggy clothes are the ultimate form of comfort. All clothes may be expanded, but some items are advised against. Please read the manual given before using.

Collapsible Containers! Ever needed to carry food items in a small space, but couldn't? Well now you can! The collapsible container will transform into a pocket-sized cube, along with whatever it is you put in there! Just be advised that the food will be smushed upon expanding again. Recommended usage for soups.

The Infinity Sock Drawer! Keep an infinite amount of socks (or whatever you like) in this drawer! Just slip it into your dresser and you're good to go! Caution: The infinite sock drawer will eat some of your socks once a month, usually leaving mismatched pairs.

[Doram]

DB-39 walks noisily into the shop.

This Infinity Sock Drawer is exactly what I was looking for. I need it for... a friend...

[Magnen]

DB-39 walks noisily into the shop.

This Infinity Sock Drawer is exactly what I was looking for. I need it for... a friend...

*Luna plops a wooden drawer onto the table. It's chipped on the outside, and the inside is lined with black fabric with bits of white lint scattered about.*

That'll be 20$! Or two magic crystals, or five gold shillings! If you don't have any of those, then just... Put down whatever, I'll convert them to an equivalent to see how much we need~

[Doram]

DB-39 puts a glowing purple crystal on the counter
Would this work?

[Magnen]

DB-39 puts a glowing purple crystal on the counter
Would this work?

*Luna inspects the crystal with a magnifying glass.*

Perfect! Have a nice day~

And remember, Luna's Potion Shoppe is not held responsible for damages done to personal property that your purchase may/may not have caused!