Demonik's Tavern

[Firestar]

*Walk's in the tavern* I'm a sex offender

[MICrophone]

That's nice. *As Fireheart begins to approach bar, he suddenly notices that he is no longer in the Tavern but is instead in a jail cell many, many miles away.*

[destroyer1]

Here lies Fireheart, born on semptember 18 on 2009... moved to jail on August 25, 2010.

[spookyghost]

I am a sex offender sex offender :3
And I am REEEALLLY fat (Not seriously. Look right -->). Imagine being a (hopefully adult) sex offender, being sexually offended by a fat kid <3

[MICrophone]

And so you find yourself in a jail cell…twice.

[spookyghost]

OH SHNAP
I am so far from the tavern, that I drill into the wall behind me with... A... SPOON! and find myself in the tavern.

[MICrophone]

I stare at you while holding… A… SPOON! and you find yourself many miles away from the Tavern and in addition have mysteriously become allergic to spoons in the process.

[MessengerOfDreams]

DO I NEED TO PULL OUT THE 30 MINUTE BAN?! There'll be controversy, and people will push for me to lose my job. >_>

[AlucardX60]

DO I NEED TO PULL OUT THE 30 MINUTE BAN?! There'll be controversy, and people will push for me to lose my job. >_>

All I wanted was a root beer and a pizza.

[Slyfer The Hedgehog]

oh look a spoon,*salad fingers apears behind me*,...*throws spoon through windows*
and for everyone who said i smoke or i take drugs *3 secs later**the people who sayed that i take drugs or i smoke is dying i the floor bleeding while i hold a rpg launcher against alucard*