What would you do with $1,000,000?

[Avo]

Say one day you just randomly won $1,000,000 just like that. What would you do with it?

[Blablob]

i would put it all in a plastic bag, tie up the bag, and put in in the trash

the trashtruck would come to pick it up and put it in, however, as they are driving, they hit a curb, knocking the money out. it lies on the street and someone notices it and(not knowing the money's in there), picks the bag up and gets it out of the street. all of a sudden, a street-dog runs and grabs the bag with its teeth, out of the person's hand, and runs off. the dogruns into an ally where a whole bunch of other street dogs are. right before they start eating the money, a guy throws a rock out of his dogs to get out of his ally. then he notices the bag and picks it up. for whatever reason he throws it onto the roof of a building.

2 years have passed. the money is still on the building, and it is a very windy day. a hurricane was hitting the city, and the wind was so powerful it pushed the money off the roof, into a passing truck, and the guy driving it was drunk, so he didn't know what he was doing. suddenly he crashes into MY HOUSE! the damage would have took a million dollars to fix. before cops showed up, i found the bag. thinking it might've been full of crack that the guy had taken which caused the accident, i opened it. there was the money.

so the answer to your question, What would i do with a million dollars? why, i would use it to fix my house

[TrappedTime]

Why, I would buy 100,000,000 pennies of course!

We cannot solve problems with the same method we used to make them...

[thingthing]

save it

[TheMMMification]

I would use $1,000,000 to buy stuff on the Wii Internet Channel and by other games I want( Like Halo 3 ODST).

[Ridder]

I would use it to lure all money-grubbing fiends into one location,then I would torture them until they give up their money to the poor.
But I'm not sure how much that would count in euros though,not much of a money person.

[samgamereviews]

Invest it! Then twenty years from now when the economy is better while you people are stuck 1 million I'll have 998,000! (minus 2000 for a new tv)

[Blablob]

I would use it to lure all money-grubbing fiends into one location,then I would torture them until they give up their money to the poor.
But I'm not sure how much that would count in euros though,not much of a money person.

Wow. You are an evil person Ridder

[Ridder]

.........Making people who waste money give it away is a bad thing?
Wow, I must be getting old.

[Eliwood 1]

i would use it to upgrade castle Pherae to 99999999ft. tall
and hire guards, maybe convince people dragons aren't bad and bring them back...
There would be 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 stairs and to climb them would take 9,000,000 years!
And my throne would be there...